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Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American

"The only reasonI'm on the flight is for the peanuts." "I don't even know where it's...

"The only reason
I'm on the flight is for the peanuts." "I don't even know where it's going."

Full Transcript

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"The only reason I'm on the flight is for the peanuts."
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"I don't even know where it's going."
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:34
Uploaded
May 10, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

Tennessee-born comedian, actor, and podcast host Nate Bargatze is back with his second hour-long Netflix original comedy special.
First and second grade was awesome. Third grade, you're like, "Okay." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:17
First and second grade was awesome. Third grade, you're...
Just give it to parents that never learned it. Uh… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
Just give it to parents that never learned it. Uh…
They bring it home, you gotta watch a 40-minute YouTube video - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
They bring it home, you gotta watch a 40-minute YouTube vide...
I don't even understand it. If you know it… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
I don't even understand it. If you know it…
And the goal of Common Core is to use one sheet of paper for every problem. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
And the goal of Common Core is to use one sheet of paper for...
You… You just want to keep breaking the problem down. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
You… You just want to keep breaking the problem down.
And then what's even funnier is you see old math in the middle of it. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
And then what's even funnier is you see old math in the...
As you break it down, old math gets in there and you're like, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:15
As you break it down, old math gets in there and you're...
I told my wife, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:18
I told my wife,
Even though I make fun of Common Core, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:07
Even though I make fun of Common Core,
Nothing should ever come out of her mouth that I'm like, "What? What was that?" - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:10
Nothing should ever come out of her mouth that I'm like...
I thought you felt it out, you know, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
I thought you felt it out, you know,
If I feel a comma's coming, I try to get out of that sentence so bad. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
If I feel a comma's coming, I try to get out of that se...
I mean, I… - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
I mean, I…
They're like, "Is that a comma?" - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
They're like, "Is that a comma?"
I remember nothing from school. People talk about history to me, I'm like, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:12
I remember nothing from school. People talk about history to...
I was taking a class called "Science" my senior year in high school. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
I was taking a class called "Science" my senior ye...
My dad went and talked to the teacher and said, "Look, just give him a D." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:08
My dad went and talked to the teacher and said, "Look, ...
She was that confident I wouldn't touch the science world. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
She was that confident I wouldn't touch the science wor...
I got… We took ACTs, and I got a 17 on it. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
I got… We took ACTs, and I got a 17 on it.