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Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American

And then, you could be like,"Is your house on fire?" I've never seen someone cry this...

And then, you could be like,
"Is your house on fire?" I've never seen someone cry this much.
It's over nothing

Full Transcript

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And then, you could be like, "Is your house on fire?"
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I've never seen someone cry this much. It's over nothing.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:49
Uploaded
May 10, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tennessee-born comedian, actor, and podcast host Nate Bargatze is back with his second hour-long Netflix original comedy special.
You got to get these kids off… You don't want technology all the time. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
You got to get these kids off… You don't want technolog...
She wants to be a YouTuber, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
She wants to be a YouTuber,
She watches these kid YouTube videos, and now she makes her own videos. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
She watches these kid YouTube videos, and now she makes her ...
It's just her sitting there going, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:09
It's just her sitting there going,
She just watches kids playing with toys. Like, that's what's crazy. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
She just watches kids playing with toys. Like, that's w...
She watches just a kid that's like, "Hey, you don't have this toy, I do." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
She watches just a kid that's like, "Hey, you don&...
"If you wanna watch a kid have fun, but you'll never have fun in this house!" - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
"If you wanna watch a kid have fun, but you'll nev...
It can't even survive in there, that's what… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
It can't even survive in there, that's what…
They look like they're trying to go out of business and they can't. I… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:09
They look like they're trying to go out of business and...
They called Blockbuster and were like, "How do you get out? We want out." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
They called Blockbuster and were like, "How do you get ...
They're updating nothing. That Chuck E. band is just robotic. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
They're updating nothing. That Chuck E. band is just ro...
I mean, the drummer doesn't even turn on, it just sits like that the whole time. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
I mean, the drummer doesn't even turn on, it just sits ...
They sell booze to parents now, they just give them buckets of Bud Light. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
They sell booze to parents now, they just give them buckets ...
When someone drives those kids home, I don't see Ubers and Lyfts showing up. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
When someone drives those kids home, I don't see Ubers ...
There was a Chuck E. Cheese that got caught, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:07
There was a Chuck E. Cheese that got caught,
I mean, when I read the story, I was like, "I thought that's what they were doing." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:09
I mean, when I read the story, I was like, "I thought t...
Our daughter still sleeps in our bed too, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
Our daughter still sleeps in our bed too,
They're like, "You gotta keep them outside. Don't look at them." Uh… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
They're like, "You gotta keep them outside. Don�...
So we're hitting all the sights, and I'd be… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:10
So we're hitting all the sights, and I'd be…
I mean, I'm on the edge. When I sleep alone in a hotel, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
I mean, I'm on the edge. When I sleep alone in a hotel,