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Bug:
I'm scared. Alex:
We're sixteen, Bug. Like it or not, we're men now. Bug:
I don't feel like a man! Alex:
No one does, that's why you gotta fake it. Bug:
Fake being a man to be a man? Alex:
That's the way it works. You can't run, you have to face your fear like a man. Bug:
Even though I'm not a man? Alex:
Because you're not a man. Listen, the better you fake it, the better man you are. Bug:
Just fake it. Alex:
Fake it good. Like if you're scared, act like you don't give a shit, or if somebody hurts you, say, "Thank you very much, that felt wonderful." Bug:
[practicing]
Thanks, Brandon, that-I can't raise my arm, feels good. Alex:
Yeah, there you go. Bug:
Is that all you got, Brandon? I mean... I feel downright... cheated! Alex:
I'm amazed that you're getting this so quick, it's tricky stuff. Bug:
I was faking what I did. Alex:
You were? Bug:
[nods]
Completely. Alex:
Yeah, but you were faking it good. Bug:
I was? Alex:
Abso-fuckin'-lutely. You now have permission to shave
I'm scared. Alex:
We're sixteen, Bug. Like it or not, we're men now. Bug:
I don't feel like a man! Alex:
No one does, that's why you gotta fake it. Bug:
Fake being a man to be a man? Alex:
That's the way it works. You can't run, you have to face your fear like a man. Bug:
Even though I'm not a man? Alex:
Because you're not a man. Listen, the better you fake it, the better man you are. Bug:
Just fake it. Alex:
Fake it good. Like if you're scared, act like you don't give a shit, or if somebody hurts you, say, "Thank you very much, that felt wonderful." Bug:
[practicing]
Thanks, Brandon, that-I can't raise my arm, feels good. Alex:
Yeah, there you go. Bug:
Is that all you got, Brandon? I mean... I feel downright... cheated! Alex:
I'm amazed that you're getting this so quick, it's tricky stuff. Bug:
I was faking what I did. Alex:
You were? Bug:
[nods]
Completely. Alex:
Yeah, but you were faking it good. Bug:
I was? Alex:
Abso-fuckin'-lutely. You now have permission to shave
Full Transcript
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I'm scared
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We're 16 Bug
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Like it or not we're men now
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I don't feel like a man
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No man does That's why you got to fake it
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Fake being a man to be a man
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That's the way it works So you can't run
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You have to face your fear like a man
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Even though I'm not a man
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Because you're not a man
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Listen the better you fake it the better man you are
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Just fake it Well fake it good
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Like if you're scared act like you don't give a shit
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Or if somebody hurts you say ''Thank you very much That felt wonderful ''
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Thanks Brandon I can't raise my arm
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Feels good Yeah there you go
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That all you got Brandon
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I mean I feel downright cheated
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I'm amazed that you're getting this so quick It's tricky stuff
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I was faking that I did
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SCHOOL BELL RINGING
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You were Completely
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Yeah but you were faking it good
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I was
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Abso fucking lutely
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You now have permission to shave
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Movie Summary
A serial killer returns to his hometown to stalk seven children who share the same birthday as the date he was allegedly put to rest.
Actors
Bug
Alex
