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Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American

Even though I make fun of Common Core, I have learned stufffrom elementary homework, which...

Even though I make fun of Common Core, I have learned stuff
from elementary homework, which is embarrassing

Full Transcript

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Even though I make fun of Common Core,
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I have learned stuff from elementary homework,
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which is embarrassing.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:16
Uploaded
May 10, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tennessee-born comedian, actor, and podcast host Nate Bargatze is back with his second hour-long Netflix original comedy special.
Nothing should ever come out of her mouth that I'm like, "What? What was that?" - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:10
Nothing should ever come out of her mouth that I'm like...
I thought you felt it out, you know, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
I thought you felt it out, you know,
If I feel a comma's coming, I try to get out of that sentence so bad. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
If I feel a comma's coming, I try to get out of that se...
I mean, I… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
I mean, I…
They're like, "Is that a comma?" - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
They're like, "Is that a comma?"
I remember nothing from school. People talk about history to me, I'm like, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:12
I remember nothing from school. People talk about history to...
I was taking a class called "Science" my senior year in high school. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
I was taking a class called "Science" my senior ye...
My dad went and talked to the teacher and said, "Look, just give him a D." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
My dad went and talked to the teacher and said, "Look, ...
She was that confident I wouldn't touch the science world. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
She was that confident I wouldn't touch the science wor...
I got… We took ACTs, and I got a 17 on it. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
I got… We took ACTs, and I got a 17 on it.
And if you don't know ACTs, 18 is like, "That's not good, man, but you made it." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:19
And if you don't know ACTs, 18 is like, "That'...
He was too old to be in seventh grade. He drove to seventh grade. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
He was too old to be in seventh grade. He drove to seventh g...
If you're a seventh grade teacher, and one of the kids drives, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:13
If you're a seventh grade teacher, and one of the kids ...
And I think it's my eyes. I have big eyes, you know? - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
And I think it's my eyes. I have big eyes, you know?
And so I just get a lot of, "You still with me, man?" And… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:12
And so I just get a lot of, "You still with me, man?&qu...
I got a reversible jacket at home, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
I got a reversible jacket at home,
Bought them at the same time, tried them both on separately. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
Bought them at the same time, tried them both on separately.
Liked the black one, thought, "Might as well get the blue one, too." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:11
Liked the black one, thought, "Might as well get the bl...
The dumbest I've ever been talked to… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:11
The dumbest I've ever been talked to…
So if you don't know anything about golf, a caddy usually carries your bag around, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:07
So if you don't know anything about golf, a caddy usual...