My Big Fat Greek Wedding quotes

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Toula Portokalos is 30, Greek, and works in her family's restaurant, Dancing Zorba's, in Chicago. All her father Gus wants is for her to get married to a nice Greek boy. But Toula is looking for more in life. Her mother convinces Gus to let her take some computer classes at college (making him think it's his idea). With those classes under her belt, she then takes over her aunt's travel agency (again making her father think it's his idea). She meets Ian Miller, a high school English teacher, WASP, and dreamboat she had made a fool of herself over at the restaurant; they date secretly for a while before her family finds out. Her father is livid over her dating a non-Greek. He has to learn to accept Ian; Ian has to learn to accept Toula's huge family, and Toula has to learn to accept herself.

Director: Joel Zwick
Writer: Nia Vardalos
Production: Playtone Productions, Gold Circle Films, MPH, Home Box Office (HBO)
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 02 Aug 2002
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 20 wins & 28 nominations.


46 Clips & Quotes

Dad is so stubborn - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:44 Dad is so stubborn So there you go - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:54 So there you go I had a lump at the back of my neck - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:56 I had a lump at the back of my neck I put some Windex on it - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:30 I put some Windex on it On my wedding night - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:32 On my wedding night How do you say  thank you  in Greek - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:14 How do you say thank you in Greek There are two kinds of people   Greeks - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:23 There are two kinds of people Greeks There's a hole in this cake - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:13 There's a hole in this cake I've never seen my sister this happy - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:27 I've never seen my sister this happy What do you do for Christmas with your family - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 02:15 What do you do for Christmas with your family Put some Windex - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:10 Put some Windex I really think you should say - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:51 I really think you should say Are you kidding - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:28 Are you kidding May I please date your daughter - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:13 May I please date your daughter Let me touch your hair - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 01:04 Let me touch your hair Don't let your past dictate who you are - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:37 Don't let your past dictate who you are My cousins have two volumes - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:16 My cousins have two volumes How are we supposed to know what's going on - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:20 How are we supposed to know what's going on Don't you worry - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:55 Don't you worry If you're gonna be in this family - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:40 If you're gonna be in this family What is wrong with Toula going to school downtown - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 01:45 What is wrong with Toula going to school downtown You better get married soon - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:17 You better get married soon Why you want to leave me - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:25 Why you want to leave me I know this great place - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 01:06 I know this great place Why do you love me - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:18 Why do you love me Oh I don't know - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:29 Oh I don't know I'm a snow beast - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:10 I'm a snow beast Hair on top of his head - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:15 Hair on top of his head And I show you that the root of that word is Greek - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:17 And I show you that the root of that word is Greek My parents' names are Rodney and Harriet - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:26 My parents' names are Rodney and Harriet Where are you going - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:22 Where are you going How come you no come to curler my hairs this morning - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 02:04 How come you no come to curler my hairs this morning If nagging were an Olympic sport - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:21 If nagging were an Olympic sport You find my mama  again - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:39 You find my mama again We roast lamb on a spit in the front yard - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:43 We roast lamb on a spit in the front yard My brother Nick has two jobs - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:18 My brother Nick has two jobs We told my grandma the war was over - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:24 We told my grandma the war was over Didn't we say that - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:29 Didn't we say that It's a mosquito bite - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:37 It's a mosquito bite I tell her I will send her to Greece to find somebody - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:47 I tell her I will send her to Greece to find somebody My sister married young and became a Greek Baby Breeding Machine - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:20 My sister married young and became a Greek Baby Breeding... Don't play with the food - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:20 Don't play with the food I'm going to the Jewel - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:22 I'm going to the Jewel Don't you walk away from me - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:22 Don't you walk away from me It is YOUR LUCKY DAY - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:20 It is YOUR LUCKY DAY Athena is married with three children - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 00:15 Athena is married with three children

Cast

Toula Portokalos - Nia Vardalos
Gus Portokalos - Michael Constantine
Toula Portokalos - Age 6 - Christina Eleusiniotis
Schoolgirl - Kaylee Vieira
Greek Teacher - John Kalangis
Maria Portokalos - Lainie Kazan
Toula Portokalos - Age 12 - Marita Zouravlioff
Athena Portokalos - Age 15 - Sarah Osman
Car Pool Friend - Petra Wildgoose
Car Pool Friend - Melissa Todd
Yiayia - Bess Meisler
Aunt Voula - Andrea Martin
Nick Portokalos - Louis Mandylor
Uncle Taki - Gerry Mendicino
Cousin Nikki - Gia Carides
Angelo - Joey Fatone
Ian Miller - John Corbett
Mike - Ian Gomez
Mrs. White - Jayne Eastwood
Suitor - Frank Falcone
Suitor - Eugene Martel
Suitor - Peter Xynnis
Harriet Miller - Fiona Reid
Rodney Miller - Bruce Gray
Bouzouki Player - Nick Kutsukos
Yianni - Peter Tharos
Cousin Jennie - Chrissy Paraskevopoulos
Aunt Freida - Maria Vacratsis
Cousin Marianthi - Kathryn Haggis
Aunt Lexy - Gale Garnett
Aunt Nota - Charlene Bitzas
Greek Chanter - Chris Savides
Greek Chanter - Constantine Vardalos
Waiter - Scott Khouri
Wedding Singer - John Tsifliklis
Wedding Band Member - Peter Chalkiopoulos
Wedding Band Member - Peter Gogos
Wedding Band Member - Spiro Milankou
Wedding Band Member - Victor Politis
Wedding Band Member - Jim Rouvas
Paris Miller - Arielle Sugarman
Waiter at Wedding Reception - Matthew Galliford
Wedding Guest - John Tartaglia