Well, it's not exactly the backyard, but it'll do
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Dr. Kohlzak:
[at a Sperm Bank and Fertility Clinic, unbeknownst to Frank, who's faking an old football injury]
When did you first notice the problem? Frank Drebin:
In the backyard, with my uncle. Dr. Kohlzak:
In the backyard... with your uncle? Frank Drebin:
Yes, when he comes over we like to go out in the backyard and throw it around for a while. Dr. Kohlzak:
And what did you and your uncle find out? Frank Drebin:
Oh, I can't keep up with him, mine hurt especially on the long ones. I can't seem to straighten it out, it has no feeling, it's... it's kind of numb. I may have yanked it too much, maybe. Dr. Kohlzak:
[hands him a cup and opens a door to another room]
If you would. Frank Drebin:
For what? Dr. Kohlzak:
A sperm count. Frank Drebin:
In here? Dr. Kohlzak:
Well, it's not exactly the backyard, but it'll do
[at a Sperm Bank and Fertility Clinic, unbeknownst to Frank, who's faking an old football injury]
When did you first notice the problem? Frank Drebin:
In the backyard, with my uncle. Dr. Kohlzak:
In the backyard... with your uncle? Frank Drebin:
Yes, when he comes over we like to go out in the backyard and throw it around for a while. Dr. Kohlzak:
And what did you and your uncle find out? Frank Drebin:
Oh, I can't keep up with him, mine hurt especially on the long ones. I can't seem to straighten it out, it has no feeling, it's... it's kind of numb. I may have yanked it too much, maybe. Dr. Kohlzak:
[hands him a cup and opens a door to another room]
If you would. Frank Drebin:
For what? Dr. Kohlzak:
A sperm count. Frank Drebin:
In here? Dr. Kohlzak:
Well, it's not exactly the backyard, but it'll do
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When did you first notice the problem In the back yard with my uncle
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In the back yard With your uncle Yes when he visits
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we like to go out in the back yard and throw it around
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What did you and your uncle find out
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I can't keep up with him Mine hurt especially on the long ones
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I can't seem to straighten it out It has no feeling It's kind of numb
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I may have yanked it too much maybe
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If you would For what
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A sperm count In here
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It's not exactly the back yard but it will do
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Movie Summary
Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) comes out of retirement to help Police Squad infiltrate a gang of terrorists planning to detonate a bomb at the Academy Awards.
Actors
Dr. Kohlzak
Lt. Frank Drebin
