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Janice Pettiboe:
It's a Rockwellian Christmas up here. Skating. Barbecues. Snow. We're here with defenseman Matt Marden, and... cut! Charles Danner:
What? Janice Pettiboe:
I can't feel my fingers. 'Skank' Marden:
You need to rub 'em on a nice, warm Yuletide log. Janice Pettiboe:
I beg your pardon? 'Skank' Marden:
Look, Christmas is a lonely day for a guy to be chokin' his own chicken. And as women reporters go, I find you supple. Janice Pettiboe:
Oh, that was lovely. It's a shame we weren't rolling for that. Charles Danner:
I'm sure he'd be happy to repeat it. 'Skank' Marden:
[laughing]
You need to relax! Janice Pettiboe:
Charles! 'Skank' Marden:
Do you like massages? [Skank leans over, bursting into laughter again]
It's a Rockwellian Christmas up here. Skating. Barbecues. Snow. We're here with defenseman Matt Marden, and... cut! Charles Danner:
What? Janice Pettiboe:
I can't feel my fingers. 'Skank' Marden:
You need to rub 'em on a nice, warm Yuletide log. Janice Pettiboe:
I beg your pardon? 'Skank' Marden:
Look, Christmas is a lonely day for a guy to be chokin' his own chicken. And as women reporters go, I find you supple. Janice Pettiboe:
Oh, that was lovely. It's a shame we weren't rolling for that. Charles Danner:
I'm sure he'd be happy to repeat it. 'Skank' Marden:
[laughing]
You need to relax! Janice Pettiboe:
Charles! 'Skank' Marden:
Do you like massages? [Skank leans over, bursting into laughter again]
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it's a rockewellian Christmas up here
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skating barbecues snow
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We're here with defenseman Matt marden and
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cut What
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I can't feel my fingers
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You need to rub 'em on a nice warm yuletide log
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Santa claus is coming to town
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I beg your pardon
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Look Christmas is a lonely day for a guy to be choking his own chicken
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And as women reporters go I find you supple
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Movie Summary
This comedy is about the residents of a small town who get over-excited when their hockey team gets chosen to host a televised event
