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[first lines] Vada Sultenfuss:
I was born jaundiced. Once I sat on a toilet seat at a truck stop and caught hemorrhoids. And I've learned to live with this chicken bone that's been lodged in my throat for the past three years. So I knew Dad would be devastated when he learned of my latest affliction. [to Harry] Vada Sultenfuss:
Dad, I don't want to upset you, but my left breast is developing at a significantly faster rate than my right. It can only mean one thing: cancer. I'm dying. Harry:
[making a sandwich]
Okay, sweetie, hand me the mayonnaise out of the fridge
I was born jaundiced. Once I sat on a toilet seat at a truck stop and caught hemorrhoids. And I've learned to live with this chicken bone that's been lodged in my throat for the past three years. So I knew Dad would be devastated when he learned of my latest affliction. [to Harry] Vada Sultenfuss:
Dad, I don't want to upset you, but my left breast is developing at a significantly faster rate than my right. It can only mean one thing: cancer. I'm dying. Harry:
[making a sandwich]
Okay, sweetie, hand me the mayonnaise out of the fridge
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Once I sat on a toilet seat at a truck stop and caught hemorrhoids
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and I've learned to live with this chicken bone
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that's been lodged in my throat for the past three years
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So I knew Dad would be devastated when he learned of my latest affliction
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Dad I don't want to upset you
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but my left breast is developing at a significantly faster rate than my right
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It can only mean one thing cancer
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I'm dying
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Okay
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Sweetie hand me the mayonnaise out of the fridge
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Movie Summary
Vada Sultenfuss is obsessed with death. Her mother is dead, and her father runs a funeral parlor. She is also in love with her English teacher, and joins a poetry class over the summer just to impress him. Thomas J., her best friend, is "allergic to everything", and sticks with Vada despite her hangups. When Vada's father hires Shelly, and begins to fall for her, things take a turn to the worse...
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Vada Sultenfuss
