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Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American

Uh, didn't take much. And… So parents back then, they would watch TV,and I think it would...

Uh, didn't take much. And… So parents back then, they would watch TV,
and I think it would scare the parents

Full Transcript

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Uh, didn't take much. And…
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So parents back then, they would watch TV, and I think it would scare the parents.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:46:21
Uploaded
May 10, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Tennessee-born comedian, actor, and podcast host Nate Bargatze is back with his second hour-long Netflix original comedy special.
Everything you watch is crime, podcasts are crime, movies are crime. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
Everything you watch is crime, podcasts are crime, movies ar...
But back then, you only had so many channels, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
But back then, you only had so many channels,
My parents used to watch a show called Rescue 911, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:07
My parents used to watch a show called Rescue 911,
I've seen three seconds of Rescue 911. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:13
I've seen three seconds of Rescue 911.
I don't know what happened before or after, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:10
I don't know what happened before or after,
And my feet get so hot, and I want to put 'em out so bad. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:05
And my feet get so hot, and I want to put 'em out so ba...
I mean, I try it every night for 30 years, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:09
I mean, I try it every night for 30 years,
I'll be in a hotel room - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:09
I'll be in a hotel room
So my parents, I think, watched a Rescue 911 where a kid went missing, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:07
So my parents, I think, watched a Rescue 911 where a kid wen...
And I think they took it as, "Look, you guys are getting kidnapped." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:09
And I think they took it as, "Look, you guys are gettin...
So instead of, like, I don't know, self-defense, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:10
So instead of, like, I don't know, self-defense,
They're like, "Let's just get that flyer ready." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
They're like, "Let's just get that flyer read...
They put a picture of the kid and all the information below, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:06
They put a picture of the kid and all the information below,
So instead of making a flyer, what they made us do - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:13
So instead of making a flyer, what they made us do
And they said, "When the cops are like, 'Hey, let's get a flyer ready,' - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:15
And they said, "When the cops are like, 'Hey, let&...
They'll just look at this and be like, "Just tell us where the kids are at." - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:11
They'll just look at this and be like, "Just tell ...
We walked in Walmart. The guy's probably like, - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:12
We walked in Walmart. The guy's probably like,
We… Me and my wife just celebrated our 14th wedding anniversary. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
We… Me and my wife just celebrated our 14th wedding annivers...
-And… Thank you. -[audience applauds] - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:11
-And… Thank you. -[audience applauds]
We're big Applebee's fans still to this day. - Nate Bargatze: The Greatest Average American 00:04
We're big Applebee's fans still to this day.