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Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American

I'll be in a hotel room like, "He can't get in here, dude,you've locked everything." I'm...

I'll be in a hotel room like, "He can't get in here, dude,
you've locked everything." I'm like, "That's exactly
what he's been waiting for." "He's probably already in here."

Full Transcript

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I'll be in a hotel room
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like, "He can't get in here, dude, you've locked everything."
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I'm like, "That's exactly what he's been waiting for."
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"He's probably already in here."
Duration
9 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:47:27
Uploaded
May 10, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tennessee-born comedian, actor, and podcast host Nate Bargatze is back with his second hour-long Netflix original comedy special.
So my parents, I think, watched a Rescue 911 where a kid went missing, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:07
So my parents, I think, watched a Rescue 911 where a kid wen...
And I think they took it as, "Look, you guys are getting kidnapped." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:09
And I think they took it as, "Look, you guys are gettin...
So instead of, like, I don't know, self-defense, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:10
So instead of, like, I don't know, self-defense,
They're like, "Let's just get that flyer ready." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
They're like, "Let's just get that flyer read...
They put a picture of the kid and all the information below, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
They put a picture of the kid and all the information below,
So instead of making a flyer, what they made us do - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:13
So instead of making a flyer, what they made us do
And they said, "When the cops are like, 'Hey, let's get a flyer ready,' - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:15
And they said, "When the cops are like, 'Hey, let&...
They'll just look at this and be like, "Just tell us where the kids are at." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:11
They'll just look at this and be like, "Just tell ...
We walked in Walmart. The guy's probably like, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:12
We walked in Walmart. The guy's probably like,
We… Me and my wife just celebrated our 14th wedding anniversary. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
We… Me and my wife just celebrated our 14th wedding annivers...
-And… Thank you. -[audience applauds] - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:11
-And… Thank you. -[audience applauds]
We're big Applebee's fans still to this day. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
We're big Applebee's fans still to this day.
Let me just… It feels like… Yeah, that's a good one. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
Let me just… It feels like… Yeah, that's a good one....
You know, like… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
You know, like…
"I'm over here," and he goes, "Okay, I didn't realize you were over--" - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:11
"I'm over here," and he goes, "Okay, I d...
And someone asked her recently, they said, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:15
And someone asked her recently, they said,
She's like, "You keep dreaming that dream, all right?" - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:13
She's like, "You keep dreaming that dream, all rig...
I feel like in a marriage, one of you is a dreamer, you know, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:10
I feel like in a marriage, one of you is a dreamer, you know...
You need someone that walks around, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:12
You need someone that walks around,
My dad, who I thought air conditioning cost $100,000 a day to run it. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
My dad, who I thought air conditioning cost $100,000 a day t...