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Hola, hermanita

Hola, hermanita. Ni se te ocurravolver a tocar mi móvil. Ni se te ocurravolver a joderme...

My Fault • 2023

Hola, hermanita. Ni se te ocurravolver a tocar mi móvil. Ni se te ocurravolver a joderme una fiesta. ¿"La La Land"? - Te pega.- Odio las pelis románticas. Eres más de porno, ¿no? Con esa carita. Déjala en paz. Tía, no hagas ni caso. Tranquila, sé defenderme. ¡Bro!Te perdiste lo mejor de la fiesta. Ya, tío. Me dio el bajón. Me quedé leyendo. Oye. ¿Sabíais que el cristales un líquido? Cuidado, eh. ¿Estás de coña o qué? Lo digo en serio, eh. Lo juro. ¿Las lunasque cambias en el taller? Puro líquido. ¿Cómo te quedas? - ¿Qué te fumaste, tío?- Cristal. - Mikel, esta noche toca papeleo.- Ajá. - ¿A qué hora?- ¿Nueve en mi casa? - ¿A las nueve?- Sí, dale. Pedimos pizzas, ¿no? - Dale.- Perfecto

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Hey sis

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Don't ever touch my phone again

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Don't ruin one of my parties again

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La La Land It suits you

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I hate chick flicks

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You're more into porn right With that face

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Leave her alone

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Just ignore them It's fine I can stick up for myself

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Bro you missed out on the best part of the party

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I know man I crashed

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I stayed up reading

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Hey did you know that glass is a liquid

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an8 Crazy right

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an8 Are you shitting me I'm serious

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an8 I swear The windshields you replace in the garage

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an8 Pure liquid How about that

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What are you smoking bro Crystal

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Mikel tonight we do need to do that paperwork

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What time should we meet 9 00 at my place

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9 00 Okay

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We can order some pizza Okay Cool

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مرحبا يا أختي

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إياك أن تلمس هاتفي مجددا

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إياك أن تفسدي إحدى حفلاتي مجددا

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فيلم لا لا لاند إنه يناسبك

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أكره الأفلام العاطفية

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أنت مهتمة أكثر بالأفلام الإباحية صحيح بذلك الوجه

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دعها وشأنها

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تجاهليهم فحسب لا بأس بوسعي الدفاع عن النفسي

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يا صاح لقد فو ت أفضل جزء في الحفلة

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أعلم يا رجل لقد تعبت فجأة

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لقد سهرت وأنا أقرأ

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هل كنت تعرف أن الكريستال ليس سوى سائل

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an8 هذا جنوني صحيح

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an8 هل تمزح معي أنا جاد

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an8 أقسم لك أتعرف الزجاج الأمامي الذي تستبدله في المرأب

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an8 إنه محض سائل ما رأيك في ذلك

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ما الذي تدخنه يا صاح الكريستال

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ميكيل الليلة يجب أن ننهي الأعمال الورقية

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متى ينبغي أن نلتقي ما رأيك في الـ9 في منزلي

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الـ9 حسنا

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يمكننا أن نطلب بعض البيتزا حسنا رائع

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Aupa arrebatxo

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Ez ukitu nire telefonoa berriro

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Ez zapuztu nire festetako bat berriro

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La La Land Ondo doakizu

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Ez ditut amodiozkoak gogoko

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Pornoa nahiago duzu ezta Aurpegi horrekin

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Utzi bakean

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Ez egin kasurik Ondo nago Defendatu naiteke

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Lagun festako zatirik onena galdu zenuen

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Badakit lagun Nekatuta nengoen

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Apur bat irakurri nuen

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Ba al zenekiten kristala likido bat dela

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an8 Bitxia ezta

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an8 Txantxetan ari zara Benetan ari naiz

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an8 Zin degizut Tailerrean aldatzen dituzun haizetakoak

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an8 Likido hutsa Harrigarria

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Zer erre duzu lagun Kristala

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Mikel gaur benetan lan egin beharko dugu

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Noiz geratuko gara 09 00etan nirean

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09 00etan Ados

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Pizza eskatu dezakegu Ados Bai

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Hola germaneta

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Mai més em toquis el mòbil

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Mai més em fotis una festa

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La La Land Fa per tu

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Odio les pel lis d'amor

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Ets més de porno Amb aquesta cara

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Deixa la en pau

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No facis cas Tranquil la em sé defensar

