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Vinny Gambini:
I understand you played a game of pool with Lisa for $200, which she won. I'm here to collect. J.T.:
How 'bout if I just kick your ass? Vinny Gambini:
Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred. J.T.:
Over my dead body. Vinny Gambini:
You like to renegotiate as you go along, don't you? Well, here's my counter-offer... Do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever-loving shit out of you? J.T.:
In your dreams. Vinny Gambini:
Oh, no, no... in reality. If I was to kick the shit out of you, do I get the money? J.T.:
[in disbelief]
You kick the shit out of me. Vinny Gambini:
Yeah. J.T.:
Yeah. You get the money. Vinny Gambini:
So, here are my options. Option A: I Get my ass kicked, or Option B: I kick your ass and collect the 200. I think I'm gonna go with Option B: Kickin' your ass and collecting $200. [Takes off his jacket] J.T.:
We're gonna fight now? Vinny Gambini:
Yeah. But first, show me the money. J.T.:
I have it. Vinny Gambini:
You have it, then show it to me. J.T.:
[pause]
I can get it. Vinny Gambini:
You can get it? Okay, get it. Then we'll fight. [Takes his jacket from Lisa]
I understand you played a game of pool with Lisa for $200, which she won. I'm here to collect. J.T.:
How 'bout if I just kick your ass? Vinny Gambini:
Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred. J.T.:
Over my dead body. Vinny Gambini:
You like to renegotiate as you go along, don't you? Well, here's my counter-offer... Do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever-loving shit out of you? J.T.:
In your dreams. Vinny Gambini:
Oh, no, no... in reality. If I was to kick the shit out of you, do I get the money? J.T.:
[in disbelief]
You kick the shit out of me. Vinny Gambini:
Yeah. J.T.:
Yeah. You get the money. Vinny Gambini:
So, here are my options. Option A: I Get my ass kicked, or Option B: I kick your ass and collect the 200. I think I'm gonna go with Option B: Kickin' your ass and collecting $200. [Takes off his jacket] J.T.:
We're gonna fight now? Vinny Gambini:
Yeah. But first, show me the money. J.T.:
I have it. Vinny Gambini:
You have it, then show it to me. J.T.:
[pause]
I can get it. Vinny Gambini:
You can get it? Okay, get it. Then we'll fight. [Takes his jacket from Lisa]
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Movie Summary
Two New Yorkers accused of murder in rural Alabama while on their way back to college call in the help of one of their cousins, a loudmouth lawyer with no trial experience.

