"Naked" quotes

Naked poster
An unemployed Mancunian vents his rage on unsuspecting strangers as he embarks on a nocturnal London odyssey.

Director: Mike Leigh
Writer: Mike Leigh
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1993
MetaScore: 85/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $1,769,305
Released: 04 Feb 1994
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award8 wins & 7 nominations total

98 Clips

Do you think women like being raped You talk a lot don't you - Naked 00:11
Do you think women like being raped You talk a lot don't you
I see your boomerang came back then love It's not my fuckin' boomerang - Naked 00:05
I see your boomerang came back then love It's not my fuckin'...
Have you ever thought of committing suicide No - Naked 00:18
Have you ever thought of committing suicide No
Have I - Naked 00:13
Have I
Oh do you not want me to slice your prick off and shove it up your ass - Naked 00:06
Oh do you not want me to slice your prick off and shove it...
Was your tattoo painful - Naked 00:07
Was your tattoo painful
Yes it is a boring job Bloody boring actually All right all right - Naked 00:39
Yes it is a boring job Bloody boring actually All right all...
Why are you here in London old Bodhi Dharma - Naked 00:35
Why are you here in London old Bodhi Dharma
So is this Thanks for the mammaries - Naked 00:13
So is this Thanks for the mammaries
You're very beautiful aren't you - Naked 00:11
You're very beautiful aren't you
It's funny being inside innit - Naked 00:15
It's funny being inside innit
You've got wonderful breasts Don't you mean tits - Naked 00:34
You've got wonderful breasts Don't you mean tits
What's all this about Oh yeah - Naked 00:08
What's all this about Oh yeah
Would you like a mint - Naked 00:09
Would you like a mint
Think you can recapture your youth by fuckin' it - Naked 00:14
Think you can recapture your youth by fuckin' it
Jane Austen by Emma - Naked 00:09
Jane Austen by Emma
Apparently you shouldn't stick anything up your cunt that you can't put in your mouth - Naked 00:06
Apparently you shouldn't stick anything up your cunt that...
I know it's a bit cheeky but uh I'm a cheeky young monkey - Naked 00:13
I know it's a bit cheeky but uh I'm a cheeky young monkey
Well Brian congratulations - Naked 00:17
Well Brian congratulations
They'd have won the fucking race They'll be there Are you with me - Naked 00:37
They'd have won the fucking race They'll be there Are you...
Hope I haven't given you AIDS Sophie - Naked 00:22
Hope I haven't given you AIDS Sophie
Are you from Scotland Uh - Naked 00:22
Are you from Scotland Uh
Are you from Scotland Uh - Naked 00:20
Are you from Scotland Uh
Fuckin' hell Why hast thou forsaken me - Naked 00:11
Fuckin' hell Why hast thou forsaken me
So what happened Were you bored in Manchester - Naked 00:15
So what happened Were you bored in Manchester
You see the thing is Brian - Naked 00:33
You see the thing is Brian
And you know at birth when you cut the umbilical cord - Naked 00:15
And you know at birth when you cut the umbilical cord
Be good If you can't be good be careful - Naked 00:14
Be good If you can't be good be careful
What is your problem Nothing What's your problem - Naked 00:38
What is your problem Nothing What's your problem
Have you ever seen a dead body - Naked 00:08
Have you ever seen a dead body
What is it that goes on in this particular postmodernist gas chamber - Naked 00:31
What is it that goes on in this particular postmodernist gas...
You know what frightens me about the human body - Naked 00:34
You know what frightens me about the human body
Well I don't know if I want to get married - Naked 00:17
Well I don't know if I want to get married
You can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs - Naked 00:14
You can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs
I don't know what they want from you half the time - Naked 00:26
I don't know what they want from you half the time
When it comes the Apocalypse itself - Naked 00:38
When it comes the Apocalypse itself
Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker - Naked 00:11
Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the...
Are you with me - Naked 00:12
Are you with me
What if God just put us here for his own entertainment - Naked 00:11
What if God just put us here for his own entertainment
What's going on What are you doing here - Naked 00:16
What's going on What are you doing here
Well basically there was this little dot right and the dot went bang - Naked 00:30
Well basically there was this little dot right and the dot...
Why not You know why not - Naked 00:40
Why not You know why not
Have you ever thought right I mean you don't know - Naked 00:24