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Bro et vas perdre el millor de la festa

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Ho sé estava esgotat

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Em vaig posar a llegir

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Ei sabíeu que el cristall és un líquid

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an8 És fort eh

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an8 Estàs de conya Ho dic de debò eh

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an8 T'ho juro Saps les llunes que canvies al taller

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an8 Pur líquid És fort eh

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Què t'has fumat Cristall

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Mikel avui sí que hem de fer la paperassa

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A quina hora A les nou a casa meva

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A les nou D'acord

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Podem demanar pizza Sí genial

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嘿妹妹

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别再碰我的手机

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别再破坏我的派对

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爱乐之城适合你看

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我讨厌谈情说爱的电影

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你比较喜欢色情片对吧看你的脸就知道

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别骚扰她

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无视他们就好没事我应付得了

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兄弟你错过了派对最精彩的部分

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我知道我太累了

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我前一晚熬夜看书了

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嘿你知道玻璃是液体吗

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an8 很神奇对吧

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an8 你在逗我吗我是认真的

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an8 我发誓你在车库更换的挡风玻璃是什么

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an8 纯液体神奇吧

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你嗑了什么兄弟冰毒

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米克尔我们今晚真的该处理那些文件了

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我们什么时候见九点在我家

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九点好的

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我们可以叫披萨外卖好的

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Ahoj ségra

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Už mi na telefon nikdy nesahej

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Už mi nenič moje párty

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La La Land To se k tobě hodí

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Nesnáším romanťáky

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Máš radši porno že jo S tím svým obličejem

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Nech ji na pokoji

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Vykašli se na ně To je dobrý Poradím si sama

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Přišel jsi o tu nejlepší část párty

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Já vím Byl jsem utahanej

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Četl jsem si

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Věděl jsi že sklo je tekutý

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an8 Hustý co

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an8 Děláš si ze mě prdel Myslím to vážně

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an8 Přísahám Čelní skla co měníš v dílně

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an8 Čistá tekutina Co ty na to

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Co to kouříš brácho Krystal

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Mikeli dneska večer už ty papíry musíme vyřídit

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V kolik se sejdeme V devět u mě

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V devět Dobře

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Můžeme si objednat pizzu Tak jo Super

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Hej søster

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Du rører ikke min telefon igen

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Du ødelægger ikke min fest igen

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La La Land Den passer da til dig

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Jeg hader tøsefilm

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Så hellere porno Med det fjæs

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Lad hende være

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Bare ignorer dem Det er fint Jeg skal nok sige fra

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Du gik glip af den bedste del af festen

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Ja jeg gik kold

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Jeg blev oppe og læste

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Vidste du at glas er en væske

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an8 Vildt ikke

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an8 Tager du pis på mig Seriøst

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an8 Ja De forruder du skifter på værkstedet

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an8 Ren væske Hvad siger du så

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Hvad ryger du Af glaspiben

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Mikel vi skal have klaret papirarbejdet i aften

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Hvad tid skal vi mødes Kl ni hos mig

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Ni Okay

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Vi kan bestille pizza Okay Cool

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Hé zusje

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Kom nooit meer aan mijn mobiel

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Verpest mijn feestjes niet meer

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La La Land Dat past bij je

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Ik haat meidenfilms

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Je houdt zeker meer van porno Met dat gezicht

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Laat haar met rust

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Negeer ze Het is best Ik kan voor mezelf opkomen

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Bro je hebt het beste deel van het feest gemist

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Ik weet het Ik was bekaf

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Ik heb tot laat gelezen

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Wist je dat glas een vloeistof is

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an8 Gek toch

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an8 Neem je me in de zeik Ik meen het

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an8 Ik zweer het Die voorruiten die je vervangt

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an8 Puur vloeistof Oké

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Wat heb jij zitten roken Meth

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Mikel vanavond moeten we dat papierwerk doen

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Hoe laat Negen uur bij mij

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Negen uur Oké

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We kunnen pizza bestellen Oké Cool

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Uy kapatid

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'Wag mo nang hahawakan ulit ang phone ko

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'Wag ka nang manggugulo sa party ko

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La La Land Bagay sa 'yo 'yon

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Ayoko ng chick flicks

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Porn ang mas gusto mo 'di ba Mukha mo pa lang

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Tigilan mo siya

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Hayaan mo na 'yang mga 'yan Ayos lang Kaya ko naman

