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Nate Bargatze: Hello World

"All right, so if I don't have that, should I just holda machete under her throat?" "Like...

"All right, so if I don't have that, should I just hold
a machete under her throat?" [laughter] "Like a hostage situation?" I said, "Good night, man." Uh

Full Transcript

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"All right, so if I don't have that,
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should I just hold a machete under her throat?"
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[laughter]
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"Like a hostage situation?"
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I said, "Good night, man." Uh...
Duration
15 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:05
Uploaded
Apr 21, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

"The Nicest Man in Stand-Up" is back with a comedy special filmed at the Celebrity Theater in Phoenix, AZ.
Did you buy two dogs and the first one that peed, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:09
Did you buy two dogs and the first one that peed,
So as-- as a comedian, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
So as-- as a comedian,
When you sleep late into the day, your day-- you open your eyes, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
When you sleep late into the day, your day-- you open your e...
My friends that get up, like, five in the morning, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:20
My friends that get up, like, five in the morning,
So everybody in our family, you know, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:11
So everybody in our family, you know,
And then I'll lay-- I'll sit out there and I watch TV - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
And then I'll lay-- I'll sit out there and I watch...
Sometimes my wife, she'll go to bed, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:15
Sometimes my wife, she'll go to bed,
"It's like you already promised to go to bed, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:10
"It's like you already promised to go to bed,
How do you tell the most important-- - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:12
How do you tell the most important--
There's a-- Look, there's a lot of stuff - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
There's a-- Look, there's a lot of stuff
If I snore, she hits me with a closed fist. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:05
If I snore, she hits me with a closed fist.
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
[laughter]
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:11
[laughter]
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
[laughter]
I guess I'd chew louder than a lot of humans, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
I guess I'd chew louder than a lot of humans,
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
[laughter]
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
[laughter]
Chomping away." - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
Chomping away."
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:09
[laughter]
And she was always like, "Oh, we should do that." - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:17
And she was always like, "Oh, we should do that."