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My Fake Boyfriend

No, I... just plateaued

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No, I... just plateaued.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
63
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:59
Uploaded
Mar 28, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
BuzzFeed Studios,CR8IV DNA

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Movie Summary

In the film, a young man in a tricky situation (Keiynan Lonsdale) follows the advice of his unconventional best friend (Dylan Sprouse) and uses social media to create a fake boyfriend to keep his awful ex-lover out of his life. Bu...
And the reason I know that - My Fake Boyfriend 00:08
And the reason I know that
I swear. It'’s not a dick pic. - My Fake Boyfriend 00:05
I swear. It'’s not a dick pic.
It's a dick pic, isn't it? - My Fake Boyfriend 00:13
It's a dick pic, isn't it?
[fighting sounds on TV] - My Fake Boyfriend 00:08
[fighting sounds on TV]
[laughs] - My Fake Boyfriend 00:05
[laughs]
I knew it. So, ¿no más? - My Fake Boyfriend 00:05
I knew it. So, ¿no más?
No más.[sighs] I'’ve got ten minutes. - My Fake Boyfriend 00:05
No más.[sighs] I'’ve got ten minutes.
Ooh! Well, let'’s hope it sticks this time. - My Fake Boyfriend 00:05
Ooh! Well, let'’s hope it sticks this time.
-Except Nico does it through your dick. -[laughs] - My Fake Boyfriend 00:08
-Except Nico does it through your dick. -[laughs]
Ow! Oh! Oh, so you do respect yourself. Okay. - My Fake Boyfriend 00:05
Ow! Oh! Oh, so you do respect yourself. Okay.
You do realize that'’s the definition of insanity, right? - My Fake Boyfriend 00:06
You do realize that'’s the definition of insanity, righ...
Because if you get to number ten, - My Fake Boyfriend 00:06
Because if you get to number ten,
-He'’s been prepping for months. -All you need to know is, - My Fake Boyfriend 00:07
-He'’s been prepping for months. -All you need to know ...
Mm-hmm.Okay? You'’re smart. You'’re generous. - My Fake Boyfriend 00:06
Mm-hmm.Okay? You'’re smart. You'’re generous.
You literally kick ass at your kick-ass job. - My Fake Boyfriend 00:05
You literally kick ass at your kick-ass job.
-I want you to say it out loud. -[Andrew groans] - My Fake Boyfriend 00:07
-I want you to say it out loud. -[Andrew groans]
Say it out loud. "No more Nico!" - My Fake Boyfriend 00:10
Say it out loud. "No more Nico!"
No more Nico! No more Nico! - My Fake Boyfriend 00:05
No more Nico! No more Nico!
♪ H-Hard to the body Like karate♪♪ We kick it♪ - My Fake Boyfriend 00:13
♪ H-Hard to the body Like karate♪♪ We kick it♪
♪ Hard to the body Like karate♪♪ We kick it♪ - My Fake Boyfriend 00:22
♪ Hard to the body Like karate♪♪ We kick it♪