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P're 'di mo naabutan 'yong pinakamasayang parte ng party

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Oo nga p're Napagod ako

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Nagbasa ako magdamag

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Oy alam n'yo bang likido ang basong babasagin

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an8 Astig 'di ba

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an8 Niloloko mo ba 'ko Seryoso 'yon

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an8 Totoo 'Yong pinapalitan mong windshield

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an8 Likido 'yon Galing 'no

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Ano ba'ng tinira mo p're Crystal

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Mikel asikasuhin na natin ngayong gabi 'yong papeles

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Anong oras tayo magkikita 9 00 sa amin

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9 00 Sige

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Um order na lang tayo ng pizza Sige Ayos

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Hei sisko

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Älä enää ikinä koske puhelimeeni

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Älä enää ikinä pilaa bileitä

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La La Land Sopii sinulle

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Inhoan romanttisia filmejä

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Porno on kai juttusi Noilla kasvoilla

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Anna hänen olla

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Älä välitä heistä Osaan pitää puoleni

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Missasit bileiden parhaan osan

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Tiedän Väsähdin

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Lueskelin illan

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Tiesittekö että lasi on nestettä

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an8 Hullu juttu

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an8 Pilailetko Olen tosissani

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an8 Ihan oikeasti Ikkunat joita vaihdat autoihin

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an8 Silkkaa nestettä

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Mitä olet poltellut Kristallia

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Mikel paperihommat on tehtävä tänä iltana

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Milloin tapaamme Yhdeksältä meillä

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Yhdeksältä Selvä

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Voimme tilata pizzaa Sopii

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Salut frangine

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Ne touche plus jamais mon portable

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Ne gâche plus jamais mes fêtes

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La La Land Ça te va bien

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Pas les comédies romantiques

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Tu préfères le porno Avec ce visage

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Lâche la

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Ignore les C'est bon Je peux me défendre

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Tu as raté la meilleure partie de la fête

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Je sais J'étais crevé

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J'ai lu un peu

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Vous saviez que le verre c'est un liquide

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an8 C'est fou non

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an8 Tu te fous de moi Je suis sérieux

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an8 Je le jure Les pare brise que tu remplaces

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an8 Du liquide Alors

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Tu fumes quoi Du cristal

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Mikel ce soir on doit s'occuper de cette paperasse

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À quelle heure À 21 h chez moi

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À 21 h D'accord

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On commandera des pizzas Oui Cool

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Ola irmanciña

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an8 Non volvas tocar o meu móbil

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an8 Non volvas foderme unha festa

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an8 La La Land Casa contigo

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an8 Odio as pelis románticas

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an8 Es máis de porno non si Con esa cara

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Déixaa en paz

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Non lles fagas caso Tranquila sei defenderme

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Bro perdiches o mellor da festa

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Xa tío Deume un baixón

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Quedei a ler

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Ei sabiades que o cristal é un líquido

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Coidado eh

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Estás de carallada En serio

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Xúrocho Os vidros que cambias no taller

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Líquido Que che parece

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Que fumaches meu Cristal

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Mikel esta noite si que toca o do papelame

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A que hora Ás nove na miña casa

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Ás nove Vale

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Pedimos unhas pizzas Vale Xenial

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Hey Schwester

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Fass nie wieder mein Handy an

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Ruiniere nie wieder meine Partys

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La La Land Es passt zu dir

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Ich hasse Liebesfilme

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Stehst eher auf Pornos was Mit dem Gesicht

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Lass sie in Ruhe

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Ignorier sie einfach Ist ok Ich kann mich verteidigen

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Bro du hast die beste Party verpasst

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Ich weiß Ich war super müde

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Ich hab gelesen

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Hey wusstet ihr dass Glas eine Flüssigkeit ist

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an8 Verrückt oder

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an8 Willst du mich verarschen Ich meine es ernst

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an8 Ich schwöre Die Windschutzscheiben die du auswechselst

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an8 Reine Flüssigkeit Na

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Was rauchst du Bro Crystal

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Mikel heute Abend müssen wir den Papierkram machen

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Wann treffen wir uns Um neun bei mir

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Neun Ok

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Wir können Pizza bestellen Ok Cool

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Αδερφάκι

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Μην ξανακουμπήσεις το κινητό μου

