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My Dad Wrote a Porno

Using your teethto chew on a testicle, I'm just gonna say that might hurt.It's not...

Using your teeth
to chew on a testicle, I'm just gonna say that might hurt.
It's not advisable, yeah

Full Transcript

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Using your teeth to chew on a testicle,
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I'm just gonna say that might hurt. It's not advisable, yeah.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:45
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Done+Dusted,HBO

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Movie Summary

The hit podcast-turned-comedy special follows Jamie Morton and his co-hosts, James Cooper and Alice Levine, as they explore his father’s infamous erotic novel series, Belinda Blinked. From the Roundhouse in London, the three hosts will read from the series’ “lost chapter” in front of a live studio audience.
It'd be like biting into a pickled onion, wouldn't it? - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:05
It'd be like biting into a pickled onion, wouldn't...
Not the taste. The texture, you loon! - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:05
Not the taste. The texture, you loon!
"He growled in pleasure..." He didn't. He just didn't. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:08
"He growled in pleasure..." He didn't. He jus...
"...waiting for Patrick O'Hamlin to drain himself." - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:09
"...waiting for Patrick O'Hamlin to drain himself....
Draining himself into, like, a husk. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
Draining himself into, like, a husk.
"...waiting for Patrick O'Hamlin to drain himself..." - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:17
"...waiting for Patrick O'Hamlin to drain himself....
It's a very different film. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:05
It's a very different film.
"...so he could fully release his big, throbbing cock - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:09
"...so he could fully release his big, throbbing cock
- That's actually quite good. - Is it? - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
- That's actually quite good. - Is it?
Sounds like he's jizzed in her back fat or something. Oh, James! - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:06
Sounds like he's jizzed in her back fat or something. O...
Oh, thank you. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
Oh, thank you.
Oh, my God. Thank you for draining yourself. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:05
Oh, my God. Thank you for draining yourself.
Oh, my God. "Jizzed in her back fat." Wow. That is quite the image. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:07
Oh, my God. "Jizzed in her back fat." Wow. That is...
"Belinda Blumenthal... - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
"Belinda Blumenthal...
"plopped Des Martin's floppy phallus - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:11
"plopped Des Martin's floppy phallus
How many people can honestly say they're not turned on? - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:05
How many people can honestly say they're not turned on?
Oh, my God. I don't think I'm ever gonna have an erection again. - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:04
Oh, my God. I don't think I'm ever gonna have an e...
So, "Belinda Blumenthal plopped..." Plopped? - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:05
So, "Belinda Blumenthal plopped..." Plopped?
"...Des Martin's floppy phallus out of her jaws - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:16
"...Des Martin's floppy phallus out of her jaws
"Her mind got in touch to say, 'Eighteen grand well spent.'" - My Dad Wrote a Porno 00:10
"Her mind got in touch to say, 'Eighteen grand wel...