I'll do it!
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[Celeste consults with the alien council] Celeste Martin:
The subject says he will be unable to think about science unless he marries me. Council Chief:
Well, marry him. Celeste Martin:
But we don't know what "marry" is. Council Chief:
One moment. [the second council member takes a book. He and the council chief leaf through it until they find the page about marriage] Council Chief:
Ah, yes. The Monchine Forty says marriage is this: he goes off to fight the Turks, and you put on a lock. [Celeste is confused] Second in Command:
No, no, no. [they leaf more pages] Council Chief:
Oh, yes, yes. Wrong century. Eh... marriage is this: you cook and clean and bring him martinis. Second in Command:
No, no! Council Chief:
Wrong again? Ridiculous... [they leaf more pages] Council Chief:
Yes. Wrong decade. Too old-fashioned. Ah, here we are, yes. The modern marriage: there are no rules or responsibilities, but if he does something wrong, you can set him on fire while he sleeps and go on a talk show, where everyone will forgive you and love you. There is only one drawback: you will have to have more sex. Celeste Martin:
[excitedly]
I'll do it!
The subject says he will be unable to think about science unless he marries me. Council Chief:
Well, marry him. Celeste Martin:
But we don't know what "marry" is. Council Chief:
One moment. [the second council member takes a book. He and the council chief leaf through it until they find the page about marriage] Council Chief:
Ah, yes. The Monchine Forty says marriage is this: he goes off to fight the Turks, and you put on a lock. [Celeste is confused] Second in Command:
No, no, no. [they leaf more pages] Council Chief:
Oh, yes, yes. Wrong century. Eh... marriage is this: you cook and clean and bring him martinis. Second in Command:
No, no! Council Chief:
Wrong again? Ridiculous... [they leaf more pages] Council Chief:
Yes. Wrong decade. Too old-fashioned. Ah, here we are, yes. The modern marriage: there are no rules or responsibilities, but if he does something wrong, you can set him on fire while he sleeps and go on a talk show, where everyone will forgive you and love you. There is only one drawback: you will have to have more sex. Celeste Martin:
[excitedly]
I'll do it!
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The subject says he will be unable to think about science
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unless he marries me
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Well marry him
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But we don't know what marry is
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One moment
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Oh yes
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Yes the Mondschein 40 says marriage is this
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He goes off to fight the Turks and you put on a lock
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Second in Command No no
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Oh yes yes Wrong century
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Er marriage is this
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You cook and clean and bring him martinis
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Oh no no Wrong again This is ridiculous
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Ah Yes wrong decade Too old fashioned
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Ah here we are Yes The modern marriage
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There are no rules or responsibilities but if he does something wrong
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you can set him on fire while he sleeps
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and go on a talk show
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where everyone will forgive you and love you
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There's only one drawback you will have to have more sex
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I'll do it Ooh
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Movie Summary
A creature from another planet tries to seduce a shy Earth physicist to gain control over his researches. The result of this important mission much exceeded her expectations.
