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"My Fellow Americans" quotes

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Two former U. S. Presidents, hated rivals, join forces to expose the current, corrupt President at the risk of their lives.

Director: Peter Segal
Writer: E. Jack Kaplan, Richard Chapman, Peter Tolan
Production: N/A
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $22,313,201
Released: 20 Dec 1996
Awards: N/A
Really - My Fellow Americans 00:31 Really We have Where - My Fellow Americans 00:35 We have Where You said you wanted to maintain radio silence - My Fellow Americans 00:19 You said you wanted to maintain radio silence Hail to the Chief he's the chief and he needs hailing - My Fellow Americans 00:12 Hail to the Chief he's the chief and he needs hailing He wrote a cookbook How dare he - My Fellow Americans 00:15 He wrote a cookbook How dare he When you were in the White House who were you most excited to meet - My Fellow Americans 00:13 When you were in the White House who were you most excited... That was too easy You're getting soft - My Fellow Americans 00:26 That was too easy You're getting soft I'm so sorry and I'm so embarrassed - My Fellow Americans 00:31 I'm so sorry and I'm so embarrassed There was only one assassination attempt on me You had three - My Fellow Americans 00:09 There was only one assassination attempt on me You had three I was Time's Man of the Year - My Fellow Americans 00:06 I was Time's Man of the Year Did you ever had one of her pizzas - My Fellow Americans 00:16 Did you ever had one of her pizzas It's an honor - My Fellow Americans 00:09 It's an honor Hail to the Chief if you don't I'll have to kill you - My Fellow Americans 00:09 Hail to the Chief if you don't I'll have to kill... Don't say frigging If you must use the F word go for the gold - My Fellow Americans 00:06 Don't say frigging If you must use the F word go for... When this is over let's come back and look for my balls - My Fellow Americans 00:06 When this is over let's come back and look for my balls You're a whore admit it Admit you're a big whore - My Fellow Americans 00:11 You're a whore admit it Admit you're a big whore Russell - My Fellow Americans 00:10 Russell You got to be kidding right - My Fellow Americans 00:52 You got to be kidding right Hello sirs - My Fellow Americans 00:08 Hello sirs The people will believe us - My Fellow Americans 00:12 The people will believe us You caught me We got in a fight about your cookbook so I plugged him - My Fellow Americans 00:06 You caught me We got in a fight about your cookbook so I... Actually we've met before - My Fellow Americans 00:08 Actually we've met before We invited you into our home - My Fellow Americans 00:48 We invited you into our home Thank you Russ That's for you - My Fellow Americans 00:07 Thank you Russ That's for you Just get out of the chopper - My Fellow Americans 00:09 Just get out of the chopper Don't do that with the liquor - My Fellow Americans 00:06 Don't do that with the liquor Look Joanna - My Fellow Americans 00:33 Look Joanna It's a kick in the balls Sorry sweetheart - My Fellow Americans 00:08 It's a kick in the balls Sorry sweetheart Yeah I'm about to share coffee with the Washington love machine No dice - My Fellow Americans 00:09 Yeah I'm about to share coffee with the Washington love... What a lovely surprise - My Fellow Americans 00:12 What a lovely surprise This is the Green Room - My Fellow Americans 00:08 This is the Green Room You could do that - My Fellow Americans 00:10 You could do that A message from the president Thanks Jim - My Fellow Americans 00:12 A message from the president Thanks Jim I've actually thought about playing professionally - My Fellow Americans 00:10 I've actually thought about playing professionally Oh you got to be kidding - My Fellow Americans 00:18 Oh you got to be kidding I hate funerals It's awful when another good Democrat passes on - My Fellow Americans 00:11 I hate funerals It's awful when another good Democrat... When it comes time for a rest - My Fellow Americans 00:07 When it comes time for a rest Mrs Sherman told me Charlie had a favorite song - My Fellow Americans 00:32 Mrs Sherman told me Charlie had a favorite song As usual a Republican comes up with a plan while the Democrat - My Fellow Americans 00:07 As usual a Republican comes up with a plan while the... I'm sorry about that sir - My Fellow Americans 00:11 I'm sorry about that sir Before we go in - My Fellow Americans 00:12 Before we go in Oh my God he's squeezing my breast again - My Fellow Americans 00:08 Oh my God he's squeezing my breast again I'm not ashamed to say it I slept with both those guys - My Fellow Americans 00:05 I'm not ashamed to say it I slept with both those guys This really steams my clams - My Fellow Americans 00:12 This really steams my clams Hello Joe - My Fellow Americans 00:15 Hello Joe What are you looking at - My Fellow Americans 00:08 What are you looking at Wait a minute - My Fellow Americans 00:08 Wait a minute Decaf you pussy - My Fellow Americans 00:04 Decaf you pussy Let's stop talking We're about to bond I'll vomit - My Fellow Americans 00:05 Let's stop talking We're about to bond I'll... We're never getting to Ohio Not the way this guy drives - My Fellow Americans 00:10 We're never getting to Ohio Not the way this guy drives Mr Presidents please hush up - My Fellow Americans 00:06 Mr Presidents please hush up Nice going Mario Shut up - My Fellow Americans 00:05 Nice going Mario Shut up I'm not coming out He is - My Fellow Americans 00:04 I'm not coming out He is Funny thing isn't it - My Fellow Americans 00:13 Funny thing isn't it

Cast

President Russell P. Kramer - Jack Lemmon
President Matt Douglas - James Garner
President William Haney - Dan Aykroyd
Vice President Ted Matthews - John Heard
Joe Hollis - Wilford Brimley