My Big Fat Greek Wedding quotes

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Toula Portokalos is 30, Greek, and works in her family's restaurant, Dancing Zorba's, in Chicago. All her father Gus wants is for her to get married to a nice Greek boy. But Toula is looking for more in life. Her mother convinces Gus to let her take some computer classes at college (making him think it's his idea). With those classes under her belt, she then takes over her aunt's travel agency (again making her father think it's his idea). She meets Ian Miller, a high school English teacher, WASP, and dreamboat she had made a fool of herself over at the restaurant; they date secretly for a while before her family finds out. Her father is livid over her dating a non-Greek. He has to learn to accept Ian; Ian has to learn to accept Toula's huge family, and Toula has to learn to accept herself.

Director: Joel Zwick
Writer: Nia Vardalos
Production: Playtone Productions, Gold Circle Films, MPH, Home Box Office (HBO)
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 02 Aug 2002
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 20 wins & 28 nominations.


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56 Clips & Quotes

Dad is so stubborn - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Dad is so stubborn
So there you go - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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So there you go
I had to go to Greek school - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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I had to go to Greek school
I had a lump at the back of my neck - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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I had a lump at the back of my neck
I put some Windex on it - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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I put some Windex on it
On my wedding night - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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On my wedding night
How do you say  thank you  in Greek - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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How do you say thank you in Greek
Marry Greek boys - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Marry Greek boys
There are two kinds of people   Greeks - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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There are two kinds of people Greeks
There's a hole in this cake - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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There's a hole in this cake
I've never seen my sister this happy - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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I've never seen my sister this happy
What do you do for Christmas with your family - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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What do you do for Christmas with your family
Put some Windex - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Put some Windex
I really think you should say - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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I really think you should say
Are you kidding - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Are you kidding
May I please date your daughter - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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May I please date your daughter
Let me touch your hair - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Let me touch your hair
Don't let your past dictate who you are - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Don't let your past dictate who you are
I make you something - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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I make you something
My cousins have two volumes - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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My cousins have two volumes
How are we supposed to know what's going on - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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How are we supposed to know what's going on
Don't you worry - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Don't you worry
If you're gonna be in this family - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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If you're gonna be in this family
What is wrong with Toula going to school downtown - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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What is wrong with Toula going to school downtown
You better get married soon - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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You better get married soon
Why you want to leave me - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Why you want to leave me
I know this great place - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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I know this great place
Why do you love me - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Why do you love me
Oh I don't know - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Oh I don't know
When I was growing up - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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When I was growing up
I'm a snow beast - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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I'm a snow beast
Hair on top of his head - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Hair on top of his head
My dad believed in two things - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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My dad believed in two things
Work in the family restaurant - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Work in the family restaurant
And I show you that the root of that word is Greek - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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And I show you that the root of that word is Greek
My parents' names are Rodney and Harriet - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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My parents' names are Rodney and Harriet
Where you going - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Where you going
Where are you going - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Where are you going
How come you no come to curler my hairs this morning - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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How come you no come to curler my hairs this morning
If nagging were an Olympic sport - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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If nagging were an Olympic sport
You find my mama  again - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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You find my mama again
We roast lamb on a spit in the front yard - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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We roast lamb on a spit in the front yard
My brother Nick has two jobs - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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My brother Nick has two jobs
We told my grandma the war was over - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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We told my grandma the war was over
WHAT is going on - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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WHAT is going on
Didn't we say that - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Didn't we say that
It's a mosquito bite - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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It's a mosquito bite
I tell her I will send her to Greece to find somebody - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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I tell her I will send her to Greece to find somebody
My sister married young and became a Greek Baby Breeding Machine - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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My sister married young and became a Greek Baby Breeding...
Where did you go - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Where did you go
Nice Greek girls are supposed to do three things in life - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Nice Greek girls are supposed to do three things in life
Don't play with the food - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Don't play with the food
I'm going to the Jewel - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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I'm going to the Jewel
Don't you walk away from me - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Don't you walk away from me
It is YOUR LUCKY DAY - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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It is YOUR LUCKY DAY
Athena is married with three children - screenshot from movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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Athena is married with three children

Cast

Toula Portokalos - Nia Vardalos
Gus Portokalos - Michael Constantine
Toula Portokalos - Age 6 - Christina Eleusiniotis
Schoolgirl - Kaylee Vieira
Greek Teacher - John Kalangis
Maria Portokalos - Lainie Kazan
Toula Portokalos - Age 12 - Marita Zouravlioff
Athena Portokalos - Age 15 - Sarah Osman
Car Pool Friend - Petra Wildgoose
Car Pool Friend - Melissa Todd
Yiayia - Bess Meisler
Aunt Voula - Andrea Martin
Nick Portokalos - Louis Mandylor
Uncle Taki - Gerry Mendicino
Cousin Nikki - Gia Carides
Angelo - Joey Fatone
Ian Miller - John Corbett
Mike - Ian Gomez
Mrs. White - Jayne Eastwood
Suitor - Frank Falcone
Suitor - Eugene Martel
Suitor - Peter Xynnis
Harriet Miller - Fiona Reid
Rodney Miller - Bruce Gray
Bouzouki Player - Nick Kutsukos
Yianni - Peter Tharos
Cousin Jennie - Chrissy Paraskevopoulos
Aunt Freida - Maria Vacratsis
Cousin Marianthi - Kathryn Haggis
Aunt Lexy - Gale Garnett
Aunt Nota - Charlene Bitzas
Greek Chanter - Chris Savides
Greek Chanter - Constantine Vardalos
Waiter - Scott Khouri
Wedding Singer - John Tsifliklis
Wedding Band Member - Peter Chalkiopoulos
Wedding Band Member - Peter Gogos
Wedding Band Member - Spiro Milankou
Wedding Band Member - Victor Politis
Wedding Band Member - Jim Rouvas
Paris Miller - Arielle Sugarman
Waiter at Wedding Reception - Matthew Galliford
Wedding Guest - John Tartaglia