Uh! Idiot!
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Napoleon Dynamite:
Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec? Secretary No. 1:
Is there anything wrong? Napoleon Dynamite:
I don't feel very good. [takes telephone and dials number] Kip:
[making nachos on the other side of the line]
Hi. Napoleon Dynamite:
Is grandma there? Kip:
No, she's getting her hair done. Napoleon Dynamite:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Kip:
What do you need? Napoleon Dynamite:
Can you just go get her for me? Kip:
I'm really busy right now. Napoleon Dynamite:
Just tell her to come get me. Kip:
Why? Napoleon Dynamite:
Cause I don't feel good! Kip:
Well, have you talked to the school nurse? Napoleon Dynamite:
No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me? Kip:
No. Napoleon Dynamite:
Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick? Kip:
No, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite:
But my lips hurt real bad! Kip:
Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. Napoleon Dynamite:
I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko! Kip:
See ya. [Kip hangs up] Napoleon Dynamite:
Uh! Idiot!
Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec? Secretary No. 1:
Is there anything wrong? Napoleon Dynamite:
I don't feel very good. [takes telephone and dials number] Kip:
[making nachos on the other side of the line]
Hi. Napoleon Dynamite:
Is grandma there? Kip:
No, she's getting her hair done. Napoleon Dynamite:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Kip:
What do you need? Napoleon Dynamite:
Can you just go get her for me? Kip:
I'm really busy right now. Napoleon Dynamite:
Just tell her to come get me. Kip:
Why? Napoleon Dynamite:
Cause I don't feel good! Kip:
Well, have you talked to the school nurse? Napoleon Dynamite:
No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me? Kip:
No. Napoleon Dynamite:
Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick? Kip:
No, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite:
But my lips hurt real bad! Kip:
Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. Napoleon Dynamite:
I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko! Kip:
See ya. [Kip hangs up] Napoleon Dynamite:
Uh! Idiot!
Full Transcript
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Hey could I use your guys's phone for a sec
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Is there anything wrong I don't feel very good
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Hi Is Grandma there
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No she's getting her hair done
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What do you need Can you just go get her for me
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I'm really busy right now Well just tell her to come get me
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Why 'Cause I don't feel good
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Well have you talked to the school nurse No she doesn't know anything
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Will you just come get me No
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Well will you do me a favor then
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What Can you bring me my ChapStick
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No Napoleon But my lips hurt real bad
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Just borrow some from the school nurse I know she has like five sticks in her drawer
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I'm not gonna use hers you sicko
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Movie Summary
A listless and alienated teenager decides to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small western high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home.
Actors
Napoleon Dynamite
Kip