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Μη μου ξαναχαλάσεις πάρτι

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Το La La Land Σου ταιριάζει

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Σιχαίνομαι τις κομεντί

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Σου αρέσει καλύτερα το πορνό ε Με τέτοιο πρόσωπο

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Άσ' την ήσυχη

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Αγνόησέ τους Μπορώ να υπερασπιστώ τον εαυτό μου

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Έχασες το καλύτερο στο πάρτι

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Το ξέρω Την έπεσα

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Διάβαζα μέχρι αργά

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Ήξερες ότι το γυαλί είναι υγρό

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an8 Τρελό ε

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an8 Με δουλεύεις Αλήθεια

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an8 Ορκίζομαι Τα παρμπρίζ που αλλάζεις στο συνεργείο

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an8 Καθαρό υγρό Τι λες

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Τι καπνίζεις Κρύσταλλο

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Απόψε πρέπει να κάνουμε εκείνα τα χαρτιά

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Τι ώρα να βρεθούμε Στις εννιά σπίτι μου

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Εννιά Εντάξει

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Μπορούμε να παραγγείλουμε πίτσα Εντάξει

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היי אחותי

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לעולם אל תיגע שוב בטלפון שלי

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אל תהרסי שוב את המסיבה שלי

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לה לה לנד זה מתאים לך

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אני שונאת סרטי בנות

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את יותר בקטע של פורנו לא עם הפרצוף הזה

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עזוב אותה בשקט

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פשוט תתעלמי מהם זה בסדר אני יכולה להגן על עצמי

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אחי פספסת את החלק הכי טוב במסיבה

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אני יודע בנאדם נרדמתי

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נשארתי ער וקראתי

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היי ידעת שזכוכית היא נוזל

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an8 משוגע נכון

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an8 אתה עובד עליי אני רציני

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an8 אני נשבע החלפת את השמשה הקדמית במוסך

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an8 נוזל טהור מה תגיד על זה

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מה אתה מעשן אחי קריסטל

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מיקל הלילה אנחנו צריכים לטפל בניירת הזאת

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באיזו שעה ניפגש ב 21 00 בדירה שלי

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ב 21 00 בסדר

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נוכל להזמין פיצה בסדר מגניב

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ह ल बहन

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म र फ न क फ र कभ मत छ न

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फ र कभ म र प र ट मत ब ग ड़न

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ल ल ल ड यह त म पर स ट करत ह

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ह ट फ ल म नह पस द

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प र न ज़ य द पस द ह ह न शक ल ह

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उस अक ल छ ड़

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उन ह नज रअ द ज कर ठ क ह म लड़ सकत ह

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ब र प र ट क ब हतर न ह स स म स कर द य

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ह य र म थक गय थ

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म पढ त रह

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त म ह पत थ ग ल स एक ल क व ड ह

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an8 अज ब ह न

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an8 ब वक फ़ बन रह ह सच म

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an8 कसम स ज व डश ल ड त म ग र ज म बदलत ह

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an8 श द ध ल क व ड क स रह

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क स च ज़ क स ट ट म र रह ह क र स टल

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म क ल आज र त हम वह प परवर क करन ह ग

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क तन बज म ल र त 9 बज म र घर पर

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न बज ठ क ह

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थ ड़ प ज ज ऑर डर कर ल ग ठ क ह बढ़ य

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Hé hugi

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Soha többé ne nyúlj a telefonomhoz

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Soha többé ne tedd tönkre a bulimat

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Kaliforniai álom Illik hozzád

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Utálom a csajos filmeket

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A pornó jobban bejön mi Ezzel az arccal

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Hagyd békén

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Ne törődj velük Semmi baj Ki tudok állni magamért

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Tesó lemaradtál a buli legjobb részéről

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Tudom haver Fáradt voltam

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Fenn maradtam olvasni Persze

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Tudtad hogy az üveg az egy folyadék

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an8 Őrület nem igaz

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an8 Szórakozol velem Komolyan mondom

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an8 Esküszöm A szélvédők amiket a garázsban cserélsz

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an8 Tiszta folyadék Mit szólsz

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Mit szívsz tesó Kristályt

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Mikel ma este meg kell csináljuk a papírmunkát

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Mikor találkozzunk Kilenckor nálam

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Kilenckor Oké

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Rendelhetünk pizzát Jó

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Hei Dik

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Jangan sentuh ponselku lagi

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Jangan rusak pestaku lagi

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La La Land Itu cocok untukmu

