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"Nanny McPhee" quotes

Nanny McPhee poster
A governess uses magic to rein in the behavior of seven ne'er-do-well children in her charge.

Director: Kirk Jones
Writer: Emma Thompson, Christianna Brand
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family, fantasy
Year: 2005
MetaScore: 59/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $47,144,110
Released: 27 Jan 2006
Awards: 3 wins & 4 nominations

85 video clips

LilyEvangelineMr. BrownNanny McpheeMrs BlatherwickNanny WhetstoneMrs. BlatherwickToraChristiannaSebastianBaby AgathaMrs. QuicklyGreat Aunt AdelaideThe Voice Of Mrs PartridgeVicar
There is something you should understand about the way I work - Nanny McPhee 00:34 There is something you should understand about the way I... What are you saying - Nanny McPhee 00:35 What are you saying How's the reading coming along - Nanny McPhee 00:22 How's the reading coming along I did knock - Nanny McPhee 00:05 I did knock I was confident in the knowledge - Nanny McPhee 00:19 I was confident in the knowledge I have it in writing - Nanny McPhee 00:09 I have it in writing Hello Simon - Nanny McPhee 00:47 Hello Simon Sod my manners you old trout - Nanny McPhee 00:08 Sod my manners you old trout You must feel at such a disadvantage Nanny McPhee - Nanny McPhee 01:07 You must feel at such a disadvantage Nanny McPhee I know what he wanted No wonder there's so many of you - Nanny McPhee 00:08 I know what he wanted No wonder there's so many of you Did you just say please - Nanny McPhee 00:07 Did you just say please I did knock - Nanny McPhee 00:09 I did knock It's our mother's rattle Give it back - Nanny McPhee 00:07 It's our mother's rattle Give it back The person you need is Nanny McPhee - Nanny McPhee 00:07 The person you need is Nanny McPhee Milk Certainly not - Nanny McPhee 00:10 Milk Certainly not If there's one thing I won't stand for it's loose vowels - Nanny McPhee 00:08 If there's one thing I won't stand for it's... Beehive - Nanny McPhee 00:06 Beehive Listen they didn't eat the baby It was a chicken actually - Nanny McPhee 00:06 Listen they didn't eat the baby It was a chicken... I shall relieve you of one of your children - Nanny McPhee 00:39 I shall relieve you of one of your children I shall have to marry Quickly - Nanny McPhee 00:07 I shall have to marry Quickly Well I'm the eldest girl I'll go - Nanny McPhee 00:26 Well I'm the eldest girl I'll go There's no time to mince words I can't support my own family - Nanny McPhee 00:27 There's no time to mince words I can't support my... Nanny McPhee Off we go Hewitt - Nanny McPhee 00:42 Nanny McPhee Off we go Hewitt Incest - Nanny McPhee 00:13 Incest The big day I do love my weddings - Nanny McPhee 00:06 The big day I do love my weddings Please Mr Brown go back to your newspaper - Nanny McPhee 00:10 Please Mr Brown go back to your newspaper Hypnosis eh Bang goes that theory - Nanny McPhee 00:07 Hypnosis eh Bang goes that theory The toad in the teapot And the wormy sandwiches - Nanny McPhee 00:09 The toad in the teapot And the wormy sandwiches Simon bowling practice - Nanny McPhee 00:06 Simon bowling practice The nanny who in my opinion is a witch - Nanny McPhee 00:05 The nanny who in my opinion is a witch I did knock - Nanny McPhee 00:05 I did knock You must have looked at her then I did not look - Nanny McPhee 00:06 You must have looked at her then I did not look Mrs Partridge We're closed - Nanny McPhee 00:20 Mrs Partridge We're closed Dearly beloved we are gathered together - Nanny McPhee 00:57 Dearly beloved we are gathered together Not at all - Nanny McPhee 00:08 Not at all Ah. Here we are. - Nanny McPhee 00:06 Ah. Here we are. And what a pretty name it is, too. - Nanny McPhee 00:15 And what a pretty name it