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Nate Bargatze: Hello World

And it had gotten so bad that they finally had to put a fencearound the White House

[laughter] And it had gotten so bad that they finally had to put a fence
around the White House

Full Transcript

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And it had gotten so bad
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that they finally had to put a fence around the White House.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:02
Uploaded
Apr 22, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
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Movie Summary

"The Nicest Man in Stand-Up" is back with a comedy special filmed at the Celebrity Theater in Phoenix, AZ.
So I go to D.C. for the first time in my thirties, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:13
So I go to D.C. for the first time in my thirties,
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
[laughter]
I'll say it, then I can just feel that they - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
I'll say it, then I can just feel that they
I had it happen. I went on a hike with a comedian. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
I had it happen. I went on a hike with a comedian.
The whole hike was paved. It was paved. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:05
The whole hike was paved. It was paved.
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:10
[laughter]
So we walk by this turtle, and then there's a pond, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
So we walk by this turtle, and then there's a pond,
So right when the turtle jumped in the water, I was like, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:14
So right when the turtle jumped in the water, I was like,
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
[laughter]
You know, I didn't expect a real answer. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:05
You know, I didn't expect a real answer.
And he told me for real, like, it was, like, too dumb for him. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:05
And he told me for real, like, it was, like, too dumb for hi...
And he was like, "Well, turtles are cold blooded, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:13
And he was like, "Well, turtles are cold blooded,
I'm ten years older than him, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:11
I'm ten years older than him,
You know, I'm thinking, "Why would you even say it?" - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:09
You know, I'm thinking, "Why would you even say it...
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
[laughter]
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:12
[laughter]
It's because your brain-- - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:05
It's because your brain--
And one part of your brain is super smart, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
And one part of your brain is super smart,
Look, anything I say up here does not come from a building of education. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
Look, anything I say up here does not come from a building o...
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