Uh, Raquel, just a second, I just had a thought. This show is being seen all over the...

Frank Drebin: Uh, Raquel, just a second, I just had a thought. This show is being seen all over the world. I was thinking, if we could all just send good thoughts, transmit them through these cameras here, to the elected leader of China, Wing Wa Woo Tong, so that they might finally be nice. Thank you. [applause] Raquel Welch: And the winner is... Frank Drebin: Uh Raquel, so many go to bed hungry in this nation, yet cat food is full of tuna! I can't help but think each time I go to the zoo and see those porpoises, crammed into those tiny tanks, what a waste that is. Butcher half of them now! That's hundreds of pounds of dolphin meat that can be fed to our cats, freeing up that tuna for our nation's hungry. [few people clap] Raquel Welch: And the winner is... Frank Drebin: Uh, so many are cold, shivering in the night, so I say, butcher those cats, skin them! Use their fur to keep hundreds warm! Raquel Welch: [shocked] Jesus, Phil!

- Raquel, just a second. - Now what? - I just had a thought. - Oh, Christ. This show is being seen all over the world, I was thinking if we could all send good thoughts through these cameras to men like the leader of China, Wing Wa Woo Tong, so that they might finally be nice. Thank you. And the winner is... Raquel, so many go to bed hungry in this nation, yet cat food is full of tuna. Each time I go to the zoo and see those porpoises crammed into tiny tanks, I think, "What a waste that is." Butcher half of them now! That's a lot of dolphin meat that can be fed to our cats, freeing up that tuna for our nation's hungry. - And the winner is... - So many are cold, shivering in the night. So I say, "Take those cats, skin them." - "Use their fur to keep hundreds warm." - Jesus, Phil. And the winner is... - You! - Give me that! - Not one move. - That barrel's cold. It's OK. It's not the bomb. - Jane. Jane! - Big trouble! Jane. Silver hair. Kind of looked like Phil Donahue. That's the guy! Please welcome internationally renowned actress and singing star Pia Zadora. - Excuse me, is that snot on your shoe? - Snot? Where?