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My Spy

What do you do for a living? I'm a KGB agent posing as a 4th grader. My brother has...

My Spy • 2020
JJ:
What do you do for a living?
Sophie:
[hooked up to the lie detector] I'm a KGB agent posing as a 4th grader. My brother has three legs and sells crack, and my mother is a prostitute

Full Transcript

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What do you do for a living
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I'm a KGB agent posing as a fourth grader
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My brother has three legs and sells crack
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and my mother is a prostitute
Duration
11 seconds
Views
714
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:19
Uploaded
Jun 05, 2025
Genres
action, comedy
Production
STXfilms,MWM Studios,Good Fear

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Movie Summary

A hardened CIA operative finds himself at the mercy of a precocious 9-year-old girl, having been sent undercover to surveil her family.

Actors

Dave Bautista
Jj
Dave Bautista
Chloe Coleman
Sophie
Chloe Coleman
- Yeah? - Yeah. I can smell a lie. - My Spy 00:05
- Yeah? - Yeah. I can smell a lie.
Endorphins release an odour, palms sweat - My Spy 00:08
Endorphins release an odour, palms sweat
JJ, I think you're a really sweet and sensitive person. - My Spy 00:04
JJ, I think you're a really sweet and sensitive person.
JJ, I believe you that you've never taken steroids. - My Spy 00:04
JJ, I believe you that you've never taken steroids.
JJ, stop. Seriously. For real. I'm just joking. - My Spy 00:05
JJ, stop. Seriously. For real. I'm just joking.
Now, you're tiny and weak and I'm the opposite, - My Spy 00:09
Now, you're tiny and weak and I'm the opposite,
Now, a good idea might be to cause a distraction - My Spy 00:06
Now, a good idea might be to cause a distraction
So far, I could have learned anything you've taught me - My Spy 00:04
So far, I could have learned anything you've taught me
I mean, when are you gonna teach me the fun stuff, - My Spy 00:09
I mean, when are you gonna teach me the fun stuff,
You need to stop getting all your spy knowledge - My Spy 00:05
You need to stop getting all your spy knowledge
...if I was gonna say a cool line, - My Spy 00:04
...if I was gonna say a cool line,
What if the assassin was disguised as an ice-cream man? - My Spy 00:05
What if the assassin was disguised as an ice-cream man?
I'd say, "Chill out." And then I'd stab him with a freezer pop. - My Spy 00:04
I'd say, "Chill out." And then I'd stab ...
- A sidewalk Santa? - "Jingle all the way... to hell." - My Spy 00:07
- A sidewalk Santa? - "Jingle all the way... to hell.&q...
I mean, I don't wanna be ageist here, JJ, but she is nine. - My Spy 00:05
I mean, I don't wanna be ageist here, JJ, but she is ni...
I'm a professional hacker with a Master's degree in English. - My Spy 00:05
I'm a professional hacker with a Master's degree i...
I already told you, you are not my partner. - My Spy 00:05
I already told you, you are not my partner.
There's no signal or surveillance - My Spy 00:05
There's no signal or surveillance
- What are you talking about? - The CIA is all over you. - My Spy 00:06
- What are you talking about? - The CIA is all over you.
They're gonna be coming through that door in two minutes, - My Spy 00:06
They're gonna be coming through that door in two minute...