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"My Best Friend's Girl" quotes

My Best Friend's Girl poster
Tank faces the ultimate test of friendship when his best friend hires him to take his ex-girlfriend out on a lousy date in order to make her realize how great her former boyfriend is.

Director: Howard Deutch
Writer: Jordan Cahan
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 34/100
ImdbRating: 5.8
BoxOffice: $19,219,250
Released: 19 Sep 2008
Awards: 1 nomination

40 video clips

AmiAlexisTankBurtMerrileeKindly StripperProfessor TurnerHilaryHeavily Pierced KidDustinDwaluClaireCraig
If ifs and buts were cocks and nuts I'd be getting gangbanged right now - My Best Friend's Girl 00:06 If ifs and buts were cocks and nuts I'd be getting... You know what You're what we call a two bagger - My Best Friend's Girl 00:09 You know what You're what we call a two bagger You can fix it right Sure just pop into my DeLorean - My Best Friend's Girl 00:05 You can fix it right Sure just pop into my DeLorean I'd part you like the Red Sea and let you call me Moses - My Best Friend's Girl 00:07 I'd part you like the Red Sea and let you call me Moses I bet back in the day you were one hot slice of fuckberry pie - My Best Friend's Girl 00:14 I bet back in the day you were one hot slice of fuckberry... And when it comes to love there's only one thing you can trust - My Best Friend's Girl 00:18 And when it comes to love there's only one thing you... The funniest thing that'll ever come out of you is me - My Best Friend's Girl 00:06 The funniest thing that'll ever come out of you is me Yeah I'll talk to you all night All right - My Best Friend's Girl 00:07 Yeah I'll talk to you all night All right She's bucking like an epileptic at a strobe light convention - My Best Friend's Girl 00:05 She's bucking like an epileptic at a strobe light... You look like Chewbacca and Sasquatch had a baby - My Best Friend's Girl 00:09 You look like Chewbacca and Sasquatch had a baby You people are sinners You should have thought of that - My Best Friend's Girl 00:10 You people are sinners You should have thought of that You need to get her back - My Best Friend's Girl 00:22 You need to get her back I wanna apologize to myself - My Best Friend's Girl 00:21 I wanna apologize to myself Welcome to Cheesus Crust where pizza is a religious experience - My Best Friend's Girl 00:25 Welcome to Cheesus Crust where pizza is a religious... So are we gonna do this or what - My Best Friend's Girl 00:07 So are we gonna do this or what Now the truth may set you free but first it's gonna piss you off - My Best Friend's Girl 00:05 Now the truth may set you free but first it's gonna... Treat her like a bowling ball - My Best Friend's Girl 00:04 Treat her like a bowling ball See I always knew that your mom was the best it was ever gonna get for me - My Best Friend's Girl 00:11 See I always knew that your mom was the best it was ever... Weddings get me hot and hard know what I'm saying - My Best Friend's Girl 00:09 Weddings get me hot and hard know what I'm saying Easy Urlacher - My Best Friend's Girl 00:15 Easy Urlacher I would kick your ass right now but my foot might get sucked in - My Best Friend's Girl 00:11 I would kick your ass right now but my foot might get sucked... Me today Just a little But not a whole shit - My Best Friend's Girl 00:05 Me today Just a little But not a whole shit She's my roommate I bet she gives great head - My Best Friend's Girl 00:05 She's my roommate I bet she gives great head Okay religious girl How do I bump into her - My Best Friend's Girl 00:11 Okay religious girl How do I bump into her Fucking goddamn it What do you call that shit A J - My Best Friend's Girl 00:17 Fucking goddamn it What do you call that shit A J Well you know you can stop trying to be clever Alexis - My Best Friend's Girl 00:08 Well you know you can stop trying to be clever Alexis If I do this I'm gonna make it the finest Tank ing of my career - My Best Friend's Girl 00:32 If I do this I'm gonna make it the finest Tank ing of... Hey Hey Alexis sent me to look for you so let's go - My Best Friend's Girl 00:35 Hey Hey Alexis sent me to look for you so let's go She's gonna cry tears that form Call Dusty on the ground - My Best Friend's Girl 00:06 She's gonna cry tears that form Call Dusty on the... Thus in fact you're conning her You don't get it You don't get it - My Best Friend's Girl 00:12 Thus in fact you're conning her You don't get it... At least I can hide my shame in my pants - My Best Friend's Girl 00:10 At least I can hide my shame in my pants One of my teaching assistants and a very hard working young woman - My Best Friend's Girl 00:32 One of my teaching assistants and a very hard working young... What's the plan Bring this girl back here pop open chloroform - My Best Friend's Girl 00:07 What's the plan Bring this girl back here pop open... Daddy bee's got the honey That's her number - My Best Friend's Girl 00:04 Daddy bee's got the honey That's her number Pretend it's a year abroad you know - My Best Friend's Girl 00:09 Pretend it's a year abroad you know What about like frosting my tips - My Best Friend's Girl 00:07 What about like frosting my tips You're like the anti Cupid More like the Antichrist - My Best Friend's Girl 00:05 You're like the anti Cupid More like the Antichrist I love that you eat - My Best Friend's Girl 00:18 I love that you eat I mean baby get your head in the game - My Best Friend's Girl 00:07 I mean baby get your head in the game Making love What are you Nora Ephron - My Best Friend's Girl 00:05 Making love What are you Nora Ephron

Cast

Tank - Dane Cook
Alexis - Kate Hudson
Professor Turner - Alec Baldwin
Dustin - Jason Biggs
Rachel - Diora Baird
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