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Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American

"Someone turn the air conditioner on?" My wife's always around too, I feel.Just always,...

"Someone turn the air conditioner on?" My wife's always around too, I feel.
Just always, like, near, you know… Especially at home,
it's like I married a cat

Full Transcript

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"Someone turn the air conditioner on?"
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My wife's always around too, I feel. Just always, like, near, you know…
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Especially at home, it's like I married a cat.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:51:33
Uploaded
May 10, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tennessee-born comedian, actor, and podcast host Nate Bargatze is back with his second hour-long Netflix original comedy special.
I'm like, "You're just always on me." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:22
I'm like, "You're just always on me."
I could eat an Oreo cookie in the attic at 3:00 a.m., - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:18
I could eat an Oreo cookie in the attic at 3:00 a.m.,
She put Life360 on my phone, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
She put Life360 on my phone,
She calls me, "Why are you at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts?" - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:12
She calls me, "Why are you at Krispy Kreme Doughnuts?&q...
I'm out walking in the parking lot, just get a call, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:26
I'm out walking in the parking lot, just get a call,
She will not let me… "I got a coupon." Like, I just feel so stupid. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
She will not let me… "I got a coupon." Like, I jus...
I'm buying deodorant and I'm like, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:20
I'm buying deodorant and I'm like,
…was over the saying "one fell swoop." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
…was over the saying "one fell swoop."
-[helicopter whirring] -My wife and I… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
-[helicopter whirring] -My wife and I…
'Cause you hear it from a far distance, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
'Cause you hear it from a far distance,
Y'all are like, "We don't even hear it," and I'm just up here, I mean… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:07
Y'all are like, "We don't even hear...
Every show, we're back doing theaters, I'm like, "Is that…" - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:12
Every show, we're back doing theaters, I'm like, &...
So we got in the fight over the phrase "one fell swoop." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
So we got in the fight over the phrase "one fell swoop....
And if you're a newlywed and you're like, "That doesn't make sense," - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:07
And if you're a newlywed and you're like, "Th...
This is when you've already done all the dish fighting - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
This is when you've already done all the dish fighting
This is when they're trying to mentally break you. Uh… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:09
This is when they're trying to mentally break you. Uh…...
So my wife wanted to go visit her parents one weekend, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
So my wife wanted to go visit her parents one weekend,
That's something people don't talk about, when you marry into divorce. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
That's something people don't talk about, when you...
They divorced because of her, not me, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
They divorced because of her, not me,
[chuckles] So… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
[chuckles] So…