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Nate Bargatze: Hello World

I called a company and I was like,"I don't like, um, my fence, and I like to pee in the...

[laughter] I called a company and I was like,
"I don't like, um, my fence, and I like to pee in the driveway.
Do you all do that?" [laughter] And they said,
"That's the main thing that we do." [laughter] So we have to walk our dog now

Full Transcript

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I called a company and I was like, "I don't like, um, my fence,
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and I like to pee in the driveway. Do you all do that?"
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[laughter]
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And they said, "That's the main thing that we do."
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[laughter]
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So we have to walk our dog now.
Duration
21 seconds
Views
50
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:25
Uploaded
Apr 22, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

"The Nicest Man in Stand-Up" is back with a comedy special filmed at the Celebrity Theater in Phoenix, AZ.
And I asked him, I was like, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:11
And I asked him, I was like,
And I was like, "Golly, dude." Uh... - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:05
And I was like, "Golly, dude." Uh...
"All right, so if I don't have that, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:15
"All right, so if I don't have that,
Did you buy two dogs and the first one that peed, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:09
Did you buy two dogs and the first one that peed,
So as-- as a comedian, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
So as-- as a comedian,
When you sleep late into the day, your day-- you open your eyes, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
When you sleep late into the day, your day-- you open your e...
My friends that get up, like, five in the morning, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:20
My friends that get up, like, five in the morning,
So everybody in our family, you know, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:11
So everybody in our family, you know,
And then I'll lay-- I'll sit out there and I watch TV - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
And then I'll lay-- I'll sit out there and I watch...
Sometimes my wife, she'll go to bed, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:15
Sometimes my wife, she'll go to bed,
"It's like you already promised to go to bed, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:10
"It's like you already promised to go to bed,
How do you tell the most important-- - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:12
How do you tell the most important--
There's a-- Look, there's a lot of stuff - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
There's a-- Look, there's a lot of stuff
If I snore, she hits me with a closed fist. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:05
If I snore, she hits me with a closed fist.
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
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[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:11
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[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
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I guess I'd chew louder than a lot of humans, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
I guess I'd chew louder than a lot of humans,
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
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[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
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