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"My Cousin Vinny" quotes

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Two New Yorkers accused of murder in rural Alabama while on their way back to college call in the help of one of their cousins, a loudmouth lawyer with no trial experience.

Director: Jonathan Lynn
Writer: Dale Launer
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1992
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $52,929,168
Released: 13 Mar 1992
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 5 wins & 6 nominations total
All rise as the judge leaves - My Cousin Vinny 00:06 All rise as the judge leaves What His light's on - My Cousin Vinny 00:07 What His light's on You think we're being booked for shoplifting huh No - My Cousin Vinny 00:08 You think we're being booked for shoplifting huh No They was runnin' out got into the car and drove off - My Cousin Vinny 00:19 They was runnin' out got into the car and drove off If this was a conspiracy they'd have to get all those people to lie - My Cousin Vinny 00:08 If this was a conspiracy they'd have to get all those... This fucking jacket - My Cousin Vinny 00:09 This fucking jacket How the fuck did I get into this shit - My Cousin Vinny 00:06 How the fuck did I get into this shit How many times did you say that spontaneous is romantic - My Cousin Vinny 00:14 How many times did you say that spontaneous is romantic Pick the right words - My Cousin Vinny 00:15 Pick the right words Little Yankee wuss - My Cousin Vinny 00:18 Little Yankee wuss We should get tuna - My Cousin Vinny 00:17 We should get tuna You're the jury - My Cousin Vinny 00:25 You're the jury You were serious about that - My Cousin Vinny 00:04 You were serious about that Do you know what the minimum age for execution is in Alabama - My Cousin Vinny 00:08 Do you know what the minimum age for execution is in Alabama I'm gonna stay in prison tonight - My Cousin Vinny 00:11 I'm gonna stay in prison tonight Your clients are charged with first degree murder - My Cousin Vinny 00:23 Your clients are charged with first degree murder Breakfast Ya think - My Cousin Vinny 00:08 Breakfast Ya think Famous for your mud - My Cousin Vinny 00:20 Famous for your mud Is that what you want - My Cousin Vinny 00:11 Is that what you want It's very unusual - My Cousin Vinny 00:13 It's very unusual Don't you wanna know why Trotter gave you his files - My Cousin Vinny 00:29 Don't you wanna know why Trotter gave you his files It's a procedure Like rebuilding a carburetor has a procedure - My Cousin Vinny 00:34 It's a procedure Like rebuilding a carburetor has a... When it comes to procedure - My Cousin Vinny 00:49 When it comes to procedure Did you fall in your place or somebody else's - My Cousin Vinny 00:07 Did you fall in your place or somebody else's I see you wear glasses - My Cousin Vinny 01:05 I see you wear glasses What is your current profession - My Cousin Vinny 00:17 What is your current profession What angle was your point of view - My Cousin Vinny 00:31 What angle was your point of view I won my first case - My Cousin Vinny 00:14 I won my first case What are you wearing - My Cousin Vinny 00:56 What are you wearing You did good out there today - My Cousin Vinny 00:45 You did good out there today You may continue How do your clients plead - My Cousin Vinny 00:59 You may continue How do your clients plead With a white convertible top - My Cousin Vinny 01:11 With a white convertible top Very impressive - My Cousin Vinny 00:17 Very impressive You have to see the Gambinis in action - My Cousin Vinny 00:18 You have to see the Gambinis in action It's a procedure - My Cousin Vinny 00:15 It's a procedure You fucking shower - My Cousin Vinny 00:11 You fucking shower We'll use your pictures - My Cousin Vinny 00:54 We'll use your pictures How do your clients plead - My Cousin Vinny 00:51 How do your clients plead Why didn't you ask them any questions - My Cousin Vinny 00:28 Why didn't you ask them any questions You're fired - My Cousin Vinny 00:05 You're fired Little Yankee boy - My Cousin Vinny 00:40 Little Yankee boy At my cousin Ruthie's wedding - My Cousin Vinny 00:38 At my cousin Ruthie's wedding What the fuck is that - My Cousin Vinny 00:04 What the fuck is that So what's your problem - My Cousin Vinny 00:33 So what's your problem I got a bullshit traffic ticket - My Cousin Vinny 00:41 I got a bullshit traffic ticket What's this over here - My Cousin Vinny 00:19 What's this over here Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom - My Cousin Vinny 00:37 Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom It's either me or them - My Cousin Vinny 00:51 It's either me or them I don't like your attitude - My Cousin Vinny 00:22 I don't like your attitude I bought a suit - My Cousin Vinny 00:50 I bought a suit You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country - My Cousin Vinny 00:14 You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol... What name did you tell him - My Cousin Vinny 00:31 What name did you tell him We think they're trying to set us up as patsies - My Cousin Vinny 00:18 We think they're trying to set us up as patsies At the same time - My Cousin Vinny 01:01 At the same time You stick out like a sore thumb around here - My Cousin Vinny 00:15 You stick out like a sore thumb around here I object to this witness being called at this time - My Cousin Vinny 00:46 I object to this witness being called at this time Ms Vito - My Cousin Vinny 00:38 Ms Vito When you saw the defendants - My Cousin Vinny 01:15 When you saw the defendants What are these pictures of - My Cousin Vinny 00:52 What are these pictures of The car that made these two - My Cousin Vinny 01:00 The car that made these two What's the matter with you - My Cousin Vinny 01:14 What's the matter with you Everything that guy just said is bullshit - My Cousin Vinny 00:22 Everything that guy just said is bullshit You're goin' hunting - My Cousin Vinny 00:27 You're goin' hunting What was that word - My Cousin Vinny 00:27 What was that word I'm here to collect - My Cousin Vinny 02:59 I'm here to collect You're supposed to be some kinda expert in automobiles - My Cousin Vinny 01:15 You're supposed to be some kinda expert in automobiles Being an expert on general automotive knowledge - My Cousin Vinny 02:36 Being an expert on general automotive knowledge Picked 22 specific items off of the shelves - My Cousin Vinny 04:25 Picked 22 specific items off of the shelves Maybe I could have handled the preliminary a little better - My Cousin Vinny 03:48 Maybe I could have handled the preliminary a little better

Cast

Vinny Gambini - Joe Pesci
Bill Gambini - Ralph Macchio
Mona Lisa Vito - Marisa Tomei
Stan Rothenstein - Mitchell Whitfield
Judge Chamberlain Haller - Fred Gwynne