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Aku benci film romantis

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Lebih suka porno bukan Dengan wajah itu

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Jangan ganggu dia

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Abaikan mereka Tak apa apa Aku bisa bela diri

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Kawan kau melewatkan bagian terbaik dari pesta

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Aku tahu Aku sangat lelah

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Membaca semalaman

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Hei apakah kau tahu bahwa gelas itu cair

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an8 Itu gila bukan

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an8 Apakah kau bercanda Aku serius

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an8 Sumpah Kaca depan yang kau ganti di bengkel

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an8 Cairan murni Bagaimana itu

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Kau merokok apa Kawan Kristal

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Mikel malam ini kita perlu kerjakan dokumen itu

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Pukul berapa kita bertemu Di rumahku 21 00

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21 00 Baiklah

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Kita bisa pesan piza Baik Bagus

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Ehi sorellina

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Non toccare mai più il mio telefono

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Non rovinare mai più una mia festa

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La La Land È adatto a te

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Odio i film romantici

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Meglio il porno vero Con quella faccia

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Lasciala in pace

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Ignorali Tranquilla So difendermi

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Ti sei perso il meglio della festa

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Lo so sono crollato

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Ho letto fino a tardi

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Lo sapevate che il vetro è un liquido

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an8 Pazzesco vero

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an8 Mi prendi per il culo Dico sul serio

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an8 Giuro I parabrezza che sostituisci in officina

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an8 Liquido puro Che ne dici

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Cosa ti sei fumato Cristalli

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Mikel questa sera dobbiamo fare quelle pratiche

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A che ora ci vediamo Alle 9 da me

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Alle 9 in punto Ok

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Possiamo ordinare una pizza Ok Perfetto

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やあ妹ちゃん

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二度とスマホを触らないで

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二度とパーティに来るな

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ララランド

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好きそうだ

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恋愛ものは嫌い

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ポルノ好きっぽい顔だ

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やめろ

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気にしないで

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あれくらい平気

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昨日は盛り上がったのに

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疲れてて結局家で本を読んでた

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なあガラスは液体だって知ってたか

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ウソだ

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本当さ

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ロミオとジュリエットお前が交換したフロントガラスも液体

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何を吸った

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クリスタルだ

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ミケル今夜こそ仕事だ

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何時に

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９時は

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９時だな了解

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ピザでも頼む

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ああ

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いいね

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안녕 동생

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다시는 내 폰 건드리지 마

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다시는 내 파티 망치지 마

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'라라랜드' 너랑 어울리잖아

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그런 말랑한 영화 싫어하거든

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포르노가 더 낫지 그 정도 얼굴이면

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그만해

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그냥 무시해 괜찮아 나도 만만치 않거든

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너 어제 파티에서 재밌는 구경을 놓쳤어

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그러게 피곤해서 말이야

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늦게까지 책 읽었거든

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야 유리가 액체인 거 알았냐

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an8 미쳤지

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an8 농담하냐 진지하거든

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an8 진짜야 정비소에서 차 앞 유리 교체하지

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an8 그게 순수한 액체라는 게 믿어져

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뭐 잘못 먹었냐 약 빨았지 뭐

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미켈 오늘 밤에는 서류 작업 해야 해

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몇 시에 볼까 9시에 우리 집

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9시 좋아

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피자도 시키자 좋지

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Hei adik

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Jangan sentuh telefon saya lagi

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Jangan rosakkan parti saya lagi

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La La Land Sesuai dengan awak

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Saya benci filem romantik

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Awak suka cerita lucah ya Dengan wajah itu

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Jangan kacau dia

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Abaikan mereka Tak apa Saya boleh jaga diri sendiri

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Awak terlepas bahagian paling seronok semalam

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Saya tahu Saya penat

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Saya berjaga membaca

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Hei tahukah kaca itu sejenis cecair

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an8 Gila bukan

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an8 Awak main main Saya serius

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an8 Sumpah Cermin kereta yang awak gantikan di bengkel

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an8 Semuanya cecair Macam mana

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Apa yang awak hisap ini kawan Kristal

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Mikel malam ini kita perlu siapkan kertas kerja itu

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Nak jumpa pukul berapa 9 00 di rumah saya

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9 00 Okey

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Kita boleh memesan piza Okey Baik

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Hei søs

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Rør aldri mobilen min igjen

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Ødelegg aldri en av festene mine igjen

