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Nate Bargatze: Hello World

How do you tell the most important-- the person thatyou love more than life itself-- How...

How do you tell the most important-- the person that
you love more than life itself-- How do you say,
"Hey, out of all the people on Earth, you're the only one
I don't want near me right now"?

Full Transcript

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How do you tell the most important--
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the person that you love more than life itself--
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How do you say, "Hey, out of all the people on Earth,
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you're the only one I don't want near me right now"?
Duration
12 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:13
Uploaded
Apr 22, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

"The Nicest Man in Stand-Up" is back with a comedy special filmed at the Celebrity Theater in Phoenix, AZ.
There's a-- Look, there's a lot of stuff - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
There's a-- Look, there's a lot of stuff
If I snore, she hits me with a closed fist. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:05
If I snore, she hits me with a closed fist.
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
[laughter]
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:11
[laughter]
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
[laughter]
I guess I'd chew louder than a lot of humans, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
I guess I'd chew louder than a lot of humans,
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
[laughter]
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
[laughter]
Chomping away." - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
Chomping away."
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:09
[laughter]
And she was always like, "Oh, we should do that." - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:17
And she was always like, "Oh, we should do that."
We're not the couple to survive that. We can do a lot of stuff good. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:05
We're not the couple to survive that. We can do a lot o...
And I'm sure everybody knows this, but in golf, tee times are very specific. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
And I'm sure everybody knows this, but in golf, tee tim...
It's 1:56, it's 2:04, 2:13. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:05
It's 1:56, it's 2:04, 2:13.
These are the times. I didn't make it up. This is what they do. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
These are the times. I didn't make it up. This is what ...
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
[laughter]
It's 1:55. She goes, "I need to go to the bathroom and get something to drink." - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:28
It's 1:55. She goes, "I need to go to the bathroom...
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:09
[laughter]
So I get out of the golf cart, and I grab my driver and one golf ball, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:09
So I get out of the golf cart, and I grab my driver and one ...
So I'm going to tee off - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
So I'm going to tee off