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"Mystery, Alaska" quotes

Mystery, Alaska poster
This comedy is about the residents of a small town who get over-excited when their hockey team gets chosen to host a televised event

Director: Jay Roach
Writer: David E. Kelley, Sean O'Byrne
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, sport
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 49/100
ImdbRating: 6.7
BoxOffice: $8,891,623
Released: 01 Oct 1999
Awards: 1 nomination

21 video clips

'skank' MardenBailey PruittMr. WalshJoey BiebeDonna BiebeJohn BiebeJanice PettiboeCharles DannerMayor Scott Pitcher'birdie' BurnsDr. Henry SavageStevie WeeksSarah HeinzMatt 'skank' MardenJudge Walter BurnsJoanne Burns'tree' LaneDonnie Shulzhoffer
I play hockey and I fornicate - Mystery, Alaska 00:08 I play hockey and I fornicate You don't care very much for our community do you Mr Walsh - Mystery, Alaska 00:16 You don't care very much for our community do you Mr... Did you see your daddy out there - Mystery, Alaska 00:09 Did you see your daddy out there Every ex player turned coach says they prefer coaching to playing - Mystery, Alaska 00:12 Every ex player turned coach says they prefer coaching to... It's a rockewellian Christmas up here - Mystery, Alaska 00:34 It's a rockewellian Christmas up here We gotta have a new rink Donna - Mystery, Alaska 00:16 We gotta have a new rink Donna How's he doin' He's a little happy - Mystery, Alaska 00:27 How's he doin' He's a little happy Mother walrus going thwap thwap thwap - Mystery, Alaska 00:09 Mother walrus going thwap thwap thwap Women don't like being referred to as fat mammals skank - Mystery, Alaska 00:10 Women don't like being referred to as fat mammals skank What's wrong - Mystery, Alaska 00:16 What's wrong Big doings we've got going here in mystery these days huh - Mystery, Alaska 00:24 Big doings we've got going here in mystery these days... You look like the back end of a moose sasquatch - Mystery, Alaska 00:04 You look like the back end of a moose sasquatch Ow Ow ow Johnny - Mystery, Alaska 00:10 Ow Ow ow Johnny You okay No I'm not okay - Mystery, Alaska 00:05 You okay No I'm not okay Do you know where a guy can get a rub and a tug around here - Mystery, Alaska 00:05 Do you know where a guy can get a rub and a tug around here You've been smiling a lot lately - Mystery, Alaska 00:26 You've been smiling a lot lately Objection Now that question - Mystery, Alaska 00:11 Objection Now that question You okay No I'm not okay - Mystery, Alaska 00:19 You okay No I'm not okay

Cast

John Biebe - Russell Crowe
Charles Danner - Hank Azaria
Donna Biebe - Mary McCormack
Judge Walter Burns - Burt Reynolds
Mayor Scott Pitcher - Colm Meaney
All Cast