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La La Land Den passer deg

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Jeg hater jentefilmer

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Du liker porno bedre ikke sant Det fjeset

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La henne være

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Bare ignorer dem Det går bra Jeg kan forsvare meg selv

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Du gikk glipp av det beste ved festen

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Jeg vet det Jeg sovnet

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Jeg var oppe og leste

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Visste du at glass er en væske

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an8 Sprøtt ikke sant

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an8 Tuller du Jeg mener det

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an8 Jeg sverger Frontrutene du skifter ut på verkstedet

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an8 Ren væske Hørt sånt

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Hva røyker du Krystall

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Mikel i kveld må vi gjøre det papirarbeidet

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Når skal vi møtes Ni hos meg

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Ni Greit

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Vi kan bestille pizza Greit

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Cześć siostrzyczko

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Nigdy nie dotykaj mojego telefonu

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A ty nie psuj mi imprez

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La La Land Pasuje do ciebie

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Nienawidzę romansów

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Wolisz porno Z taką twarzą

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Zostaw ją

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Olej ich Umiem sama się obronić

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Ominęła cię najlepsza część imprezy

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Wiem Byłem zmęczony

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Czytałem do późna

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Wiedziałeś że szkło to ciecz

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an8 Szaleństwo

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an8 Jaja sobie robisz Poważnie

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an8 Przysięgam Te szyby które wymieniasz w warsztacie

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an8 To czysta ciecz

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Co ty palisz stary Kryształy

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Dziś musimy zająć się tymi papierami Mikel

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O której O dziewiątej

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Zgoda

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Zamówimy pizzę Spoko

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Oi mana

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Nunca mais toque no meu celular

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Nunca mais estrague as minhas festas

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La La Land Combina com você

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Odeio filmes românticos

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Gosta mais de pornografia Com essa cara

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Deixe a em paz

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Ignore Tudo bem Sei me defender

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Mano perdeu a melhor parte da festa

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Eu sei cara Fui dormir

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Fiquei lendo

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Sabia que vidro é líquido

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an8 Loucura não é

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an8 Está tirando sarro da minha cara Falo sério

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an8 Juro Os para brisas que tem na garagem

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an8 Líquido puro Não é incrível

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O que fumou cara Cristal

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Mikel precisamos resolver aquela papelada esta noite

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A que horas nos encontramos Umas 21h

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Umas 21h Tudo bem

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Podemos pedir uma pizza Legal

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Bună surioară

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Să nu mi mai atingi vreodată telefonul

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Păi nu mi mai strica niciodată petrecerea

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La La Land Ți se potrivește

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Urăsc filmele de fete

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Îți place mai mult porno nu Cu fața aia

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Las o în pace

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Ignoră i E în regulă Pot să mă apar

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Frate ai ratat cea mai bună parte a petrecerii

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Știu omule M am prăbușit

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Am citit

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Hei știați că sticla este lichid

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an8 Tare nu

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an8 Faci mișto Vorbesc serios

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an8 Jur Parbrizurile pe care le înlocuiești în garaj

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an8 Lichid pur Ce zici de asta

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Ce fumezi frate Cristal

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Mikel diseară trebuie să facem acele documente

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La ce oră ne întâlnim La 9 00 la mine

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La 9 00 Bine

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Putem comanda niște pizza Bine În regulă

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Привет сестричка

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Никогда больше не трогай мой телефон

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А ты больше не порти мне вечеринки

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Ла Ла Ленд Тебе подходит

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Ненавижу ромкомы

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Ты любишь порно да С таким личиком

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Не трогай ее

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Забей на них Я могу за себя постоять

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Бро ты пропустил лучшую часть вечеринки

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Я знаю чувак Я устал

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Поздно лег читал

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Эй а ты знал что стекло это жидкость

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an8 Офигеть правда

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an8 Ты гонишь Я серьезно

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an8 Честно Лобовые стекла которые ты меняешь в гараже

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an8 это жидкость Как тебе такое

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Что ты куришь братан Хрусталь

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Микель сегодня нам нужно оформить те бумаги

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Когда встречаемся У меня в 21 00

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Хорошо

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Можем заказать пиццу Супер

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Hola hermanita

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Ni se te ocurra volver a tocar mi móvil

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Ni se te ocurra volver a joderme una fiesta

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La La Land

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Te pega Odio las pelis románticas

