"National Lampoon's Animal House" quotes

National Lampoon's Animal House poster
At a 1962 college, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the entire Delta Tau Chi Fraternity, but those troublemakers have other plans for him.

Director: John Landis
Writer: Harold Ramis, Douglas Kenney, Chris Miller
Production: Universal Pictures
Genre: comedy
Year: 1978
MetaScore: 79/100
ImdbRating: 7.5
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 28 Jul 1978
Awards: 2 wins & 1 nomination.

74 Clips

It's not gonna be an orgy - National Lampoon's Animal House 01:29
It's not gonna be an orgy
It must have been some party - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:19
It must have been some party
Is it supposed to be this soft - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:13
Is it supposed to be this soft
I'm so glad you could come - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:16
I'm so glad you could come
If you want this year's homecoming parade in my town - National Lampoon's Animal House 01:12
If you want this year's homecoming parade in my town
If I was in your shoes - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:15
If I was in your shoes
I won't go schizo - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:16
I won't go schizo
I want you to fix Pinto up - National Lampoon's Animal House 01:00
I want you to fix Pinto up
I think I'm in love with a retard - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:18
I think I'm in love with a retard
I hate those guys - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:11
I hate those guys
I gotta work on my game - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:25
I gotta work on my game
I gave my love a cherry - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:33
I gave my love a cherry
I didn't get that - National Lampoon's Animal House 01:04
I didn't get that
You're all worthless and weak - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:19
You're all worthless and weak
Your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:14
Your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto
Your Delta Tau Chi name is - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:26
Your Delta Tau Chi name is
You might get lucky without it - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:19
You might get lucky without it
You look grotesqe - National Lampoon's Animal House 01:01
You look grotesqe
You know damn well who it is - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:27
You know damn well who it is
I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:23
I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer
How long you been workin' on it - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:46
How long you been workin' on it
How does it feel to be an independent - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:21
How does it feel to be an independent
Hey are you guys coming down - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:44
Hey are you guys coming down
He was damn glad to meet you - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:22
He was damn glad to meet you
Have you boys seen your grade point averages yet - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:42
Have you boys seen your grade point averages yet
Fuck her brains out - National Lampoon's Animal House 01:01
Fuck her brains out
Finished at Faber - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:44
Finished at Faber
Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:45
Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter
Don't write this down - National Lampoon's Animal House 01:13
Don't write this down
Don't you think - National Lampoon's Animal House 01:15
Don't you think
Don't cost nothin' - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:11
Don't cost nothin'
Do you mind if we dance with your dates - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:15
Do you mind if we dance with your dates
Can I buy some pot from you - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:55
Can I buy some pot from you
But Delta's already on probation - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:24
But Delta's already on probation
Before we go any further - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:56
Before we go any further
A wimp and a blimp - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:11
A wimp and a blimp
You guys up for a toga party - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:18
You guys up for a toga party
You guys playing cards - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:12
You guys playing cards
You can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes - National Lampoon's Animal House 02:20
You can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes
You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:17
You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now
Will you tell those assholes to shut up - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:19
Will you tell those assholes to shut up
Where are you going - National Lampoon's Animal House 02:00
Where are you going
What's all this laying around shit - National Lampoon's Animal House 03:07
What's all this laying around shit
What is the worst fraternity on this campus - National Lampoon's Animal House 01:36
What is the worst fraternity on this campus
What do I have to do - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:34
What do I have to do
What are you majoring in - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:16
What are you majoring in
We're the only white people here - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:14
We're the only white people here
We're in trouble - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:46
We're in trouble
We have an old saying in Delta House - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:14
We have an old saying in Delta House
Vicious mother - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:23
Vicious mother
This is Larry Kroger - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:23
This is Larry Kroger
They're serious this time - National Lampoon's Animal House 02:34
They're serious this time
They took the bar - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:15
They took the bar
They kicked us out of school - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:16
They kicked us out of school
They confiscated everything - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:19
They confiscated everything
There WERE blanks in that gun - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:32
There WERE blanks in that gun
The time has come for someone to put his foot down - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:21
The time has come for someone to put his foot down
That boy is a P I G pig - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:12
That boy is a P I G pig
Take off that beenie - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:11
Take off that beenie
Stratton and Mr - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:24
Stratton and Mr
Sophomore dies in kiln explosion - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:27
Sophomore dies in kiln explosion
She broke our date - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:14
She broke our date
Seven years of college down the drain - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:23
Seven years of college down the drain
See if you can guess what I am now - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:14
See if you can guess what I am now
Robert Hoover will speak on behalf of Delta House - National Lampoon's Animal House 05:17
Robert Hoover will speak on behalf of Delta House
Put Neidermeyer on it - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:19
Put Neidermeyer on it
President of Delta house - National Lampoon's Animal House 01:01
President of Delta house
On your Uniform - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:10
On your Uniform
May I have another - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:11
May I have another
Mandy Pepperidge - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:59
Mandy Pepperidge
Look at my thumb - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:10
Look at my thumb
Let me give you a hint - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:50
Let me give you a hint
Kent is a legacy - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:40
Kent is a legacy
Just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:17
Just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth

Cast

Larry Kroger - Tom Hulce
Kent Dorfman - Stephen Furst
Doug Neidermeyer - Mark Metcalf
Mandy Pepperidge - Mary Louise Weller
Babs Jansen - Martha Smith
Greg Marmalard - James Daughton
Chip Diller - Kevin Bacon
John Blutarsky - John Belushi
Hardbar - Chris Miller
Robert Hoover - James Widdoes
Eric Stratton - Tim Matheson
Donald Schoenstein - Peter Riegert
Daniel Simpson Day - Bruce McGill
Mothball - Joshua Daniel
Dave Jennings - Donald Sutherland
Dean Vernon Wormer - John Vernon
Trooper - Junior
Mayor Carmine DePasto - Cesare Danova
Otter's Co-Ed (scenes deleted) - Sunny Johnson
Marion Wormer - Verna Bloom
Clorette DePasto - Sarah Holcomb
Charming Guy with Guitar - Stephen Bishop
Otis Day - Otis Day
Brunella - Eliza Roberts
Shelly - Lisa Baur
Mean Dude - Raymone Robinson
Meaner Dude - Robert Elliott
Meanest Dude (as Reginald H. Farmer) - Reginald Farmer
Gigantic Dude - Jebidiah R. Dumas
Dean's Secretary - Priscilla Lauris
Omega - Rick Eby
Man on Street - John Freeman
Lucky Boy - Sean McCartin
Sorority Girl - Helen Vick
Delta Girl - Maida Belove
Bluto's Dance Partner at Toga Party - Judith Belushi-Pisano
Bandmember, Otis Day and the Knights - Robert Cray
Cashier - Lorraine Furst
Girl at Top of Stairs - Elizabeth Huff
Party Walla - Sam Longoria
Delta House Pledge - Guy Messenger
Party Goer - Tracy K. Shaffer
Grim - Balding Professor - Fred Simonds
Man who Measures Dead Horse - James 'Izzy' Whetstine