Up your hole with a Mello Roll, Alice! And yours too, Herb!
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Leo Silver:
[reading from a newspaper]
"To the question, 'What were you doing naked in Central Park, in Bethesda Fountain, at 3 in the morning?' Swann replied, 'The back stroke.'" Now, is this your idea of watching him, Benji? Benjy Stone:
The police are treating it like a parking ticket. It's no big deal. Sy:
No big deal? We've got kids watching this show. We're talkin' generations to come, here! We're discussin' morals, here! Alice Miller:
[for Herb]
You're not qualified to discuss morals, Sy. Sy:
Up your hole with a Mello Roll, Alice! And yours too, Herb!
[reading from a newspaper]
"To the question, 'What were you doing naked in Central Park, in Bethesda Fountain, at 3 in the morning?' Swann replied, 'The back stroke.'" Now, is this your idea of watching him, Benji? Benjy Stone:
The police are treating it like a parking ticket. It's no big deal. Sy:
No big deal? We've got kids watching this show. We're talkin' generations to come, here! We're discussin' morals, here! Alice Miller:
[for Herb]
You're not qualified to discuss morals, Sy. Sy:
Up your hole with a Mello Roll, Alice! And yours too, Herb!
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To the question What were you doing naked
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in Central Park in Bethesda Fountain
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at 3 00 in the morning
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Swann replied The backstroke
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Now is this your idea of watching him Benjy
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The police are treating it like a parking ticket
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It's no big deal No big deal
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We got kids watchin' the show
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We're talkin' generations to come here
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We're discussin' morals here
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You're not qualified to discuss morals Sy
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Up your hole with a Mello Roll Alice And yours too Herb
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Movie Summary
An aging, dissolute matinee idol is slated to appear on a live TV variety show in 1954, and a young comedy writer is tasked with the thankless job of keeping him ready and sober for the broadcast.
