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Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American

And I know cars are getting crazy, but one thing that's stayedthe same in all these 50...

And I know cars are getting crazy, but one thing that's stayed
the same in all these 50 years is you gotta open
and shut that front door

Full Transcript

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And I know cars are getting crazy,
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but one thing that's stayed the same in all these 50 years
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is you gotta open and shut that front door.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:42
Uploaded
May 10, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Tennessee-born comedian, actor, and podcast host Nate Bargatze is back with his second hour-long Netflix original comedy special.
That was the day I was like, "We can't listen to this guy no more," - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
That was the day I was like, "We can't listen to t...
"We gotta go get him. He doesn't know what's happening." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:13
"We gotta go get him. He doesn't know what's ...
And so my parents, once we did that, they downsized to a two-bedroom townhome. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
And so my parents, once we did that, they downsized to a two...
So they still wanted to do Thanksgiving at their house, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
So they still wanted to do Thanksgiving at their house,
It's like a college kid being like, "Wanna do Christmas in my dorm room?" - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:12
It's like a college kid being like, "Wanna do Chri...
We just go, "Go back in the car. You can't even eat inside." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
We just go, "Go back in the car. You can't even ea...
I was like, "Everybody just has ketchup. It just comes in houses." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:12
I was like, "Everybody just has ketchup. It just comes ...
During the '80s and '90s, kids were getting kidnapped pretty rapidly. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
During the '80s and '90s, kids were getting kidnap...
And look, I'm not trying to say we were more desirable or something. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
And look, I'm not trying to say we were more desirable ...
I… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:07
I…
Uh, didn't take much. And… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
Uh, didn't take much. And…
Everything you watch is crime, podcasts are crime, movies are crime. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
Everything you watch is crime, podcasts are crime, movies ar...
But back then, you only had so many channels, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
But back then, you only had so many channels,
My parents used to watch a show called Rescue 911, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:07
My parents used to watch a show called Rescue 911,
I've seen three seconds of Rescue 911. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:13
I've seen three seconds of Rescue 911.
I don't know what happened before or after, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:10
I don't know what happened before or after,
And my feet get so hot, and I want to put 'em out so bad. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
And my feet get so hot, and I want to put 'em out so ba...
I mean, I try it every night for 30 years, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:09
I mean, I try it every night for 30 years,
I'll be in a hotel room - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:09
I'll be in a hotel room
So my parents, I think, watched a Rescue 911 where a kid went missing, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:07
So my parents, I think, watched a Rescue 911 where a kid wen...