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"Napoleon Dynamite" quotes

Napoleon Dynamite poster
A listless and alienated teenager decides to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small western high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home.

Director: Jared Hess
Writer: Jared Hess, Jerusha Hess
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $44,540,956
Released: 27 Aug 2004
Awards: 10 wins & 23 nominations

93 video clips

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What did you do last summer again - Napoleon Dynamite 00:24 What did you do last summer again Come get some DINNER - Napoleon Dynamite 00:18 Come get some DINNER Is that 'cause you think you're fat - Napoleon Dynamite 00:17 Is that 'cause you think you're fat I'm trying to earn money for college - Napoleon Dynamite 00:08 I'm trying to earn money for college What about your girlfriend - Napoleon Dynamite 00:15 What about your girlfriend What are you gonna do today - Napoleon Dynamite 00:13 What are you gonna do today Give me some of your tots - Napoleon Dynamite 00:19 Give me some of your tots What are you drawing - Napoleon Dynamite 00:19 What are you drawing What is there to eat - Napoleon Dynamite 00:13 What is there to eat Do the chickens have large talons - Napoleon Dynamite 00:13 Do the chickens have large talons Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips - Napoleon Dynamite 00:22 Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips Your current event - Napoleon Dynamite 00:48 Your current event Founder of the Rex Kwan Do self defense system - Napoleon Dynamite 00:23 Founder of the Rex Kwan Do self defense system Do you think people will vote for me - Napoleon Dynamite 00:24 Do you think people will vote for me The defect in that one is bleach - Napoleon Dynamite 00:35 The defect in that one is bleach What do you think - Napoleon Dynamite 00:11 What do you think And all your wildest dreams will come true - Napoleon Dynamite 00:12 And all your wildest dreams will come true LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me - Napoleon Dynamite 00:18 LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me Why do you love me - Napoleon Dynamite 00:56 Why do you love me Is Napoleon there - Napoleon Dynamite 00:14 Is Napoleon there Who are you gonna ask - Napoleon Dynamite 00:16 Who are you gonna ask How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains - Napoleon Dynamite 00:18 How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over... I caught you a delicious bass - Napoleon Dynamite 00:09 I caught you a delicious bass What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes - Napoleon Dynamite 00:10 What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes So when's grandma coming back - Napoleon Dynamite 00:17 So when's grandma coming back Why do you got your hood on like that - Napoleon Dynamite 00:34 Why do you got your hood on like that I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me - Napoleon Dynamite 00:18 I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of... Hey give me 50 cents so I can buy a pop - Napoleon Dynamite 00:58 Hey give me 50 cents so I can buy a pop What kind of bike do you have - Napoleon Dynamite 00:30 What kind of bike do you have Look Pedro I don't know how they do things down in Juarez - Napoleon Dynamite 00:22 Look Pedro I don't know how they do things down in... Your sandy hair - Napoleon Dynamite 00:17 Your sandy hair Come get some ham - Napoleon Dynamite 00:07 Come get some ham So you guys are like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups - Napoleon Dynamite 00:07 So you guys are like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet... This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff - Napoleon Dynamite 00:10 This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm... What are you doing here - Napoleon Dynamite 00:13 What are you doing here I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace - Napoleon Dynamite 00:30 I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace Napoleon you know we can't afford the fun pack - Napoleon Dynamite 00:13 Napoleon you know we can't afford the fun pack That's what I do - Napoleon Dynamite 00:10 That's what I do Welcome to D Qwon's Dance Grooves Are you ready to get your groove on - Napoleon Dynamite 00:13 Welcome to D Qwon's Dance Grooves Are you ready to get... Yeah billowy's good - Napoleon Dynamite 00:16 Yeah billowy's good Rex Kwon Do we use the buddy system - Napoleon Dynamite 00:42 Rex Kwon Do we use the buddy system It's pretty cool - Napoleon Dynamite 00:33 It's pretty cool They're pretty good except for one little problem - Napoleon Dynamite 00:15 They're pretty good except for one little problem Sorry I'm late - Napoleon Dynamite 00:14 