Have you ever thought right I mean you don't know
All right listen Does anybody mind if I scream here - Naked 00:17
All right listen Does anybody mind if I scream here
Oh Waste not want not - Naked 00:15
Oh Waste not want not
I used to be a werewolf but I'm all right now - Naked 00:08
I used to be a werewolf but I'm all right now
What are you doing here You look like shit - Naked 00:08
What are you doing here You look like shit
That no matter how many books you read - Naked 00:18
That no matter how many books you read
I've got an infinite number of fucking places to go The problem is where you stay - Naked 00:05
I've got an infinite number of fucking places to go The...
So what happened Were you bored in Manchester - Naked 00:33
So what happened Were you bored in Manchester
I don't have a future - Naked 07:59
I don't have a future
But you don't know - Naked 01:06
But you don't know
What are you doing here - Naked 00:30
What are you doing here
I've got an infinite number of places to go - Naked 00:22
I've got an infinite number of places to go
It's all goin' very well - Naked 04:55
It's all goin' very well
It is a boring job - Naked 01:41
It is a boring job
I'm going to commit suicide - Naked 00:27
I'm going to commit suicide
If you can't be good - Naked 00:11
If you can't be good
I used to be a werewolf - Naked 00:19
I used to be a werewolf
I see your boomerang came back - Naked 00:19
I see your boomerang came back
I know it's a bit cheeky but - Naked 00:18
I know it's a bit cheeky but
I don't need this - Naked 00:40
I don't need this
I don't know what they want from you half the time - Naked 00:59
I don't know what they want from you half the time
I don't know if I want to get married - Naked 00:43
I don't know if I want to get married
You've got wonderful breasts - Naked 01:15
You've got wonderful breasts
You're very beautiful - Naked 00:16
You're very beautiful
You're guarding space - Naked 00:48
You're guarding space
You think you can recapture your youth by fucking it - Naked 00:29
You think you can recapture your youth by fucking it
You shouldn't stick anything up your cunt that you can't put in your mouth - Naked 00:22
You shouldn't stick anything up your cunt that you can't put...
Know what I mean - Naked 01:03
Know what I mean
Hope I haven't given you AIDS - Naked 00:57
Hope I haven't given you AIDS
Have you ever thought - Naked 01:03
Have you ever thought
Have you ever seen a dead body - Naked 00:13
Have you ever seen a dead body
Has nobody not told you - Naked 07:54
Has nobody not told you
Does anybody mind if I scream here - Naked 00:29
Does anybody mind if I scream here
Do you think women enjoy being raped - Naked 00:14
Do you think women enjoy being raped
'Cos when ya are inside - Naked 00:48
'Cos when ya are inside
Congratulations - Naked 00:28
Congratulations
Are ya with me - Naked 00:10
Are ya with me
And other clich s - Naked 00:29
And other clich s
You from Scotland - Naked 00:38
You from Scotland
You can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs - Naked 00:29
You can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs
Would you like a mint - Naked 00:21
Would you like a mint
Why  hast  thou forsaken me - Naked 00:13
Why hast thou forsaken me
Why are you here in London - Naked 00:44
Why are you here in London
What's  your  problem - Naked 02:11
What's your problem
What's all this about - Naked 00:11
What's all this about
What if God just put us here for his own entertainment - Naked 00:32
What if God just put us here for his own entertainment
Were only in the first few moments of the first of January - Naked 02:51
Were only in the first few moments of the first of January
Was your tattoo painful - Naked 00:12
Was your tattoo painful
There was this little dot - Naked 01:14
There was this little dot
Then you can say - Naked 01:00
Then you can say
Thanks for the mammaries - Naked 00:12
Thanks for the mammaries
So what happened - Naked 02:10
So what happened
Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker - Naked 00:23
Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the...
People talk to you - Naked 00:25
People talk to you
No matter how many books you read - Naked 00:31
No matter how many books you read
Jane Austen  by Emma - Naked 00:18
Jane Austen by Emma

Cast

Johnny - David Thewlis
Louise - Lesley Sharp
Brian - Peter Wight
Archie - Ewen Bremner
Maggie - Susan Vidler
Woman in Window - Deborah MacLaren
Cafe Girl - Gina McKee
Poster Man - Darren Tunstall
Chauffeur - Robert Putt
Victim - Lynda Rooke
Car Owner - Angela Curran
Mr Halpern - Peter Whitman
Woman in Street - Jo Abercrombie
Girl in Porsche - Elaine Britten
Tea Bar Owner - David Foxxe
Men at Tea Bar - Mike Avenall
Men at Tea Bar - Toby Jones
Bag Lady - Sandra Voe