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"National Lampoon's Animal House" quotes

National Lampoon's Animal House poster
At a 1962 college, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the entire Delta Tau Chi Fraternity, but those troublemakers have other plans for him.

Director: John Landis
Writer: Harold Ramis, Douglas Kenney, Chris Miller
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1978
MetaScore: 79/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $141,600,000
Released: 28 Jul 1978
Awards: 2 wins & 1 nomination

87 video clips

Larry KrogerGreg MarmalardDean Vernon WormerNoreenChip DillerStorkEric 'otter' StrattonMarion WormerJohn 'bluto' BlutarskyKatyMayor Carmine De PastoNeidermeyerClorette De PastoGigantic DudeCharming Guy With GuitarDave JenningsMeaner DudeBrunellaMandy PepperidgeDoug Neidermeyer
Let me give you a hint - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:50 Let me give you a hint President of Delta house - National Lampoon's Animal House 01:01 President of Delta house Robert Hoover will speak on behalf of Delta House - National Lampoon's Animal House 05:17 Robert Hoover will speak on behalf of Delta House Take off that beenie - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:11 Take off that beenie We're the only white people here - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:14 We're the only white people here Do you mind if we dance with your dates - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:15 Do you mind if we dance with your dates I won't go schizo - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:16 I won't go schizo Is it supposed to be this soft - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:13 Is it supposed to be this soft Seven years of college down the drain - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:13 Seven years of college down the drain Go Go Go Go Go - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:06 Go Go Go Go Go But Delta's already on probation - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:18 But Delta's already on probation There WERE blanks in that gun - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:16 There WERE blanks in that gun What's all this laying around shit - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:32 What's all this laying around shit Fuck her brains out - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:40 Fuck her brains out May I have another - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:14 May I have another Don't you think - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:35 Don't you think What is the worst fraternity on this campus - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:35 What is the worst fraternity on this campus We're in trouble - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:16 We're in trouble And most recently - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:26 And most recently I want you to fix Pinto up - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:19 I want you to fix Pinto up You guys up for a toga party - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:12 You guys up for a toga party Before we go any further - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:29 Before we go any further They took the bar - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:11 They took the bar Don't cost nothin' - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:07 Don't cost nothin' If you want this year's homecoming parade in my town - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:33 If you want this year's homecoming parade in my town I gave my love a cherry - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:31 I gave my love a cherry See if you can guess what I am now - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:20 See if you can guess what I am now You can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:35 You can't spend your whole life worrying about your... It's not gonna be an orgy - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:36 It's not gonna be an orgy How long you been workin' on it - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:22 How long you been workin' on it I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:13 I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer Ramming speed - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:07 Ramming speed Food fight - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:04 Food fight They're serious this time - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:36 They're serious this time Sophomore dies in kiln explosion - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:23 Sophomore dies in kiln explosion Will you tell those assholes to shut up - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:06 Will you tell those assholes to shut up I didn't get that - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:31 I didn't get that This is Larry Kroger - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:13 This is Larry Kroger Kent is a legacy - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:14 Kent is a legacy You're all worthless and weak - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:11 You're all worthless and weak Vicious mother - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:12 Vicious mother I think I'm in love with a retard - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:08 I think I'm in love with a retard If I was in your shoes - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:11 If I was in your shoes I hate those guys - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:04 I hate those guys I gotta work on my game - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:14 I gotta work on my game I'm so glad you could come - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:10 I'm so glad you could come You know damn well who it is - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:22 You know damn well who it is He was damn glad to meet you - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:08 He was damn glad to meet you Have you boys seen your grade point averages yet - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:22 Have you boys seen your grade point averages yet Can I buy some pot from you - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:34 Can I buy some pot from you Don't write this down - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:37 Don't write this down That boy is a P I G pig - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:12 That boy is a P I G pig Your Delta Tau Chi name is - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:21 Your Delta Tau Chi name is They kicked us out of school - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:07 They kicked us out of school The time has come for someone to put his foot down - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:09 The time has come for someone to put his foot down Put Neidermeyer on it - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:10 Put Neidermeyer on it Just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:07 Just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth On your Uniform - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:14 On your Uniform Oh boy is this great - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:09 Oh boy is this great Where are you going - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:39 Where are you going Oh my God - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:13 Oh my God You guys playing cards - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:07 You guys playing cards No prisoners - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:09 No prisoners How does it feel to be an independent Schoenstein - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:09 How does it feel to be an independent Schoenstein What do I have to do - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:15 What do I have to do They confiscated everything - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:06 They confiscated everything Mandy Pepperidge - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:26 Mandy Pepperidge We have an old saying in Delta House - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:16 We have an old saying in Delta House You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:08 You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now She broke our date - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:08 She broke our date What are you majoring in - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:09 What are you majoring in Your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:15 Your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto How does it feel to be an independent - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:11 How does it feel to be an independent Thanks I needed that - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:04 Thanks I needed that It must have been some party - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:10 It must have been some party Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:31 Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter I hope I score Oh boy Oh boy - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:11 I hope I score Oh boy Oh boy A wimp and a blimp - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:06 A wimp and a blimp You look grotesqe - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:31 You look grotesqe May I have 10 000 marbles please - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:13 May I have 10 000 marbles please You might get lucky without it - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:09 You might get lucky without it Look at my thumb - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:08 Look at my thumb Hey are you guys coming down - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:16 Hey are you guys coming down Finished at Faber - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:24 Finished at Faber Stratton and Mr - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:09 Stratton and Mr Remain calm All is well - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:08 Remain calm All is well Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:08 Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son

Cast

Larry Kroger - Tom Hulce
Kent Dorfman - Stephen Furst
Doug Neidermeyer - Mark Metcalf
Mandy Pepperidge - Mary Louise Weller
Babs Jansen - Martha Smith
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