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"Muriel's Wedding" quotes

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A young social outcast in Australia steals money from her parents to finance a vacation where she hopes to find happiness, and perhaps love.

Director: P.J. Hogan
Writer: P.J. Hogan
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1994
MetaScore: 63/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $15,119,639
Released: 31 Mar 1995
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award9 wins & 12 nominations total
It's a big job - Muriel's Wedding 00:04 It's a big job And I noticed there was lipstick on it - Muriel's Wedding 00:20 And I noticed there was lipstick on it If I feel you've changed - Muriel's Wedding 00:13 If I feel you've changed People invite us to parties and they know we'll just have a good time - Muriel's Wedding 00:11 People invite us to parties and they know we'll just... What about the black haired one - Muriel's Wedding 00:39 What about the black haired one Yeah but you love Tanya too - Muriel's Wedding 00:16 Yeah but you love Tanya too Rose Biggs Are you friends with her - Muriel's Wedding 00:20 Rose Biggs Are you friends with her Pull up a chair - Muriel's Wedding 00:04 Pull up a chair It's nothing to do with too much sex - Muriel's Wedding 00:10 It's nothing to do with too much sex Beauty consultant - Muriel's Wedding 00:10 Beauty consultant Fat and useless - Muriel's Wedding 00:32 Fat and useless You've probably seen the news about the civil war in South Africa - Muriel's Wedding 00:16 You've probably seen the news about the civil war in... I was nearly in State Government - Muriel's Wedding 00:45 I was nearly in State Government I bet you were a terror when you were 22 - Muriel's Wedding 00:05 I bet you were a terror when you were 22 She only sucks him off - Muriel's Wedding 00:12 She only sucks him off Has he applied for the police force - Muriel's Wedding 00:07 Has he applied for the police force Are you Muriel Heslop - Muriel's Wedding 00:11 Are you Muriel Heslop Let her finish her Orgasm - Muriel's Wedding 00:07 Let her finish her Orgasm What No Porpoise Spit - Muriel's Wedding 00:05 What No Porpoise Spit I can't stay married to you - Muriel's Wedding 00:36 I can't stay married to you What kind of person marries someone they don't know - Muriel's Wedding 00:18 What kind of person marries someone they don't know All the guests are on her side Nunc et - Muriel's Wedding 00:07 All the guests are on her side Nunc et What a coincidence - Muriel's Wedding 00:04 What a coincidence They cut it out - Muriel's Wedding 00:16 They cut it out You want to have a drink with me - Muriel's Wedding 00:45 You want to have a drink with me When I lived in Porpoise Spit - Muriel's Wedding 00:22 When I lived in Porpoise Spit You're terrible - Muriel's Wedding 00:04 You're terrible But let's be honest The South Africans were never much chop in the pool anyway - Muriel's Wedding 00:07 But let's be honest The South Africans were never much... You know what they call this great man Bill the Battler - Muriel's Wedding 00:12 You know what they call this great man Bill the Battler Sits around the house like a dead weight - Muriel's Wedding 00:22 Sits around the house like a dead weight And Perry kicks He picks it up - Muriel's Wedding 00:23 And Perry kicks He picks it up After she failed high school - Muriel's Wedding 00:29 After she failed high school I have a telefax to read - Muriel's Wedding 00:36 I have a telefax to read Who do you think you are to call me that - Muriel's Wedding 00:08 Who do you think you are to call me that You've done a lot for the people of this town Bill Who told you that - Muriel's Wedding 00:06 You've done a lot for the people of this town Bill Who... Mariel - Muriel's Wedding 00:07 Mariel Now now now now just a minute You can't come in here and threaten brides - Muriel's Wedding 00:08 Now now now now just a minute You can't come in here... They've accused him of raping a Japanese tourist which is ridiculous - Muriel's Wedding 00:07 They've accused him of raping a Japanese tourist which... I've seen your wedding album You've tried on every dress in Sydney - Muriel's Wedding 00:11 I've seen your wedding album You've tried on every... Well he said if I ever left him he'd find out who I was living with and shoot them - Muriel's Wedding 00:13 Well he said if I ever left him he'd find out who I was... I'm divorcing Chook - Muriel's Wedding 00:11 I'm divorcing Chook You're right You are a new person And you stink - Muriel's Wedding 00:12 You're right You are a new person And you stink Oh God I'm going to go bald and have to eat macrobiotic food - Muriel's Wedding 00:05 Oh God I'm going to go bald and have to eat macrobiotic... Sorry Mum You know I love you but you drive me crazy - Muriel's Wedding 00:08 Sorry Mum You know I love you but you drive me crazy

Cast

Tania - Sophie Lee
Cheryl - Roz Hammond
Muriel - Toni Collette