Jeremy:

You've got wonderful breasts. Masseuse:
Don't you mean "tits"? Jeremy:
Are they both the same size, or is one bigger than the other? Masseuse:
I don't know. D'you want to weigh them? Jeremy:
[waitress pops champagne cork]
Is that a proposition? Masseuse:
No, it's a threat... Are you rich? Jeremy:
[messily eating fried chicken]
Life is for enjoying. Masseuse:
What about family? Have you got any brothers or sisters? Jeremy:
I try not to remember. Masseuse:
You're sexually frustrated, aren't you? Jeremy:
[chortles and snickers] Masseuse:
What's funny? Jeremy:
Are you a feminist? Masseuse:
No. Jeremy:
Do you like fucking? Masseuse:
Do you like wanking? Jeremy:
Not on my own, no. Jeremy:
[licks his fingers]