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Eres más de porno no

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Con esa carita

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Déjala en paz

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Tía no hagas ni caso

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Tranquila sé defenderme

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Bro Te perdiste lo mejor de la fiesta

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Ya tío Me dio el bajón

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Me quedé leyendo

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Oye

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Sabíais que el cristal es un líquido Cuidado eh

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Estás de coña o qué

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Lo digo en serio eh

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Lo juro Las lunas que cambias en el taller

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Puro líquido Cómo te quedas

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Qué te fumaste tío Cristal

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Mikel esta noche toca papeleo Ajá

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A qué hora Nueve en mi casa

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A las nueve Sí dale

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Pedimos pizzas no

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Dale Perfecto

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Hej syrran

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Rör inte min mobil igen

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Förstör inte min fest igen

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La la land Det passar dig

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Jag hatar romantiska filmer

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Du föredrar porr va Med det utseendet

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Låt henne vara

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Strunta i dem Det är lugnt Jag klarar mig

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Du missade det bästa av festen

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Jag vet Jag blev trött

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Jag satt uppe och läste

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Visste ni att glas är en vätska

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an8 Galet va

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an8 Driver du med mig Det är sant

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an8 Jag svär Vindrutorna ni byter i verkstaden

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an8 är helt flytande Fattar du

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Vad har du rökt Kristaller

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Mikel vi måste bli klara ikväll

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När ska vi ses Nio hos mig

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Klockan nio Okej

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Vi kan beställa pizza Okej coolt

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ஹ ய சக தர

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என ஃப ன இன எப பவ ம த ட த

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என ப ர ட ட ய எப பவ ம க ட க க த

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ல ல ல ண ட அத உனக க ஏற ற படம

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எனக க க தல படம ப ட க க த

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ஆப சத த வ ர ம ப வ ய இல ல ய அந த ம கம

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அவள வ ட ட வ ட

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அவர கள வ ட பரவ ய ல ல ந ன என ன தற க த த க ள வ ன

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ஹ ப ர ட ட ய ன ச றந த பக த ய தவறவ ட ட ய

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த ர ய ம நண ப பட த த ட ட ன

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பட த த க ண ட ர ந த ன

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ஹ ய கண ண ட ஒர த ரவம என பத உனக க த த ர ய ம

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an8 மடத தனம சர ய

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an8 என ன ச ண ட க ற ய ச ர யஸ க க ட ட ன

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an8 சத த யம க கர ஜ ல ம ற ற ம கண ண ட கள

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an8 த ய த ரவம அத எப பட

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என ன ப க ப த ய ப ர க ர ஸ டல

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ம க ல இன ற ரவ ந ம ஆவணங கள தய ர ச ய யண ம

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எப ப த சந த க கல ம 9 00 என இடத த ல

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9 00 மண சர

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ந ம க ஞ சம ப ஸ ஸ வ ஆர டர ச ய யல ம சர

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హ చ ల ల

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ఇ క స ర న ఫ న మ ట ట క క

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ఇ క స ర న ప ర ట లన ప డ చ యక

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ల ల ల య డ న క నప ప త ద

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అమ మ య ల స న మ ల నచ చవ

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ప ర న చ స త వ కద ఆ మ ఖ త

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తనన వద ల య య

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వ ళ లన పట ట చ క క పర వ ల ద న స గత న న చ స క గలన

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బ ర ప ర ట ల మ చ సమయ మ స సయ య వ

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త ల స బ బ ఓప క ల ద

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ర త ర త చద వ త న న న

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హ గ ల స ద రవమన త ల స న క

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an8 మర త క క కద

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an8 నన న ఏడ ప స త న న వ న జ గ

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an8 ఒట ట న వ వ గ య ర జ ల మ ర చ గ జ అద ద ల ఉన న య

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an8 స ప ర ణ ద రవ ఇద ల ఉ ద

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ఏ త గ వ బ ర క ర స టల

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మ క ల ర త ర క మన పత ర ల పన ల చ డ ల

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ఎప ప డ కల ద ద మ ఇ ట ల 9 గ టలక

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9 గ టల సర

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ప జ జ ఆర డర చ స త న సర అల గ

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ไง น องสาว

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อย ามาแตะต องโทรศ พท ฉ นอ ก

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อย ามาป วนปาร ต ฉ นอ ก

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ลาลาแลนด เน ยนะ เข าก บเธอด

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ฉ นเกล ยดหน งโรแมนต ก

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ชอบหน งโป มากกว าส นะ หน าแบบน

