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My Dad Wrote a Porno

Do you want to have a conferencebehind my hands? Yeah

Do you want to have a conference
behind my hands? Yeah

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Do you want to have a conference behind my hands? Yeah.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:11
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Done+Dusted,HBO

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Movie Summary

The hit podcast-turned-comedy special follows Jamie Morton and his co-hosts, James Cooper and Alice Levine, as they explore his father’s infamous erotic novel series, Belinda Blinked. From the Roundhouse in London, the three hosts will read from the series’ “lost chapter” in front of a live studio audience.
That's not consent, is it? If somebody just doesn't flinch. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:06
That's not consent, is it? If somebody just doesn'...
So if they don't recoil... If they're not sick, is normally my... - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
So if they don't recoil... If they're not sick, is...
Um, so, "...feeling no flinching or resistance, - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:12
Um, so, "...feeling no flinching or resistance,
Of Belinda! Okay. Sorry. There's a lot of leather. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
Of Belinda! Okay. Sorry. There's a lot of leather.
"Belinda opened her leg." - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:11
"Belinda opened her leg."
She just sort of, spatchcocked her thigh. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
She just sort of, spatchcocked her thigh.
So, "Belinda opened her leg," um, "allowing Natasha..." - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:11
So, "Belinda opened her leg," um, "allowing N...
Just put your email in, and you're away. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
Just put your email in, and you're away.
I want you to know, at this point, I could say 4G-spot, but I haven't. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:05
I want you to know, at this point, I could say 4G-spot, but ...
I just want you to know that. I've taken the high ground. I've taken the high ground. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:05
I just want you to know that. I've taken the high groun...
Uh, no, um... Uh, "free access to her groin." - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:08
Uh, no, um... Uh, "free access to her groin."
"With an experienced... hand, - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:12
"With an experienced... hand,
Why are you speaking like that? This is really fucking hard to read. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
Why are you speaking like that? This is really fucking hard ...
So, look. So, "Belinda opened her leg allowing Natasha free access to her groin." Fine. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:05
So, look. So, "Belinda opened her leg allowing Natasha ...
"With an experienced... hand" - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:15
"With an experienced... hand"
Oh, my God. "...her trousers's zip." - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:14
Oh, my God. "...her trousers's zip."
"Her hand... dove into the vaginal area." - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:10
"Her hand... dove into the vaginal area."
Just straight in there. No splash. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
Just straight in there. No splash.
"Her hand... dove into the vaginal area, where two... - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:06
"Her hand... dove into the vaginal area, where two...
"...pulled aside..." - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:10
"...pulled aside..."