Has nobody not told you, Brian, that you've got this kind of gleeful preoccupation with...
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Johnny:
Has nobody not told you, Brian, that you've got this kind of gleeful preoccupation with the future? I wouldn't even mind, but you don't even have a fuckin' future, I don't have a future. Nobody has a future. The party's over. Take a look around you man, it's all breaking up. Are you not familiar with the book of Revelations of St. John, the final book of the Bible prophesying the apocalypse?... He forced everyone to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead so that no one shall be able to buy or sell unless he has the mark, which is the name of the beast, or the number of his name, and the number of the beast is 6-6-6... What can such a specific prophecy mean? What is the mark? Well the mark, Brian, is the barcode, the ubiquitous barcode that you'll find on every bog roll and packet of johnnies and every poxy pork pie, and every fuckin' barcode is divided into two parts by three markers, and those three markers are always represented by the number 6. 6-6-6! Now what does it say? No one shall be able to buy or sell without that mark. And now what they're planning to do in order to eradicate all credit card fraud and in order to precipitate a totally cashless society, what they're planning to do, what they've already tested on the American troops, they're going to subcutaneously laser tattoo that mark onto your right hand, or onto your forehead. They're going to replace plastic with flesh. Fact! In the same book of Revelations when the seven seals are broken open on the day of judgment and the seven angels blow the trumpets, when the third angel blows her bugle, wormwood will fall from the sky, wormwood will poison a third part of all the waters and a third part of all the land and many many many people will die! Now do you know what the Russian translation for wormwood is?... Chernobyl! Fact. On August the 18th, 1999, the planets of our solar system are gonna line up into the shape of a cross... They're gonna line up in the signs of Aquarius, Leo, Taurus, and Scorpio, which just happen to correspond to the four beasts of the apocalypse, as mentioned in the book of Daniel, another fuckin' fact! Do you want me to go on? The end of the world is nigh, Brian, the game is up!
Brian:
I don't believe that. Life can't just come to a stop.
Johnny:
All right, I'm not saying that life will end or the world will end, or the universe will cease to exist. But man will cease to exist! Just like the dinosaurs passed into extinction, the same thing will happen to us! We're not fuckin' important! We're just a crap idea!
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Why not You know why not
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Do I
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I thought you said you never wanted to see me again
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I don't ever want to see you again So will you fuck off back upstairs
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Why are you such a bastard Johnny Monkey see monkey do
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What does that mean
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Oh this fucking cough A butterfly must have flapped its wings
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So have you got to get up for work now yeah
Clip duration: 40 seconds
Views: 248
Timestamp in movie: 00h 24m 02s
Uploaded: 15 March, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: An unemployed Mancunian vents his rage on unsuspecting strangers as he embarks on a nocturnal London odyssey.
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00:30 Well basically there was this little dot right and the dot...
00:16 What's going on What are you doing here
00:11 What if God just put us here for his own entertainment
00:12 Are you with me
00:11 Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the...
00:38 When it comes the Apocalypse itself
00:26 I don't know what they want from you half the time
00:14 You can't make an omelet without cracking a few eggs
00:17 Well I don't know if I want to get married
00:34 You know what frightens me about the human body
00:31 What is it that goes on in this particular postmodernist gas...
00:08 Have you ever seen a dead body
00:38 What is your problem Nothing What's your problem
00:14 Be good If you can't be good be careful
00:15 And you know at birth when you cut the umbilical cord
00:33 You see the thing is Brian
00:15 So what happened Were you bored in Manchester
00:11 Fuckin' hell Why hast thou forsaken me
00:22 Are you from Scotland Uh
00:22 Hope I haven't given you AIDS Sophie