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So right when the turtle jumped in the water, I was like
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Nate Bargatze: Hello World

So right when the turtlejumped in the water, I was like, I bet when he got in that...

So right when the turtle
jumped in the water, I was like, I bet when he got in that water,
he was like, "Woo, it's cold today." Yeah. I don't--I don't know
what I wanted out of that

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So right when the turtle jumped in the water, I was like,
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I bet when he got in that water, he was like, "Woo, it's cold today."
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Yeah. I don't--I don't know what I wanted out of that.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
100
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:49
Uploaded
Apr 21, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

"The Nicest Man in Stand-Up" is back with a comedy special filmed at the Celebrity Theater in Phoenix, AZ.
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
[laughter]
You know, I didn't expect a real answer. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:05
You know, I didn't expect a real answer.
And he told me for real, like, it was, like, too dumb for him. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:05
And he told me for real, like, it was, like, too dumb for hi...
And he was like, "Well, turtles are cold blooded, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:13
And he was like, "Well, turtles are cold blooded,
I'm ten years older than him, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:11
I'm ten years older than him,
You know, I'm thinking, "Why would you even say it?" - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:09
You know, I'm thinking, "Why would you even say it...
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
[laughter]
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:12
[laughter]
It's because your brain-- - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:05
It's because your brain--
And one part of your brain is super smart, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
And one part of your brain is super smart,
Look, anything I say up here does not come from a building of education. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
Look, anything I say up here does not come from a building o...
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
[laughter]
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
[laughter]
It's like if you don't hear this going on, dude, if you're in a bad mood, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:09
It's like if you don't hear this going on, dude, i...
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
[laughter]
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:11
[laughter]
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:09
[laughter]
I do have a smart part, but it just barely works. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:05
I do have a smart part, but it just barely works.
Then he's like, "I got to get out of here, y'all gonna be all right?" - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
Then he's like, "I got to get out of here, y'...
I got stuck with my dumb part. So one time I did a show in, like, some hotel. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
I got stuck with my dumb part. So one time I did a show in, ...