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อย าไปย งเลย

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ไม ต องสนพวกน นหรอก ไม เป นไรหรอก ฉ นปกป องต วเองได

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เพ อน ปาร ต เม อค นนายพลาดช วงเด ดไป

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ร ฉ นเหน อยน ะ

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อย อ านหน งส อจนด ก

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น ร ไหมว าแก วเป นของเหลว

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an8 บ าใช ไหมล ะ

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an8 ล อเล นหร อเปล าเน ย พ ดจร ง

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an8 สาบานเลย กระจกรถท นายเปล ยนท อ

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an8 ของเหลวล วนๆ เลย เป นไงล ะ

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เล นต วไหนมาวะ คร สต ล

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ม เกล ค นน เราต อง ทำงานเอกสารน นจร งๆ แล วนะ

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เจอก นก โมงด สามท มบ านฉ นไหม

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สามท มเหรอ ได

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ส งพ ซซ ามาก นก น ได เลย

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Selam kardeşim

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Bir daha telefonuma dokunma

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Sen de partimi mahvetme

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Aşıklar Şehri mi Tam senlik

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Romantik film sevmem ben

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Porno seversin değil mi O suratla

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Bırak şunu

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Takma onları Sorun değil Başımın çaresine bakıyorum

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Partiyi en güzel yerinde terk ettin

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Aynen Çok yoruldum

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Tüm gece kitap okudum

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Cam da bir sıvıymış biliyor musunuz

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an8 Çılgınca değil mi

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an8 Şaka mı yapıyorsun Ciddiyim

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an8 Yemin ederim Araba camları

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an8 Tamamen sıvı Şaka gibi

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Ne çektin sen Kristal

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Mikel şu evrakları bu akşam bitirmeliyiz

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Kaç gibi buluşalım 21 00'de bende

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21 00 mi Olur

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Pizza söyleriz Tamam Olur

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Агов сестричко

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Ніколи більше не чіпай мій телефон

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Ніколи більше не псуй мої вечірки

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Ла Ла Ленд Тобі личить

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Ненавиджу дівчачі фільми

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Ти більше любиш порно З таким обличчям

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Облиш її

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Просто ігноруй Усе гаразд Я можу за себе постояти

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Брате ти пропустив найкращу частину вечірки

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Знаю чуваче Я втомився

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Я не спав читав

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А ти знав що скло це рідина

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an8 Божевілля правда

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an8 Ти знущаєшся з мене Я серйозно

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an8 Присягаюся Вітрове скло які ти замінюєш в гаражі

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an8 Чиста рідина Чув таке

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Що ти куриш брате Кришталь

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Мікелю увечері нам треба закінчити з паперами

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О котрій зустрінемося О дев'ятій у мене

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О дев'ятій Гаразд

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Можемо замовити піцу Гаразд Добре

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Em gái

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Đừng động vào điện thoại của tôi nữa

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Đừng phá tiệc của anh nữa

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La La Land Hợp với em mà

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Tôi ghét mấy phim sến sẩm

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Em thích xem phim đen chứ gì Cái mặt này

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Thôi kệ nó đi

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Cứ kệ tụi nó Cảm ơn Tớ tự lo được mà

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Bạn à cậu lỡ mất đoạn hay nhất của tiệc rồi

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Tớ biết tại tự nhiên mệt quá

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Tớ thức đọc sách

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Các cậu biết thủy tinh là chất lỏng không

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an8 Ai mà tin được nhỉ

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an8 Cậu đùa đó hả Thật đấy

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an8 Tớ thề Mấy cái kính xe cậu thay trong gara ấy

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an8 Toàn chất lỏng cả Thế nào

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Cậu lại hút gì thế Chơi đá rồi

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Mikel tối nay phải làm giấy tờ đó thật đấy

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Mấy giờ gặp nhỉ 9 00 ở nhà tớ nhé

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9 00 à Được

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Mình có thể gọi pizza Ờ Được

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Duration

58 seconds

Views

37

Timestamp in Movie

00:29:30

Uploaded

Mar 02, 2026

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Movie Summary

Noah has to leave her town, boyfriend and friends behind and move into the mansion of her mother's new rich husband. There she meets Nick, her new stepbrother. They fall madly in love in secret.