is, too. Blimey. - Nanny McPhee 00:06 Blimey. Dearly beloved, we are gathered together - Nanny McPhee 00:13 Dearly beloved, we are gathered together Didn't she have two bumpy things? - Nanny McPhee 00:13 Didn't she have two bumpy things? - Don't touch the cake! - Get the tarts! - Nanny McPhee 00:23 - Don't touch the cake! - Get the tarts! Evangeline, - Nanny McPhee 00:14 Evangeline, Good. I'll just... - Nanny McPhee 00:05 Good. I'll just... - Goodnight, children. - Goodnight, Nanny McPhee. - Nanny McPhee 00:16 - Goodnight, children. - Goodnight, Nanny McPhee. Goodnight, children. - Nanny McPhee 00:18 Goodnight, children. Goodnight, Sebastian. - Nanny McPhee 00:20 Goodnight, Sebastian. Hm. - Nanny McPhee 00:14 Hm. How's the reading coming along? - Nanny McPhee 00:15 How's the reading coming along? I hate my best clothes. They're itchy. - Nanny McPhee 00:27 I hate my best clothes. They're itchy. I was wondering if I might make Master Sebastian a piece of toast. - Nanny McPhee 00:31 I was wondering if I might make Master Sebastian a piece of ... - I'll, er... - Why don't you...? - Nanny McPhee 00:12 - I'll, er... - Why don't you...? It's snowing! - Nanny McPhee 00:10 It's snowing! Make a loud noise and rejoice - Nanny McPhee 00:07 Make a loud noise and rejoice Morning, Mr B! - Nanny McPhee 00:28 Morning, Mr B! - Mrs Partridge? - We're closed. - Nanny McPhee 00:17 - Mrs Partridge? - We're closed. My hat! - Nanny McPhee 00:07 My hat! Nanny McPhee? - Nanny McPhee 00:09 Nanny McPhee? No supper. - Nanny McPhee 00:07 No supper. No, wait. - Nanny McPhee 00:29 No, wait. Of course you can. - Nanny McPhee 00:16 Of course you can. Off you go now, dears. - Nanny McPhee 00:20 Off you go now, dears. Oh, this is the girl for me. - Nanny McPhee 00:19 Oh, this is the girl for me. - Oh, my, what a merry game. - Yoo-hoo! - Nanny McPhee 00:09 - Oh, my, what a merry game. - Yoo-hoo! - Open. - Simon, don't! - Nanny McPhee 00:24 - Open. - Simon, don't! Papa, do you love Evangeline? - Nanny McPhee 00:11 Papa, do you love Evangeline? - Papa? - Yes, Chrissie? - Nanny McPhee 00:10 - Papa? - Yes, Chrissie? Perhaps Simon could talk to him about it. - Nanny McPhee 00:07 Perhaps Simon could talk to him about it. - Quick! He's coming! - Hide! - Nanny McPhee 00:07 - Quick! He's coming! - Hide! Quickly... - Nanny McPhee 00:11 Quickly... Shall I plump the cushion on Mrs Brown's chair? - Nanny McPhee 00:12 Shall I plump the cushion on Mrs Brown's chair? Simon, spit it out! - Nanny McPhee 00:09 Simon, spit it out! So that's it, then. - Nanny McPhee 00:08 So that's it, then. There is something... - Nanny McPhee 00:18 There is something... This is the story of my family, - Nanny McPhee 00:12 This is the story of my family, Time for bed. - Nanny McPhee 00:18 Time for bed. Un moment, I pray you. - Nanny McPhee 00:31 Un moment, I pray you. Very well, madam. - Nanny McPhee 00:16 Very well, madam. We must begin our story, sad to say, with an empty chair. - Nanny McPhee 00:16 We must begin our story, sad to say, with an empty chair. Well, I'm the eldest girl. I'll go. - Nanny McPhee 00:23 Well, I'm the eldest girl. I'll go. What can we do? There has to be another way. - Nanny McPhee 00:19 What can we do? There has to be another way. What? Wha... What? What? - Nanny McPhee 00:26 What? Wha... What? What? Where are you? You mewling half-bakes! - Nanny McPhee 00:09 Where are you? You mewling half-bakes! Yes. - Nanny McPhee 00:12 Yes. You have a visitor, Mr Brown. - Nanny McPhee 00:08 You have a visitor, Mr Brown. You must feel at such a disadvantage, Nanny McPhee. - Nanny McPhee 00:16 You must feel at such a disadvantage, Nanny McPhee.

Cast

Nanny McPhee - Emma Thompson
Mr. Brown - Colin Firth
Evangeline - Kelly Macdonald
Simon - Thomas Brodie-Sangster
Tora - Eliza Bennett
All Cast