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An unemployed Mancunian vents his rage on unsuspecting strangers as he embarks on a nocturnal London odyssey.

Director: Mike Leigh
Writer: Mike Leigh
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1993
MetaScore: 85/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $1,769,305
Released: 04 Feb 1994
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award8 wins & 7 nominations total
Oh do you not want me to slice your prick off and shove it up your ass - Naked 00:06 Oh do you not want me to slice your prick off and shove it... What's going on What are you doing here - Naked 00:16 What's going on What are you doing here Oh Waste not want not - Naked 00:15 Oh Waste not want not Do you think women like being raped You talk a lot don't you - Naked 00:11 Do you think women like being raped You talk a lot... I see your boomerang came back then love It's not my fuckin' boomerang - Naked 00:05 I see your boomerang came back then love It's not my... Have you ever thought of committing suicide No - Naked 00:18 Have you ever thought of committing suicide No Have I - Naked 00:13 Have I Was your tattoo painful - Naked 00:07 Was your tattoo painful Yes it is a boring job Bloody boring actually All right all right - Naked 00:39 Yes it is a boring job Bloody boring actually All right all... Why are you here in London old Bodhi Dharma - Naked 00:35 Why are you here in London old Bodhi Dharma So is this Thanks for the mammaries - Naked 00:13 So is this Thanks for the mammaries You're very beautiful aren't you - Naked 00:11 You're very beautiful aren't you It's funny being inside innit - Naked 00:15 It's funny being inside innit You've got wonderful breasts Don't you mean tits - Naked 00:34 You've got wonderful breasts Don't you mean tits What's all this about Oh yeah - Naked 00:08 What's all this about Oh yeah Would you like a mint - Naked 00:09 Would you like a mint Think you can recapture your youth by fuckin' it - Naked 00:14 Think you can recapture your youth by fuckin' it Jane Austen by Emma - Naked 00:09 Jane Austen by Emma Apparently you shouldn't stick anything up your cunt that you can't put in your mouth - Naked 00:06 Apparently you shouldn't stick anything up your cunt... I know it's a bit cheeky but uh I'm a cheeky young monkey - Naked 00:13 I know it's a bit cheeky but uh I'm a cheeky young... Well Brian congratulations - Naked 00:17 Well Brian congratulations They'd have won the fucking race They'll be there Are you with me - Naked 00:37 They'd have won the fucking race They'll be there... Hope I haven't given you AIDS Sophie - Naked 00:22 Hope I haven't given you AIDS Sophie Are you from Scotland Uh - Naked 00:22 Are you from Scotland Uh Fuckin' hell Why hast thou forsaken me - Naked 00:11 Fuckin' hell Why hast thou forsaken me So what happened Were you bored in Manchester - Naked 00:15 So what happened Were you bored in Manchester You see the thing is Brian - Naked 00:33 You see the thing is Brian And you know at birth when you cut the umbilical cord - Naked 00:15 And you know at birth when you cut the umbilical cord Be good If you can't be good be careful - Naked 00:14 Be good If you can't be good be careful What is your problem Nothing What's your problem - Naked 00:38 What is your problem Nothing What's your problem Have you ever seen a dead body - Naked 00:08 Have you ever seen a dead body What is it that goes on in this particular postmodernist gas chamber - Naked 00:31 What is it that goes on in this particular postmodernist gas... You know what frightens me about the human body - Naked 00:34 You know what frightens me about the human body Well I don't know if I want to get married - Naked 00:17 Well I don't know if I want to get married You can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs - Naked 00:14 You can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs I don't know what they want from you half the time - Naked 00:26 I don't know what they want from you half the time When it comes the Apocalypse itself - Naked 00:38 When it comes the Apocalypse itself Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker - Naked 00:11 Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the... Are you with me - Naked 00:12 Are you with me What if God just put us here for his own entertainment - Naked 00:11 What if God just put us here for his own entertainment Well basically there was this little dot right and the dot went bang - Naked 00:30 Well basically there was this little dot right and the dot... Why not You know why not - Naked 00:40 Why not You know why not Have you ever thought right I mean you don't know - Naked 00:24 Have you ever thought right I mean you don't know All right listen Does anybody mind if I scream here - Naked 00:17 All right listen Does anybody mind if I scream here I used to be a werewolf but I'm all right now - Naked 00:08 I used to be a werewolf but I'm all right now What are you doing here You look like shit - Naked 00:08 What are you doing here You look like shit That no matter how many books you read - Naked 00:18 That no matter how many books you read I've got an infinite number of fucking places to go The problem is where you stay - Naked 00:05 I've got an infinite number of fucking places to go The... So what happened Were you bored in Manchester - Naked 00:33 So what happened Were you bored in Manchester And other clich s - Naked 00:29 And other clich s

Cast

Johnny - David Thewlis
Louise - Lesley Sharp