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Napoleon Dynamite

Sweet! Plus I could be your bodyguard, too. Or like, Secret Service Captain, or......

Pedro:

If I win, you can be my secretary or something. Napoleon Dynamite:
Sweet! Plus I could be your bodyguard, too. Or like, Secret Service Captain, or... whatever... [trails off]

Full Transcript

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If I win you can be my secretary or something
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Sweet Plus I could be your bodyguard too
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Or like Secret Service captain or whatever
Duration
16 seconds
Views
666
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:50
Uploaded
Nov 27, 2022
Genres
comedy
Production
Access Films,Napoleon Pictures Limited,Cinetic Media,Paramount Pictures,Fox Searchlight Pictures,MTV Films

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Movie Summary

A listless and alienated teenager decides to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small western high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home.

Actors

Efren Ramirez
Pedro
Efren Ramirez
Jon Heder
Napoleon Dynamite
Jon Heder
It's a time machine Napoleon He bought it online - Napoleon Dynamite 00:14
It's a time machine Napoleon He bought it online
So are you ready Yeah Hold on - Napoleon Dynamite 00:10
So are you ready Yeah Hold on
Napoleon you know we can't afford the fun pack - Napoleon Dynamite 00:13
Napoleon you know we can't afford the fun pack
The defect in that one is bleach - Napoleon Dynamite 00:35
The defect in that one is bleach
They're pretty good except for one little problem - Napoleon Dynamite 00:15
They're pretty good except for one little problem
Vote for Summer Yeah right - Napoleon Dynamite 00:18
Vote for Summer Yeah right
Why don't you sell some to that girlfriend of yours - Napoleon Dynamite 00:11
Why don't you sell some to that girlfriend of yours
Why do you got your hood on like that - Napoleon Dynamite 00:34
Why do you got your hood on like that
That one's good Looks like a medieval warrior - Napoleon Dynamite 00:07
That one's good Looks like a medieval warrior
Hey give me 50 cents so I can buy a pop - Napoleon Dynamite 00:58
Hey give me 50 cents so I can buy a pop
Look Pedro I don't know how they do things down in Juarez - Napoleon Dynamite 00:22
Look Pedro I don't know how they do things down in...
Welcome to D Qwon's Dance Grooves Are you ready to get your groove on - Napoleon Dynamite 00:13
Welcome to D Qwon's Dance Grooves Are you ready to get...
Can you still run for president - Napoleon Dynamite 00:27
Can you still run for president
Who are you - Napoleon Dynamite 00:30
Who are you
LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me - Napoleon Dynamite 00:18
LaFawnduh is the best thing that has ever happened to me
And I could wrap you in some foam or something billowy - Napoleon Dynamite 00:12
And I could wrap you in some foam or something billowy
Yeah billowy's good - Napoleon Dynamite 00:16
Yeah billowy's good
And I'm calling to let you know I think you're a shallow friend - Napoleon Dynamite 00:26
And I'm calling to let you know I think you're a...
Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home - Napoleon Dynamite 00:28
Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home
What are you gonna do today - Napoleon Dynamite 00:13
What are you gonna do today