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And so I don't know what tree nuts are, but it could kill my daughter
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Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American

And so I don't know what tree nuts are,but it could kill my daughter

And so I don't know what tree nuts are,
but it could kill my daughter

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And so I don't know what tree nuts are, but it could kill my daughter.
Duration
5 seconds
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29
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:28
Uploaded
May 10, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Tennessee-born comedian, actor, and podcast host Nate Bargatze is back with his second hour-long Netflix original comedy special.
The doctor goes, "Can't have tree nuts," and that's it. He left. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
The doctor goes, "Can't have tree nuts," and ...
And I was like, "We'd love to know… I didn't know where nuts came from, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:15
And I was like, "We'd love to know… I didn't ...
I don't think they get defended. They get yelled at by adults. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
I don't think they get defended. They get yelled at by ...
We got a lot of adults addicted to peanuts in this country. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
We got a lot of adults addicted to peanuts in this country.
And we just have… Adults are yelling at these children like they chose it, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:12
And we just have… Adults are yelling at these children like ...
These planes… Just serve pretzels and be done with it. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
These planes… Just serve pretzels and be done with it.
But they try every flight, and if they can't, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:12
But they try every flight, and if they can't,
"The only reason I'm on the flight is for the peanuts." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
"The only reason I'm on the flight is for the pean...
First and second grade was awesome. Third grade, you're like, "Okay." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:17
First and second grade was awesome. Third grade, you're...
Just give it to parents that never learned it. Uh… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
Just give it to parents that never learned it. Uh…
They bring it home, you gotta watch a 40-minute YouTube video - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
They bring it home, you gotta watch a 40-minute YouTube vide...
I don't even understand it. If you know it… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
I don't even understand it. If you know it…
And the goal of Common Core is to use one sheet of paper for every problem. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
And the goal of Common Core is to use one sheet of paper for...
You… You just want to keep breaking the problem down. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
You… You just want to keep breaking the problem down.
And then what's even funnier is you see old math in the middle of it. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
And then what's even funnier is you see old math in the...
As you break it down, old math gets in there and you're like, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:15
As you break it down, old math gets in there and you're...
I told my wife, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:18
I told my wife,
Even though I make fun of Common Core, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:07
Even though I make fun of Common Core,
Nothing should ever come out of her mouth that I'm like, "What? What was that?" - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:10
Nothing should ever come out of her mouth that I'm like...
I thought you felt it out, you know, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
I thought you felt it out, you know,