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Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American

She put Life360 on my phone, so they can track youeven when they're not near you

She put Life360 on my phone, so they can track you
even when they're not near you

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She put Life360 on my phone,
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so they can track you even when they're not near you.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
57
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:26
Uploaded
May 10, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Tennessee-born comedian, actor, and podcast host Nate Bargatze is back with his second hour-long Netflix original comedy special.
She calls me, "Why are you at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts?" - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:12
She calls me, "Why are you at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts?&q...
I'm out walking in the parking lot, just get a call, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:26
I'm out walking in the parking lot, just get a call,
She will not let me… "I got a coupon." Like, I just feel so stupid. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
She will not let me… "I got a coupon." Like, I jus...
I'm buying deodorant and I'm like, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:20
I'm buying deodorant and I'm like,
…was over the saying "one fell swoop." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
…was over the saying "one fell swoop."
-[helicopter whirring] -My wife and I… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
-[helicopter whirring] -My wife and I…
'Cause you hear it from a far distance, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
'Cause you hear it from a far distance,
Y'all are like, "We don't even hear it," and I'm just up here, I mean… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:07
Y'all are like, "We don't even hear...
Every show, we're back doing theaters, I'm like, "Is that…" - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:12
Every show, we're back doing theaters, I'm like, &...
So we got in the fight over the phrase "one fell swoop." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
So we got in the fight over the phrase "one fell swoop....
And if you're a newlywed and you're like, "That doesn't make sense," - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:07
And if you're a newlywed and you're like, "Th...
This is when you've already done all the dish fighting - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
This is when you've already done all the dish fighting
This is when they're trying to mentally break you. Uh… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:09
This is when they're trying to mentally break you. Uh…...
So my wife wanted to go visit her parents one weekend, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
So my wife wanted to go visit her parents one weekend,
That's something people don't talk about, when you marry into divorce. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
That's something people don't talk about, when you...
They divorced because of her, not me, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
They divorced because of her, not me,
[chuckles] So… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
[chuckles] So…
She said, "I wanna do it in one fell swoop." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
She said, "I wanna do it in one fell swoop."
It felt like someone that day told her, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:26
It felt like someone that day told her,
And then when she went to describe this one fell swoop trip, she goes, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:36
And then when she went to describe this one fell swoop trip,...