"My Cousin Vinny" quotes

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Two New Yorkers accused of murder in rural Alabama while on their way back to college call in the help of one of their cousins, a loudmouth lawyer with no trial experience.

Director: Jonathan Lynn
Writer: Dale Launer
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1992
MetaScore: 68/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $52,929,168
Released: 13 Mar 1992
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 5 wins & 6 nominations total

60 Clips

It's very unusual - My Cousin Vinny 00:45
It's very unusual
It's either me or them - My Cousin Vinny 02:10
It's either me or them
It's a procedure - My Cousin Vinny 00:49
It's a procedure
Is that what you want - My Cousin Vinny 00:29
Is that what you want
I'm here to collect - My Cousin Vinny 02:59
I'm here to collect
I'm gonna stay in prison tonight - My Cousin Vinny 00:27
I'm gonna stay in prison tonight
I won my first case - My Cousin Vinny 00:40
I won my first case
I see you wear glasses - My Cousin Vinny 01:21
I see you wear glasses
I object to this witness being called at this time - My Cousin Vinny 02:07
I object to this witness being called at this time
I got a bullshit traffic ticket - My Cousin Vinny 01:49
I got a bullshit traffic ticket
I don't like your attitude - My Cousin Vinny 00:38
I don't like your attitude
You're the jury - My Cousin Vinny 00:40
You're the jury
You're supposed to be some kinda expert in automobiles - My Cousin Vinny 01:15
You're supposed to be some kinda expert in automobiles
You're goin' hunting - My Cousin Vinny 04:00
You're goin' hunting
Very impressive - My Cousin Vinny 00:17
Very impressive
Your clients are charged with first degree murder - My Cousin Vinny 00:48
Your clients are charged with first degree murder
You stick out like a sore thumb around here - My Cousin Vinny 00:28
You stick out like a sore thumb around here
You were serious about that - My Cousin Vinny 00:13
You were serious about that
I bought a suit - My Cousin Vinny 01:28
I bought a suit
How the fuck did I get into this shit - My Cousin Vinny 00:15
How the fuck did I get into this shit
How many times did you say that spontaneous is romantic - My Cousin Vinny 00:38
How many times did you say that spontaneous is romantic
How do your clients plead - My Cousin Vinny 02:28
How do your clients plead
At the same time - My Cousin Vinny 02:37
At the same time
Famous for your mud - My Cousin Vinny 00:38
Famous for your mud
Everything that guy just said is bullshit - My Cousin Vinny 00:47
Everything that guy just said is bullshit
Don't you wanna know why Trotter gave you his files - My Cousin Vinny 01:14
Don't you wanna know why Trotter gave you his files
Do you know what the minimum age for execution is in Alabama - My Cousin Vinny 00:26
Do you know what the minimum age for execution is in Alabama
Did you fall in your place or somebody else's - My Cousin Vinny 00:16
Did you fall in your place or somebody else's
Being an expert on general automotive knowledge - My Cousin Vinny 02:36
Being an expert on general automotive knowledge
At my cousin Ruthie's wedding - My Cousin Vinny 01:44
At my cousin Ruthie's wedding
All rise as the judge leaves - My Cousin Vinny 00:13
All rise as the judge leaves
You have to see the Gambinis in action - My Cousin Vinny 00:43
You have to see the Gambinis in action
You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country - My Cousin Vinny 00:22
You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol...
You fucking shower - My Cousin Vinny 00:35
You fucking shower
You did good out there today - My Cousin Vinny 01:39
You did good out there today
With a white convertible top - My Cousin Vinny 01:57
With a white convertible top
Why didn't you ask them any questions - My Cousin Vinny 01:07
Why didn't you ask them any questions
When you saw the defendants - My Cousin Vinny 02:37
When you saw the defendants
When it comes to procedure - My Cousin Vinny 01:38
When it comes to procedure
What's the matter with you - My Cousin Vinny 04:28
What's the matter with you
What's this over here - My Cousin Vinny 00:29
What's this over here
What is your current profession - My Cousin Vinny 00:37
What is your current profession
What the fuck is that - My Cousin Vinny 00:11
What the fuck is that
What was that word - My Cousin Vinny 00:22
What was that word
What name did you tell him - My Cousin Vinny 01:04
What name did you tell him
What are you wearing - My Cousin Vinny 01:34
What are you wearing
What are these pictures of - My Cousin Vinny 03:14
What are these pictures of
What angle was your point of view - My Cousin Vinny 01:23
What angle was your point of view
Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom - My Cousin Vinny 04:01
Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom
We'll use your pictures - My Cousin Vinny 01:59
We'll use your pictures
We think they're trying to set us up as patsies - My Cousin Vinny 00:41
We think they're trying to set us up as patsies
We should get tuna - My Cousin Vinny 00:26
We should get tuna
This fucking jacket - My Cousin Vinny 00:11
This fucking jacket
The car that made these two - My Cousin Vinny 04:09
The car that made these two
So what's your problem - My Cousin Vinny 01:11
So what's your problem
Picked 22 specific items off of the shelves - My Cousin Vinny 04:25
Picked 22 specific items off of the shelves
Pick the right words - My Cousin Vinny 00:15
Pick the right words
Maybe I could have handled the preliminary a little better - My Cousin Vinny 03:48
Maybe I could have handled the preliminary a little better
Little Yankee wuss - My Cousin Vinny 00:18
Little Yankee wuss
Little Yankee boy - My Cousin Vinny 00:33
Little Yankee boy

Cast

Vinny Gambini - Joe Pesci
Bill Gambini - Ralph Macchio
Mona Lisa Vito - Marisa Tomei
Stan Rothenstein - Mitchell Whitfield
Judge Chamberlain Haller - Fred Gwynne
Jim Trotter III - Lane Smith
John Gibbons - Austin Pendleton
Sheriff Farley - Bruce McGill
Sam Tipton - Maury Chaykin
Constance Riley - Paulene Myers
Ernie Crane - Raynor Scheine
George Wilbur - James Rebhorn
J.T. - Chris Ellis
Neckbrace - Michael Simpson
Grits Cook - Lou Walker
Jimmy Willis - Kenny Jones
Man in Town Square - Thomas Merdis
Guard #1 - J. Don Ferguson
Guard #2 - Michael Genevie
Deputy #1 - Jeff Lewis
Deputy #2 - Ron Leggett
Deputy #3 - Aubrey J. Osteen
Hotel Clerk - Larry Shuler
Woman - Suzi Bass
Prison Van Driver - Michael Burgess
Bailiff - Bill Coates
Courtroom Clerk - Jill Jane Clements
Juror #1 - Muriel Moore
Juror #2 - Bob Penny
Young Punk - Adam Boster
Featured Juror - Timothy Aaron Styles