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"Nacho Libre" quotes

Nacho Libre poster
Berated all his life by those around him, a monk follows his dream and dons a mask to moonlight as a Luchador (Mexican wrestler).

Director: Jared Hess
Writer: Jared Hess, Jerusha Hess, Mike White
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family, sport
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 52/100
ImdbRating: 5.8
BoxOffice: $80,197,993
Released: 16 Jun 2006
Awards: 1 win & 11 nominations

174 video clips

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I'm not listening to you - Nacho Libre 00:11 I'm not listening to you Where is your robe Ignacio - Nacho Libre 00:47 Where is your robe Ignacio Chancho - Nacho Libre 00:20 Chancho What is this - Nacho Libre 00:57 What is this When the fantasy has ended - Nacho Libre 00:39 When the fantasy has ended Hug hug kiss kiss - Nacho Libre 00:13 Hug hug kiss kiss And they don't think I know a buttload of crap about the Gospel but I do - Nacho Libre 00:08 And they don't think I know a buttload of crap about... I am singing - Nacho Libre 00:49 I am singing Those eggs were a lie Steven - Nacho Libre 00:29 Those eggs were a lie Steven Okay orphans listen to me Listen to Ignacio - Nacho Libre 01:07 Okay orphans listen to me Listen to Ignacio I'm a little concerned right now - Nacho Libre 00:34 I'm a little concerned right now Surprise - Nacho Libre 00:07 Surprise I was wondering if you would like to join me - Nacho Libre 00:09 I was wondering if you would like to join me Don't you want a little taste of the glory - Nacho Libre 00:07 Don't you want a little taste of the glory Ignacio I've been looking for you - Nacho Libre 00:15 Ignacio I've been looking for you Do you remember that one time - Nacho Libre 00:17 Do you remember that one time Say it again to my face I hate them - Nacho Libre 00:11 Say it again to my face I hate them Can I come in - Nacho Libre 00:12 Can I come in My favorite color is light tan - Nacho Libre 00:29 My favorite color is light tan Precious Father - Nacho Libre 00:16 Precious Father I ate some bugs I ate some grass - Nacho Libre 00:15 I ate some bugs I ate some grass Orphans smile and be happy - Nacho Libre 00:52 Orphans smile and be happy So anyways let's get down to the nitty gritty - Nacho Libre 00:13 So anyways let's get down to the nitty gritty I'm not listening to you You're crazy - Nacho Libre 00:04 I'm not listening to you You're crazy It sucks to be me right now - Nacho Libre 00:26 It sucks to be me right now But beneath the clothes we find a man - Nacho Libre 00:20 But beneath the clothes we find a man How did you find me here - Nacho Libre 00:10 How did you find me here You went to watch a wrestling match - Nacho Libre 00:56 You went to watch a wrestling match But I have given up wrestling - Nacho Libre 00:42 But I have given up wrestling You can take the Stallion - Nacho Libre 00:25 You can take the Stallion There is no place for me in this world Chanchito - Nacho Libre 01:05 There is no place for me in this world Chanchito Chancho I need to borrow some sweats - Nacho Libre 00:17 Chancho I need to borrow some sweats How come we can't ever have just like a salad - Nacho Libre 00:15 How come we can't ever have just like a salad Wrestling is ungodly Ignacio - Nacho Libre 00:19 Wrestling is ungodly Ignacio You see that guy over there - Nacho Libre 00:25 You see that guy over there Those guys were a couple of wussies huh - Nacho Libre 00:22 Those guys were a couple of wussies huh Over there in the tree is a chipmunk nest - Nacho Libre 00:49 Over there in the tree is a chipmunk nest Hey What about me - Nacho Libre 00:11 Hey What about me In order for you to become empowered - Nacho Libre 00:50 In order for you to become empowered Summon your eagle powers What do you think I am doing - Nacho Libre 00:47 Summon your