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"National Lampoon's Animal House" quotes

National Lampoon's Animal House poster
At a 1962 college, Dean Vernon Wormer is determined to expel the entire Delta Tau Chi Fraternity, but those troublemakers have other plans for him.

Director: John Landis
Writer: Harold Ramis, Douglas Kenney, Chris Miller
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1978
MetaScore: 79/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $141,600,000
Released: 28 Jul 1978
Awards: 2 wins & 1 nomination
Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:08 Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son Remain calm All is well - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:08 Remain calm All is well Stratton and Mr - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:09 Stratton and Mr Finished at Faber - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:24 Finished at Faber Hey are you guys coming down - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:16 Hey are you guys coming down Look at my thumb - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:08 Look at my thumb You might get lucky without it - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:09 You might get lucky without it May I have 10 000 marbles please - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:13 May I have 10 000 marbles please You look grotesqe - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:31 You look grotesqe A wimp and a blimp - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:06 A wimp and a blimp I hope I score Oh boy Oh boy - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:11 I hope I score Oh boy Oh boy Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:31 Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter It must have been some party - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:10 It must have been some party Thanks I needed that - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:04 Thanks I needed that How does it feel to be an independent - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:11 How does it feel to be an independent Your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:15 Your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto What are you majoring in - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:09 What are you majoring in She broke our date - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:08 She broke our date You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:08 You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now We have an old saying in Delta House - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:16 We have an old saying in Delta House Mandy Pepperidge - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:26 Mandy Pepperidge They confiscated everything - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:06 They confiscated everything What do I have to do - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:15 What do I have to do How does it feel to be an independent Schoenstein - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:09 How does it feel to be an independent Schoenstein No prisoners - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:09 No prisoners You guys playing cards - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:07 You guys playing cards Oh my God - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:13 Oh my God Where are you going - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:39 Where are you going Oh boy is this great - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:09 Oh boy is this great On your Uniform - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:14 On your Uniform Just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:07 Just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth Put Neidermeyer on it - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:10 Put Neidermeyer on it The time has come for someone to put his foot down - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:09 The time has come for someone to put his foot down They kicked us out of school - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:07 They kicked us out of school Your Delta Tau Chi name is - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:21 Your Delta Tau Chi name is That boy is a P I G pig - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:12 That boy is a P I G pig Don't write this down - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:37 Don't write this down Can I buy some pot from you - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:34 Can I buy some pot from you Have you boys seen your grade point averages yet - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:22 Have you boys seen your grade point averages yet He was damn glad to meet you - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:08 He was damn glad to meet you You know damn well who it is - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:22 You know damn well who it is I'm so glad you could come - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:10 I'm so glad you could come I gotta work on my game - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:14 I gotta work on my game I hate those guys - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:04 I hate those guys If I was in your shoes - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:11 If I was in your shoes I think I'm in love with a retard - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:08 I think I'm in love with a retard Vicious mother - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:12 Vicious mother You're all worthless and weak - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:11 You're all worthless and weak Kent is a legacy - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:14 Kent is a legacy This is Larry Kroger - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:13 This is Larry Kroger I didn't get that - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:31 I didn't get that Will you tell those assholes to shut up - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:06 Will you tell those assholes to shut up Sophomore dies in kiln explosion - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:23 Sophomore dies in kiln explosion They're serious this time - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:36 They're serious this time Food fight - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:04 Food fight Ramming speed - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:07 Ramming speed I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:13 I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer How long you been workin' on it - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:22 How long you been workin' on it It's not gonna be an orgy - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:36 It's not gonna be an orgy You can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:35 You can't spend your whole life worrying about your... See if you can guess what I am now - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:20 See if you can guess what I am now I gave my love a cherry - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:31 I gave my love a cherry If you want this year's homecoming parade in my town - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:33 If you want this year's homecoming parade in my town Don't cost nothin' - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:07 Don't cost nothin' They took the bar - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:11 They took the bar Before we go any further - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:29 Before we go any further You guys up for a toga party - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:12 You guys up for a toga party I want you to fix Pinto up - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:19 I want you to fix Pinto up And most recently - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:26 And most recently We're in trouble - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:16 We're in trouble What is the worst fraternity on this campus - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:35 What is the worst fraternity on this campus Don't you think - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:35 Don't you think May I have another - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:14 May I have another Fuck her brains out - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:40 Fuck her brains out What's all this laying around shit - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:32 What's all this laying around shit There WERE blanks in that gun - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:16 There WERE blanks in that gun But Delta's already on probation - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:18 But Delta's already on probation Go Go Go Go Go - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:06 Go Go Go Go Go Seven years of college down the drain - National Lampoon's Animal House 00:13 Seven years of college down the drain

Cast

Larry Kroger - Tom Hulce
Kent Dorfman - Stephen Furst
Doug Neidermeyer - Mark Metcalf
Mandy Pepperidge - Mary Louise Weller
Babs Jansen - Martha Smith