Mrs. Riley, when you saw the defendants, were you wearing your glasses? Yes, I was. Would...
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Vinny Gambini:
Mrs. Riley, when you saw the defendants, were you wearing your glasses?
Constance Riley:
Yes, I was.
Vinny Gambini:
Would you mind putting your glasses on for us, please?
[Stumbles a bit from Mrs. Riley's glasses]
Vinny Gambini:
Whoa. How long you been wearing glasses?
Constance Riley:
Since I was 6.
Vinny Gambini:
Have they always been that thick?
Constance Riley:
No. They've gotten thicker over the years.
Vinny Gambini:
So, as your eyes become more and more out of whack, as you've gotten older, how many levels of thickness have you gone through?
Constance Riley:
I don't know, over 60 years, maybe 10 times.
Vinny Gambini:
Maybe you're ready for a thicker set.
Constance Riley:
Oh no. I think they're okay.
Vinny Gambini:
You sure? Let's check it out.
[Grabs a tape measure from his desk and brings it over to Mrs. Riley]
Vinny Gambini:
How far away were the defendants when when you saw them enterin' the Sac-o-Suds?
Constance Riley:
About 100 feet.
Vinny Gambini:
A hundred feet.
[Hands Mrs. Riley the end of the tape measure]
Vinny Gambini:
Would you mind holding this, please?
[Goes to the courtroom door]
Vinny Gambini:
All right, this is 50 feet, that's half the distance.
[Holds up 2 fingers on his right hand]
Vinny Gambini:
How many fingers am I holding up?
[Mrs. Riley is squinting, trying to see the fingers]
Judge Chamberlain Haller:
Let the record know that the counsellor is holding up 2 fingers.
Vinny Gambini:
[Annoyed]
Your Honor, please?
Judge Chamberlain Haller:
Oh, sorry.
Vinny Gambini:
Now. Mrs. Riley, and *only* Mrs. Riley...
[Judge Chamerlain gives Vinny a dirty look. Vinny holds up 2 fingers on his right hand again]
Vinny Gambini:
How many fingers am I holding up now?
Constance Riley:
[Squinting, trying to see the fingers]
4.
Vinny Gambini:
[Coming back to Mrs. Riley]
What do you think now, dear?
Constance Riley:
Thinkin' of gettin' thicker glasses.
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when you saw them entering the Sac O Suds
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About a hundred feet
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A hundred feet Would you hold this please
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Thank you
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Sorry Excuse me Excuse me
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Sorry Sorry
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Okay this is 50 feet
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That's half the distance
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How many fingers am I holding up
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Let the record show that counsel is holding up two fingers
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Your Honor please huh
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Oh Sorry
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Now Mrs Riley and only Mrs Riley
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how many fingers am I holding up now
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Four
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What do you think now dear
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I'm thinking of gettin' thicker glasses
Clip duration: 75 seconds
Views: 2358
Timestamp in movie: 01h 27m 48s
Uploaded: 19 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime
Summary: Two New Yorkers accused of murder in rural Alabama while on their way back to college call in the help of one of their cousins, a loudmouth lawyer with no trial experience.
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Actors
00:46 I object to this witness being called at this time
00:52 What are these pictures of
01:01 At the same time
00:15 You stick out like a sore thumb around here
00:37 Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom
02:59 I'm here to collect
00:18 We think they're trying to set us up as patsies
00:31 What name did you tell him
00:50 I bought a suit
00:51 It's either me or them
00:14 You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol...
00:22 I don't like your attitude
00:19 What's this over here
00:41 I got a bullshit traffic ticket
00:33 So what's your problem
00:04 What the fuck is that
00:51 How do your clients plead
00:54 We'll use your pictures
00:38 At my cousin Ruthie's wedding
00:29 Don't you wanna know why Trotter gave you his files