eagle powers What do you think I am doing Have you ever had feelings for a nun - Nacho Libre 00:06 Have you ever had feelings for a nun Listen I don't like the way those guys just looked at you - Nacho Libre 00:12 Listen I don't like the way those guys just looked at... I don't believe in God I believe in science - Nacho Libre 00:05 I don't believe in God I believe in science I think that me and my friend are ready to go pro - Nacho Libre 00:08 I think that me and my friend are ready to go pro But my life is good - Nacho Libre 00:10 But my life is good Hey let go my blouse - Nacho Libre 00:09 Hey let go my blouse I think your food is good - Nacho Libre 00:07 I think your food is good Yes Yes - Nacho Libre 00:04 Yes Yes But these are my recreation clothes - Nacho Libre 00:17 But these are my recreation clothes Hey let go my blouse - Nacho Libre 00:09 Hey let go my blouse They are ready for you now - Nacho Libre 00:05 They are ready for you now How did you get up here so fast - Nacho Libre 00:09 How did you get up here so fast Where is he - Nacho Libre 00:06 Where is he Nacho! Nacho! - Nacho Libre Nacho! Nacho! I'm not listening to you - Nacho Libre I'm not listening to you And a collection of Russian nesting dolls. - Nacho Libre 00:09 And a collection of Russian nesting dolls. And they don't think I know a buttload of crap about the Gospel but I do - Nacho Libre 00:07 And they don't think I know a buttload of crap about... And then I disappear! - Nacho Libre 00:08 And then I disappear! Be patient, Brother. - Nacho Libre 00:06 Be patient, Brother. But beneath the clothes we find a man - Nacho Libre 00:17 But beneath the clothes we find a man But I have given up wrestling - Nacho Libre 01:04 But I have given up wrestling But my life is good - Nacho Libre 00:06 But my life is good But these are my recreation clothes - Nacho Libre 00:14 But these are my recreation clothes Can I come in - Nacho Libre 00:10 Can I come in Chancho. - Nacho Libre 00:18 Chancho. Chancho! - Nacho Libre 00:19 Chancho! Chancho - Nacho Libre 03:12 Chancho Chancho - Nacho Libre 00:15 Chancho Children, today I want to tell you a story about Isabel. - Nacho Libre 00:07 Children, today I want to tell you a story about Isabel. Come on, Esqueleto! - Nacho Libre 00:08 Come on, Esqueleto! Dear Lord, please bless Nacho with nutrients and strength. - Nacho Libre 00:13 Dear Lord, please bless Nacho with nutrients and strength. Do you remember that one time - Nacho Libre 00:15 Do you remember that one time Do you remember that one time - Nacho Libre 00:15 Do you remember that one time Don't you want a little taste of the glory - Nacho Libre 00:06 Don't you want a little taste of the glory Eagle powers, come to me! - Nacho Libre 00:06 Eagle powers, come to me! For you. - Nacho Libre 00:14 For you. Go. - Nacho Libre 00:07 Go. Have you ever had feelings for a nun? - Nacho Libre 00:27 Have you ever had feelings for a nun? Have you ever had feelings for a nun - Nacho Libre 00:04 Have you ever had feelings for a nun Hey Can't you see this woman's a nun - Nacho Libre 00:05 Hey Can't you see this woman's a nun Hey! Hey! - Nacho Libre 00:06 Hey! Hey! Hey, let go my blouse. - Nacho Libre 00:07 Hey, let go my blouse. Hey let go my blouse - Nacho Libre 00:04 Hey let go my blouse Hey let go my blouse - Nacho Libre 00:04 Hey let go my blouse Hey! Listen to me! Hey! - Nacho Libre 00:06 Hey! Listen to me! Hey! Hey! We did it! - Nacho Libre 00:07 Hey! We did it! Hey. What about me? - Nacho Libre 00:13 Hey. What about me? Hey What about me - Nacho Libre 00:09 Hey What about me High five. - Nacho Libre 00:06 High five.
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Cast

Nacho - Jack Black
Sister Encarnación - Ana de la Reguera
Esqueleto - Héctor Jiménez
Chancho - Darius Rose
Juan Pablo - Moises Arias
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