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My Dad Wrote a Porno

Do not applaudbasic knowledge like that

Do not applaud
basic knowledge like that

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Do not applaud basic knowledge like that.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:41
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Done+Dusted,HBO

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Movie Summary

The hit podcast-turned-comedy special follows Jamie Morton and his co-hosts, James Cooper and Alice Levine, as they explore his father’s infamous erotic novel series, Belinda Blinked. From the Roundhouse in London, the three hosts will read from the series’ “lost chapter” in front of a live studio audience.
"You cannot enter a clitoris?" - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:05
"You cannot enter a clitoris?"
Musings, you know, "You cannot enter a clitoris." Yeah. Great. Good. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
Musings, you know, "You cannot enter a clitoris." ...
"Not flinching is not consent." - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:09
"Not flinching is not consent."
"Down her asshole." - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:07
"Down her asshole."
Asshole. Asshole... Into the lower mezzanine of her asshole. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:05
Asshole. Asshole... Into the lower mezzanine of her asshole.
He's got asshole in there, hasn't he? Dad, what the fuck? Like... - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:05
He's got asshole in there, hasn't he? Dad, what th...
That's not nice. Are you proud of him? - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
That's not nice. Are you proud of him?
"Belinda gently eased her trousers down her asshole, - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:13
"Belinda gently eased her trousers down her asshole,
"Can I just, like..." - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:06
"Can I just, like..."
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, I didn't. No, I didn't. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, I didn't. No, I didn't...
Alice entered my clitoris. No, I didn't. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
Alice entered my clitoris. No, I didn't.
I'm not surprised. Five-finger Levine was going for it up there. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:05
I'm not surprised. Five-finger Levine was going for it ...
She was absolutely loving it. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
She was absolutely loving it.
"Belinda put her left leg up - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:08
"Belinda put her left leg up
"She ran her left hand through her raven mane... Ooh! - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
"She ran her left hand through her raven mane... Ooh!
"Tracing the line of her taut inner thigh, - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:14
"Tracing the line of her taut inner thigh,
It's kind of turning into a bit of a game of Twister, isn't it? Yeah. It is. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
It's kind of turning into a bit of a game of Twister, i...
Something we can't do on the podcast. Leave early? - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
Something we can't do on the podcast. Leave early?
No. But great idea. No, no, no, no. Yeah. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
No. But great idea. No, no, no, no. Yeah.
Let's bring the book to life! - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
Let's bring the book to life!