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Nate Bargatze: Hello World

Sometimes my wife, she'll go to bed, and then she comes back with a blanket and she lays...

Sometimes my wife, she'll go to bed, and then she comes back with a blanket and she lays next to me and she's like, "Well, I'm going to just sleep out here, and I'll go to bed when you go to bed." And I don't care for that at all

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Sometimes my wife, she'll go to bed,
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and then she comes back with a blanket
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and she lays next to me and she's like,
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"Well, I'm going to just sleep out here,
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and I'll go to bed when you go to bed."
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And I don't care for that at all.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
66
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:32
Uploaded
Apr 21, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

"The Nicest Man in Stand-Up" is back with a comedy special filmed at the Celebrity Theater in Phoenix, AZ.
"It's like you already promised to go to bed, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:10
"It's like you already promised to go to bed,
How do you tell the most important-- - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:12
How do you tell the most important--
There's a-- Look, there's a lot of stuff - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
There's a-- Look, there's a lot of stuff
If I snore, she hits me with a closed fist. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:05
If I snore, she hits me with a closed fist.
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
[laughter]
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:11
[laughter]
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
[laughter]
I guess I'd chew louder than a lot of humans, - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
I guess I'd chew louder than a lot of humans,
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
[laughter]
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
[laughter]
Chomping away." - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:08
Chomping away."
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:09
[laughter]
And she was always like, "Oh, we should do that." - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:17
And she was always like, "Oh, we should do that."
We're not the couple to survive that. We can do a lot of stuff good. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:05
We're not the couple to survive that. We can do a lot o...
And I'm sure everybody knows this, but in golf, tee times are very specific. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
And I'm sure everybody knows this, but in golf, tee tim...
It's 1:56, it's 2:04, 2:13. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:05
It's 1:56, it's 2:04, 2:13.
These are the times. I didn't make it up. This is what they do. - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:06
These are the times. I didn't make it up. This is what ...
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:07
[laughter]
It's 1:55. She goes, "I need to go to the bathroom and get something to drink." - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:28
It's 1:55. She goes, "I need to go to the bathroom...
[laughter] - Nate Bargatze: Hello World 00:09
[laughter]