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Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American

I'm gonna bring him out tonight. And… No, he's not here.He's in prison, but, you know

I'm gonna bring him out tonight. And… No, he's not here.
He's in prison, but, you know

Full Transcript

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I'm gonna bring him out tonight. And…
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No, he's not here. He's in prison, but, you know.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:30
Uploaded
May 10, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Tennessee-born comedian, actor, and podcast host Nate Bargatze is back with his second hour-long Netflix original comedy special.
Trust me. Look, he would love to be here. Trust me. Uh… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:11
Trust me. Look, he would love to be here. Trust me. Uh…
I did find out why he was in prison, which was crazy. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
I did find out why he was in prison, which was crazy.
So they just carried a body down those stairs, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
So they just carried a body down those stairs,
Yeah, and you're like, "Dude, are you serious?" - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
Yeah, and you're like, "Dude, are you serious?&quo...
But the rest, I swear the rest of it is true. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
But the rest, I swear the rest of it is true.
Our daughter is in third grade, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
Our daughter is in third grade,
So you know, as a parent, you walk them to the bus stop, it's very fun. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
So you know, as a parent, you walk them to the bus stop, it&...
At the end of the day, someone from school called my cell phone. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
At the end of the day, someone from school called my cell ph...
They called my cell phone, and she said, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:36
They called my cell phone, and she said,
I had to go get her. "All right, I'll come get her." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
I had to go get her. "All right, I'll come get her...
When you pack lunches now, you got to be careful - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
When you pack lunches now, you got to be careful
And our daughter actually has a cashew allergy, with tree nuts. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
And our daughter actually has a cashew allergy, with tree nu...
And so I don't know what tree nuts are, but it could kill my daughter. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
And so I don't know what tree nuts are, but it could ki...
The doctor goes, "Can't have tree nuts," and that's it. He left. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
The doctor goes, "Can't have tree nuts," and ...
And I was like, "We'd love to know… I didn't know where nuts came from, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:15
And I was like, "We'd love to know… I didn't ...
I don't think they get defended. They get yelled at by adults. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
I don't think they get defended. They get yelled at by ...
We got a lot of adults addicted to peanuts in this country. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
We got a lot of adults addicted to peanuts in this country.
And we just have… Adults are yelling at these children like they chose it, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:12
And we just have… Adults are yelling at these children like ...
These planes… Just serve pretzels and be done with it. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
These planes… Just serve pretzels and be done with it.
But they try every flight, and if they can't, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:12
But they try every flight, and if they can't,