Sorry I'm late I wish you wouldn't look at me like that Napoleon - Napoleon Dynamite 00:28 I wish you wouldn't look at me like that Napoleon Over there in that pigpen - Napoleon Dynamite 00:07 Over there in that pigpen Back in '82 I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile - Napoleon Dynamite 00:11 Back in '82 I used to be able to throw a pigskin a... What do you need - Napoleon Dynamite 01:14 What do you need I'm just really tryin'to raise a few bucks right now so I can bring her around for a few days - Napoleon Dynamite 00:25 I'm just really tryin'to raise a few bucks right... Bow to your sensei Bow to your sensei - Napoleon Dynamite 00:05 Bow to your sensei Bow to your sensei Um hello - Napoleon Dynamite 01:01 Um hello It's a time machine Napoleon He bought it online - Napoleon Dynamite 00:14 It's a time machine Napoleon He bought it online We're just friends - Napoleon Dynamite 00:27 We're just friends We also need some way to make us look official like we got all the answers - Napoleon Dynamite 00:20 We also need some way to make us look official like we got... Ow What the crap was Uncle Rico doin' at my girlfriend's house - Napoleon Dynamite 00:32 Ow What the crap was Uncle Rico doin' at my... Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home - Napoleon Dynamite 00:28 Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home What do you mean - Napoleon Dynamite 00:51 What do you mean Kip hasn't done flipping anything today - Napoleon Dynamite 00:07 Kip hasn't done flipping anything today Deb just called me She pretty much hates me by now - Napoleon Dynamite 00:14 Deb just called me She pretty much hates me by now Are you guys having a killer time - Napoleon Dynamite 00:12 Are you guys having a killer time So how long are we talkin'about workin' - Napoleon Dynamite 00:43 So how long are we talkin'about workin' Now if you invest in the 24 piece set - Napoleon Dynamite 00:25 Now if you invest in the 24 piece set So me and you are pretty much friends by now right - Napoleon Dynamite 00:16 So me and you are pretty much friends by now right Well I have all your equipment in my locker - Napoleon Dynamite 00:11 Well I have all your equipment in my locker You draw her a picture Heck yes I did - Napoleon Dynamite 00:06 You draw her a picture Heck yes I did That one's good Looks like a medieval warrior - Napoleon Dynamite 00:07 That one's good Looks like a medieval warrior And I could wrap you in some foam or something billowy - Napoleon Dynamite 00:12 And I could wrap you in some foam or something billowy Hey is that a new kid or something - Napoleon Dynamite 00:06 Hey is that a new kid or something If I win you can be my secretary or something - Napoleon Dynamite 00:16 If I win you can be my secretary or something Turn your head on more of a slant - Napoleon Dynamite 01:05 Turn your head on more of a slant See for yourself - Napoleon Dynamite 00:33 See for yourself Who are you - Napoleon Dynamite 00:30 Who are you Lance you look like a strong young pup - Napoleon Dynamite 00:24 Lance you look like a strong young pup Dang it - Napoleon Dynamite 00:09 Dang it Pedro how do you feel about that one - Napoleon Dynamite 00:15 Pedro how do you feel about that one Can you still run for president - Napoleon Dynamite 00:27 Can you still run for president Who was that Trisha - Napoleon Dynamite 00:17 Who was that Trisha So are you ready Yeah Hold on - Napoleon Dynamite 00:10 So are you ready Yeah Hold on Well what are you going to wear to the dance - Napoleon Dynamite 00:13 Well what are you going to wear to the dance How long did it take you to grow that mustache - Napoleon Dynamite 00:07 How long did it take you to grow that mustache Is Trisha here Oh I'm sorry she's not - Napoleon Dynamite 00:57 Is Trisha here Oh I'm sorry she's not Where have you been I got sick - Napoleon Dynamite 00:29 Where have you been I got sick This is pretty much the worst video ever made - Napoleon Dynamite 00:10 This is pretty much the worst video ever made You wanna play me - Napoleon Dynamite 00:04 You wanna play me Well I never thought I would make it here today - Napoleon Dynamite 00:34 Well I never thought I would make it here today Bueno Hello - Napoleon Dynamite 00:15 Bueno Hello Why don't you sell some to that girlfriend of yours - Napoleon Dynamite 00:11 Why don't you sell some to that girlfriend of yours Vote for Summer Yeah right - Napoleon Dynamite 00:18 Vote for Summer Yeah right Not me See with me it will be summer all year long - Napoleon Dynamite 00:11 Not me See with me it will be summer all year long
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Cast

Napoleon Dynamite - Jon Heder
Uncle Rico - Jon Gries
Kip - Aaron Ruell
Pedro - Efren Ramirez
Rex - Diedrich Bader
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