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Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American

She calls me,"Why are you at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts?" I'm like, "I'm not gonnalive like...

She calls me,
"Why are you at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts?" I'm like, "I'm not gonna
live like this, all right?" If I want donuts, I'm not gonna
lock my phone in a gym locker and go pay cash for donuts

Full Transcript

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She calls me, "Why are you at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts?"
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I'm like, "I'm not gonna live like this, all right?"
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If I want donuts, I'm not gonna lock my phone in a gym locker
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and go pay cash for donuts.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:39
Uploaded
May 10, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tennessee-born comedian, actor, and podcast host Nate Bargatze is back with his second hour-long Netflix original comedy special.
I'm out walking in the parking lot, just get a call, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:26
I'm out walking in the parking lot, just get a call,
She will not let me… "I got a coupon." Like, I just feel so stupid. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
She will not let me… "I got a coupon." Like, I jus...
I'm buying deodorant and I'm like, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:20
I'm buying deodorant and I'm like,
…was over the saying "one fell swoop." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
…was over the saying "one fell swoop."
-[helicopter whirring] -My wife and I… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
-[helicopter whirring] -My wife and I…
'Cause you hear it from a far distance, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
'Cause you hear it from a far distance,
Y'all are like, "We don't even hear it," and I'm just up here, I mean… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:07
Y'all are like, "We don't even hear...
Every show, we're back doing theaters, I'm like, "Is that…" - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:12
Every show, we're back doing theaters, I'm like, &...
So we got in the fight over the phrase "one fell swoop." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
So we got in the fight over the phrase "one fell swoop....
And if you're a newlywed and you're like, "That doesn't make sense," - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:07
And if you're a newlywed and you're like, "Th...
This is when you've already done all the dish fighting - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
This is when you've already done all the dish fighting
This is when they're trying to mentally break you. Uh… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:09
This is when they're trying to mentally break you. Uh…...
So my wife wanted to go visit her parents one weekend, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
So my wife wanted to go visit her parents one weekend,
That's something people don't talk about, when you marry into divorce. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
That's something people don't talk about, when you...
They divorced because of her, not me, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
They divorced because of her, not me,
[chuckles] So… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
[chuckles] So…
She said, "I wanna do it in one fell swoop." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
She said, "I wanna do it in one fell swoop."
It felt like someone that day told her, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:26
It felt like someone that day told her,
And then when she went to describe this one fell swoop trip, she goes, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:36
And then when she went to describe this one fell swoop trip,...
So I get home, and you know when you walk home and you've been in a fight, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:11
So I get home, and you know when you walk home and you'...