"My Friend Dahmer" quotes

00:05 I'm just like anybody else Yeah I know you are 00:06 What about what's on a patient's mind You mean a... 00:05 I have to pick up road kill but I'm trying to quit 00:08 You want to seem normal right Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. 00:06 Are you ok? 00:06 Awesome. You excited? 00:10 Blegh! 00:08 Come on, I don't want to miss monty python. 00:13 Could you do something about it? 00:21 Dahmer. 00:09 Dahmer. 00:20 Dead cat? 00:16 Did you hide the keys? 00:14 Do you smell that? 00:08 Do you want a potato? 00:09 Do you want to talk to somebody about it now? 00:05 Does this person live anywhere near here? 00:06 Everybody ready, one, two, three. 00:08 Found this about a month ago on Hampton road. 00:11 Get closer. 00:05 Go on, go. 00:21 Hello. 00:19 Here. 00:05 He's not in national honor society. 00:05 Hey dahmer, what's in the bag? 00:12 Hey, Joyce? 00:12 Hey, kid. 00:22 Hey man. 00:08 Hey man. 00:16 Hey. 00:07 Hey! 00:11 Hey. 00:06 Hey. 00:24 Hey. 00:19 Hey, so where's that spot? 00:15 Hey, who was that? 00:19 Hi, derf. 00:09 How about one beer? 00:32 Huh? 00:14 I do know, this-- 00:28 I say things like that. 00:21 Is it a person? 00:19 Is it hard being the only black guy in our class? 00:27 It sucks being a virgin. 00:25 It's totally bogus we didn't get to meet the presi... 00:05 Jeez, dahmer. 00:08 Jeff, dinner. 00:20 Just cut the line Jeff. 00:20 Just talk to your dad before you 00:06 Lay on the floor. 00:32 Mr. John beckter. 00:25 Oh, hi honey. 00:11 Oh, look who showed. 00:07 Oh, ok. 00:12 Oh. 00:12 Ok, come on. 00:10 Ok. 00:16 So, is coming? 00:28 So that's-- that's honor society. 00:05 So we're roommates, huh? 00:14 Sorry, man. 00:08 Sort of. 00:09 Take a deep breath. 00:13 Thank you very much. 00:19 Thanks. 00:13 That sounds excellent. 00:08 That was sweet. 00:06 The acid's kind of weak, so takes about a month 00:16 This is pointless. 00:12 "Three's company" is so obvious. 00:19 Truman shared the same view of politics 00:10 We could pop open a beer. 00:25 We were just having fun, you know? 00:21 Well, you seem healthy to me. 00:24 We're hunting "wabbits." 00:10 What are you doing? 00:14 What are you up to? 00:08 Where's your brother? 00:20 Why are you doing this? 00:19 You hear that? 00:11 You know they shut the water off at my house.