Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom? So? Well, did you use the faucet? Yeah. Then...
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Vinny Gambini:
[Vinny hears a drip in the motel bathroom]
Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom?
Lisa:
So?
Vinny Gambini:
Well, did you use the faucet?
Lisa:
Yeah.
Vinny Gambini:
Then why didn'tcha turn it off?
Lisa:
I DID turn it off!
Vinny Gambini:
Well, if you turned it off, why am I listening to it?
Lisa:
Did it ever occur to you it could be turned off AND drip at the same time?
Vinny Gambini:
No. Because if you'd turned it off, it wouldn't drip!
Lisa:
Maybe it's broken.
Vinny Gambini:
Is that what you're saying? It's broken?
Lisa:
Yeah. That's it, it's broken.
Vinny Gambini:
You sure?
Lisa:
I'm positive.
Vinny Gambini:
Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough.
Lisa:
I twisted it just right.
Vinny Gambini:
How could you be so sure?
Lisa:
[sighs]
If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model faucet requires a range of 10 to 16 foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torquage.
Vinny Gambini:
Well, how could you be sure you used 16 foot-pounds of torque?
Lisa:
Because I used a Craftsman model 1019 Laboratory Edition Signature Series torque wrench. The kind used by Caltech high energy physicists. And NASA engineers.
Vinny Gambini:
Well, in that case, how can you be sure THAT's accurate?
Lisa:
Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the faucet handle, it had been calibrated by top members of the state AND federal Department of Weights and Measures... to be dead on balls accurate!
[She rips a page out of a magazine and hands it to him]
Lisa:
Here's the certificate of validation.
Vinny Gambini:
Dead on balls accurate?
Lisa:
It's an industry term.
Vinny Gambini:
[tosses paper away]
I guess the fucking thing is broken.
Transcript
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Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom
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So
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Well did you use the faucet Yeah
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Then why didn't you turn it off I did turn it off
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Well if you turned it off why am I listening to it
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Did it ever occur to you it could be turned off and drip at the same time
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No because if you turned it off it wouldn't drip
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Maybe it's broken Is that what you're saying It's broken
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Yeah that's it It's broken
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 941
Timestamp in movie: 00h 39m 44s
Uploaded: 19 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime
Summary: Two New Yorkers accused of murder in rural Alabama while on their way back to college call in the help of one of their cousins, a loudmouth lawyer with no trial experience.
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Actors
02:59 I'm here to collect
00:18 We think they're trying to set us up as patsies
00:31 What name did you tell him
00:50 I bought a suit
00:51 It's either me or them
00:14 You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol...
00:22 I don't like your attitude
00:19 What's this over here
00:41 I got a bullshit traffic ticket
00:33 So what's your problem
00:04 What the fuck is that
00:51 How do your clients plead
00:54 We'll use your pictures
00:38 At my cousin Ruthie's wedding
00:29 Don't you wanna know why Trotter gave you his files
00:28 Why didn't you ask them any questions
00:31 What angle was your point of view
00:45 You did good out there today
00:11 You fucking shower
00:17 What is your current profession