Well don't stand there gawking, what did he do? He died suddenly of cirrhosis of the...
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Judge Walter Bryson:
[referring to Mr. Mulligan in the Mulligan vs. Mulligan-Benson case that Nick is using as a parallel example to his own situation]
Well don't stand there gawking, what did he do?
Nick Arden:
He died suddenly of cirrhosis of the liver.
Ellen Wagstaff Arden aka Eve:
A-and they never did find out whether he slept with his beard under the covers or over the covers.
Judge Walter Bryson:
Now that'll cost you $25.
Ellen Wagstaff Arden aka Eve:
Just for a nice old joke?
Judge Walter Bryson:
You heard me - $25.
Ellen Wagstaff Arden aka Eve:
[in a proudly funny manner]
Oh you can't do that Your Honor, I'm legally dead. You think it's nice to take money from a corpse?
Judge Walter Bryson:
Now that'll cost you $25 more. That's 50 you owe me.
[to the court clerk]
Judge Walter Bryson:
You keeping track of this?
Court Clerk Beside Judge Bryson:
Mm, uh yes.
Judge Walter Bryson:
See that you do.
Nick Arden:
But she is legally dead Your Honor. You declared her legally dead yourself in this very courtroom; your decision is on file.
Judge Walter Bryson:
Did I do that?
Court Clerk Beside Judge Bryson:
Yes, yes you did Your Honor.
Judge Walter Bryson:
I did? Well I'm going to declare her legally alive, then she can pay me that $50. Will someone swear she's a live woman?
Stephen Burkett:
[happily]
I'll say she is Your Honor.
Transcript
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Don't stand there gawking What did he do
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He died suddenly of cirrhosis of the liver
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They never did find whether he slept
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with his beard under or over the covers
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That'll cost you 25
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Just for a nice old joke
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You heard me 25
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You can't do that Your Honor I'm legally dead
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It's not nice to take money from a corpse
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That'll cost you 25 more
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That's 50 you owe me
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You keeping track of this Yes
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See that you do
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But she is legally dead You declared her legally dead
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yourself
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Your decision is on file
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Did I do that Yes Your Honor
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I did Well I'm going to declare her legally alive
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Then she can pay me that 50
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Will someone swear she's a live woman
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I'll say she is Your Honor But you can't do that
Clip duration: 59 seconds
Views: 139
Timestamp in movie: 01h 07m 00s
Uploaded: 23 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, romance
Summary: Missing for seven years and presumed dead, a woman returns home on the day of her husband's second marriage.
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00:28 Hold your head back Way back
00:07 Impulsive He's full of carrots
00:05 Oh you Casanova you
00:12 Well it's no use I'm out of gas
00:12 So just make up your mind old man
00:21 You don't want to give them a shock
01:20 Don't you think uh
00:33 I came here with my wife
00:12 How was my funeral
00:19 Are you a lady or a man
00:26 Are you the bride
00:16 Wasn't I supposed to marry somebody
00:37 My name is Arden
00:51 I'd like to have another room
00:38 Timmy's just like you
00:34 Now let me start from the beginning
00:15 When I saw you downstairs I knew
00:07 I'd like to tell my wife about this case
00:36 Who are you
00:06 Something's come up My wife Yeah